Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Bring Out the Disco Ball, Bitches!

Bring out the disco ball, Bitches. It's New Year's Eve!


Happy New Year!

Friday, December 27, 2013

Weekend Getaway

Going away for the weekend...

Anyone care to come along?

Christmas at IKEA

Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Arse End of Christmas


Well? Are you Bitches surviving the so-called "most wonderful time of the year?"

Any casualties? Craziness? Crankiness? Capers? Cock?

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Milk and Cookies

It's Christmas Eve, Bitches.

Don't forget to put out some cookies. And milk...

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Christmas Canapés

Norma offers up her cherry on a platter...



It's Sunday.


Isn't it time you were in church?

Saturday, December 21, 2013

How To Ruin My Christmas


Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.

Note how Mistress MJ has not blogged about her Crocs hatred since June, 2012. I simply cannot leave 2013 behind without venting my spleen.

Friday, December 20, 2013


From time to time, Mistress MJ spins her favourite tunes from her own personal jukebox, here on Radio Infomaniac. This is one of those songs, for reasons just between you, me and the bedpost.

Raphael a l'air d'un ange, mais c'est un diable de l'amour

Et pour toujours

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Infomaniac Christmas Pageant

[photos via Zenfancy]

What role will you play in the Infomaniac Christmas Pageant?

Note: Mistress MJ has sustained a slight injury and cannot comfortably type so she will not be commenting here or on your blogs for a little while. I shall continue to post. Enjoy the pageantry nonetheless!

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Time Out 'Til Tuesday

Gone Christmas shopping.

Back on Tuesday.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Christmas List

Source: The Star (Crawfordsville, Indiana) December 10, 1904.

What's on your list, Bitches?

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Public Service Announcement #24


This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Tree Trimming Time

Won't you help us decorate the Infomaniac Christmas tree?


Monday, December 09, 2013

Ménage à Trois of the Month


Clicking the photo to enlarge it, I see that the photo was taken at the "Knights Inn" chain of hotels.

Saturday, December 07, 2013

Cock Rings and Chains and Things

Incorporate any of the items (in the text of this book or the photo) into a song.

[via Zenfancy]

My tune would be sung to "The Sound of Music" song, "My Favourite Things."

♫Men wearing cock rings attached to their noodles
Chains at the tearoom where I eats me strudels
Big manly packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things♫

Friday, December 06, 2013

Taking Notes

Mistress MJ has discovered that you Bitches have been taking copious notes regarding my whereabouts...

Old busy body biddies include the following:

Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.

British Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.

Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.

Miss Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.

Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.


Don't you Bitches have a Red Hat Society meeting to attend?

UPDATE: Herr Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.

UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.