Gone Square Dancing

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Back soon.

Cuterus, the Adorable Uterus

For Miss Scarlet, who is feeling poorly…

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Monthly Blackout

Plans for world domination are put on hold as Mistress MJ succumbs to her monthly blackout and Satanic cramps from hell.


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Back in a few days.

Go Away

Due to SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL…



... Mistress MJ is not welcoming visitors today.

The Blob

Mistress MJ has cramps and is too cranky to entertain you.


Via [Café Muscato]


Substituting in her place is The Infomaniac Orchestra joined by The Infomaniac Dancers…



*throws flaming uterus at first commenter*

*and all subsequent commenters, for that matter*

PMS Buddy

Some of you are familiar with how testy Mistress MJ becomes at a certain time of the month.



Now you can be prepared for those days when she’ll be cranky.

PMSBuddy.com is here to help you.

It’s an online reminder service that warns you when pre-menstrual syndrome (PMS or PMT as it’s known in the UK) is about to hit.

Simply enter the date and length of a woman's last cycle. Women can sign up to send reminders to up to FIVE men in their life.

*Mistress MJ sends link to The Houseboys*

Anything from one to five days notice can be specified, allowing for warnings of various degrees of danger in the form of yellow, green and red alerts.

Sign up today!

*hurls dinner plate at first commenter*

Fun With Feminine Hygiene Products

“Sale in aisle 4 on feminine hygiene products!”

The words I’ve been waiting to hear.

Now I can stockpile boxes of tampons and pads for when I wanna get crafty.



MAXI PAD SLIPPERS





Fun for the whole family.

Instructions here.



TAMPON ANGEL







TAMPONHENGE







TAMPON ART



Auntie Flo



TAMPON DOLLS




Happy Tampon Plush Toy





TAMPON COZIES





Hand crocheted tampon cozies.





and now, a couple for the fellas…

TAMPON TOUPEE





and


TAMPON BLOWGUN





More crafting ideas at Tampon Crafts.


Any other crafty ideas you’d like to share?

Body Part Art

Tim Patch: penis painter


Previously on Infomaniac, I reported on Australia’s Tim Patch (aka Pricasso), an artist who paints with his penis.


So I wondered, “How many other body parts can be used as paintbrushes?”



BREAST ARTISTS

Di Peel (another Aussie) paints with her breasts.



Di Peel: breast artist


"I sign every picture with my nipple" says Di.


And another artist who pops her pumpkins into the paint pot…



Cherries (above) by Angel Tolentino

American Angel Tolentino (Breast Pals) uses her 34B brushes to create works of art for charity.




ARSE ARTIST


Tulip Butts


American artist Stan Murmur paints with his posterior.

Cheeky Stan smears paint on his butt cheeks and then applies his bare arse to the canvas.

Murmur was fired from his job for this TV interview where he demonstrated his butt-painting technique….







VAGINA ARTIST





"J" applies paint around her vagina and thighs and presses it against the canvas.

Viva la vulva!


And while we’re “down there”…



MENSTRUAL ARTIST





Vanessa Tiegs paints with menstrual blood.

*wonders if her paintings were created during her “red period.”*


Well that’s all for today, bitches.

I’m off to the art supply store.

The Menstrual Map of Canada

Port Moody


From Bloody River to Periodical Creek, it’s The Menstrual Map of Canada. (Clicking on the PDF below the map will enlarge the place names)

Melissa Edwards, an editor at Geist magazine, creates themed maps of Canada from the more unusual and interesting place names in our country.

Other favourites include The Doughnut Map of Canada and The National Beer Map of Canada.