Thursday, June 23, 2016

Blowout Sale at the Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic!



WE pass the savings onto YOU.


"Wow...I've already lost 12 pounds & quit smoking!" -- Miss Normadesmond.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Flip Flops Fail

In addition to the good news that Crocs are bad for your health, comes The Truly Terrifying Case of Wearing Flip-Flops in the City.

"Flip-flops are for short walks or to wear by the pool; they’re not meant to be worn all day,” says Dr. Joshua Zeichner, MD, the director of cosmetic and clinical research at Mount Sinai Hospital in NYC.

"Exposing the skin to dirt and microbes can lead to infections ranging from athlete’s foot to cellulitis and soft tissue infections."

“The actual flipping of the flop, says podiatrist Dr. Gary Evans, can lead to a severe heel callus, which in turn leads to cracks in the skin, which amounts to a cordial invitation for fungi to make their way into the foot and cause infection.

Physical injury is another major possibility. Flip-flops don’t offer any arch support or cushioning and shock absorption for the feet and legs. Without the support, your foot and toe muscles work extra hard to propel you through the gait cycle. That muscle overuse can yield everything from tendonitis and leg aches and pains to plantar fasciitis, Achilles tendon pain, and even long-term shin splints.

Other reasons not to wear flip-flops include:

Becoming more susceptible to bug bites, cancer-causing sun overexposure, and hammertoes. Google "hammertoes" and you'll see what I mean.

The Mistress will not rest until all Crocs and flip-flops have been swept from view.

Thursday, June 09, 2016

The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic

Have you Bitches ever been hypnotized?


Now accepting clients at The Infomaniac Hypnosis Clinic.

(Not associated with the Hypnosis for Power hypnosis clinic.)

Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Big Hole

The Mistress is fine and did not fall into the massive, gaping hole.

Saturday, June 04, 2016

Lust for Lederhosen

According to Herbert Lipah, owner of the Royal Bavarian Lederhosen-Madness shop,"Once you try lederhosen on, your life will never be the same again."

Note: That is NOT Herbert Lipah, pictured above. We suspect it could be Herr Mago.

Lipah adds, "You don't need to clean lederhosen, or at least no more than once every two or three years."

We here at Infomaniac wonder if after several wearings your lederhosen would get a bit "whiffy" but each to his own. I suppose you could always Febreze liberally.

Have any of you Bitches tried on a pair of lederhosen? Did it change your life?

Thursday, June 02, 2016

Crocs Overload

How many Crocs is too many? We here at Infomaniac say ONE pair of Crocs is too many but chef Mario Batali has taken it to ridiculous heights.

Batali owns 200 pairs of Crocs!!!... all of them orange. To match his ginger hair, we presume.

Most of you Bitches are aware of The Mistress's intense hatred of Crocs. So...

We want his head on a plate!...