TOXIC TOTTY: Sting

Scene from the 1984 film Dune



It’s time for the third installment in Infomaniac’s new series entitled Toxic Totty.

From time to time, Infomaniac will post images of celebrities who should have kept their clothes ON. Or, if not in a state of undress, should reconsider their fashion options.

Today we feature singer, songwriter, musician, actor, environmental activist, wanker Sting.




again with the flying jockstrap




fuck off ya big pillock




Warning: Toxicity level increases here…








Warning: Extreme Toxicity Alert!

Hazmat suits recommended!...








Shove your lute up your shute.

TOXIC TOTTY: Sean Connery

“Yesh, I’m the Sexiesht Man Alive.”



It’s time for the second installment in Infomaniac’s new series entitled Toxic Totty.

From time to time, Infomaniac will post images of celebrities who should have kept their clothes ON. Or, if not in a state of undress, should reconsider their fashion options.

Today we feature Scottish actor Sean Connery as he appeared in the 1974 low-budget sci-fi film Zardoz.

Not every man can pull off a red leather loincloth (or is it a nappy?) / bandolier combo with thigh high boots and a ponytail.

The film takes an ever more bizarre turn when Sir Sean shows up on screen in a wedding dress.




Great Scot!



The costume designer should be "shaken, not stirred."


UPDATE: Prunella Jones just sent this pic to me. Sensitive viewers please avert your eyes…

TOXIC TOTTY: Corrie’s Gail Platt

Welcome to a new series on Infomaniac: Toxic Totty.

From time to time, Infomaniac will post images of celebrities who should have kept their clothes ON. Or, if not in a state of undress, should reconsider their fashion options.

Infomaniac is in no way, shape or form a celebrity blog as you well know. Toxic Totty will be an occasional diversion. To view fine celebrity blogs visit our Pru at Prunella de Ville, D.Prince at Bulletproof Bracelets and Maddie at Ridicluelessness.

Now let’s get ready to slag off our first bit of Toxic Totty. Today it’s a British soap star.

I know you’re out there… you buncha closet Coronation Street fans.






In my magic mirror I see Frobi, Tazzy, Piggy (though he won’t admit it), Flaming Nora, Kaz, Pamer, Chelly, and Betty and Geoff. Anyone else?


Caution. Upcoming image may induce vomiting.


Here’s one of your favourite (gack!) Corrie characters catching a few rays…