Happy Birthday, Leah!

Please join Infomaniac in wishing Miss Leah a happy birthday.

Leah’s birthday is Friday but we’re getting a head start on the well wishes.

We've hired Leah’s love interest, Alan Rickman, to whisk her away on horseback to the Hogwarts Dungeons where they will rut like wild animals for the remainder of the week.

Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

It’s PONITA from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada!


Ponita today


Ponita the teen

You know Ponita as the woman who put GIANT UNDERPANTS on a horse.

The following bitches correctly indentified Ponita: Miss Scarlet, EmmaK, Donn, and Leah.

Mistress MJ placed their names into her chapeau and drew the winner.

Infomaniac is pleased to announce that the winner of the Teen Angst Competition is LEAH in Brooklyn, New York!

Leah, you’ve won the "I'm Savin' Up for More Valium!…So I Can Relax Forever!" Piggy Bank. It looks like this…



Thanks to ALL you bitches who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teenage angst photos today!

And now the question that’s on everyone’s minds…

Ponita, what is that hideous green thing hanging from the ceiling?

And were you in prison? What is that thing in your lap?

So many questions.


Note to Ms. Nations: Your Ponita vote did not count as your first guess was BEAST and we went with first guesses only. It says so in the fine print.