Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Spring Forward

The Mistress has not yet witnessed the arse end of winter.



It continues to snow.

The weekend saw a freezing rain storm lasting 48 hours with a major power outage.

A few days before that, the temperature was -18°Celsius (-0.4°Fahrenheit).

The nation is gripped in existential despair...



And The Mistress is cranky.

Friday, March 23, 2018

Hot DOG!

On March 23rd, Infomaniac turns 12.


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Isn't that about the time one experiences puberty?

In any case, help yourself to as many weenies as you can handle, Bitches.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!



Please join me in wishing Mr. DeVice a GAY and happy birthday!

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Please Continue Holding



The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.

Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Your Call Has Been Forwarded

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system...


The Mistress is out of the office for a few days but please leave a message and she'll get back to you...eventually.

Conference call amongst yourselves, Bitches.

Housekeeping note: Some of you Bitches are experiencing technical difficulties while loading Infomaniac.

Mr. Peenee says, When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.

Norma chimes in with, Exact same thing's been happening to me.

So The Mistress tried replacing the JT nipple photo with another JT nipple photo, thinking that perhaps the photo had caused the problem.

Peenee pipes up yet again, Your attempt to trick Blogger by switching pictures of Justin Trudeau's nipples (and how many snaps of them are there? Do you have all of them?) failed to work. The page still loads down to M. Trudeau's manly pecs and is overwhelmed and freezes.

Bitches, I have no idea what's going on nor how to solve this issue but please keep me informed. 

And yes, Mr. Peenee, I do save all of them, if you must know.

Tuesday, March 06, 2018

Ladder Safety, Continued

How many times do you Bitches need to be reminded about ladder safety?...

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Don’t lean too far in either direction. Overreaching is a major cause of ladder accidents.

Sunday, March 04, 2018

What Did We Miss?

Some of us can't stay awake to watch the Academy Awards in its entirety...


What did we miss?

Saturday, March 03, 2018

Cruisin' with Norma

It's the weekend and you're cruisin' with Miss Normadesmond...

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Where is this journey taking you, Bitches?

Thursday, March 01, 2018

The Wearing of the Green

To celebrate Irish-American Heritage Month, we here at Infomaniac present Men in Green ...


Green SHORTS, that is...




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This will have to do until Princess posts the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition, whenever that may be.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Wenis Wednesday - Literacy Edition


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Literacy: the ability to read and write.

When did you Bitches learn to read and write and from whom?

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Monday, February 26, 2018

I Hear You

I'm not back yet, Bitches but I HEAR YOU.



So feel free to leave a comment.

Article regarding the above images here, although I'm sure you've heard about it by now.


[Tweet from Iman]

Back soon.

Friday, February 23, 2018

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Yak Yak Yak

What's the longest telephone conversation you've ever had, Bitches?


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Who were you talking to?



And what was the gist of the conversation?

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Wenis Wednesday - Pie Edition

Thanks to Mistress Maddie for this photo from the Infomaniac Bakery...


Bitches, do you prefer your pies sweet or savory?

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Handcuff Day

On this day in 1912, George A. Carney was issued a patent for a new style of handcuff that was lightweight and easier to use than previous handcuffs.

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These new easy-to-use handcuffs became the industry standard and are still in use today.

Have you Bitches ever been in handcuffs?


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Monday, February 19, 2018

Home Slideshow Parties

1962 saw the introduction of a new brand of slide projector: the Kodak Carousel: a popular way to view photographic slides in large-scale full colour.

A circular tray (see above) was filled with slides and mounted on a base that would then invert and project the images onto a large screen.

For those born too late, this is what the 35 mm slides looked like...

Each slide was about 2"x2", including the mount so the image below is much larger than the actual size...


Slideshows were a fixture for classroom teaching and professional meetings.

Home slideshow parties were all the rage, especially from the 1950s through the 1970s. This woman can hardly contain herself...



Hosts ran the risk of boring their guests to death with slides of their vacation in Sheboygan.

More often than not, the fun was interrupted to fix a slide that had accidentally been inserted the wrong way, resulting in an upside down image of Uncle Fred posing by The Big Nickel.

Alcohol helped...



With the rise of digital media, slide projectors gradually declined in popularity until Kodak discontinued their product in 2004.

How about you, Bitches? Did you own a slide projector or attend home slideshow parties? Do you still have any old slides in the closet?

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Nostalgia


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What do you think the youth of 2018 will be nostalgic for when they're older?

And are you Bitches nostalgic for any particular year or era?

Saturday, February 17, 2018

How Do You Poop?

In a previous post, describing her toilet tank lid, Mitzi said, "Mine has a push button centrepiece with dual flush so it's clutter free, except for the occasional spare toilet roll, which is a good thing really, because when I'm feeling a bit worse for wear or dealing with a difficult boulder, I like to sit facing the cistern."


(click pic to enlarge)

What about the rest of you Bitches...

Which image best illustrates how you poop?

Friday, February 16, 2018

The Year of the Bitch

Chinese New Year begins today and 2018 is the Year of the Dog...


Or as we here at Infomaniac like to call it, THE YEAR OF THE BITCH.

Chinese people believe that what you do during the Chinese New Year festival will affect your luck for the entire following year. You should avoid crying children, don't do laundry, don't sweep the floor, and don't wash your hair. Can you manage that?

We hope the dog in the photo (above) has purchased his book prior to the new year because buying books during the festival will make you lose your luck. Book (书 / shū ) is a homonym for lose (失去 / shīqù).

Happy Chinese New Year, Bitches!

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Toilet Tank Decor

Which of these images most closely resembles the top of your toilet tank?















Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Valentine's Day Meets Ass Wednesday

This year, Valentine's Day and Ash Wednesday fall on the same day.


We here at Infomaniac like to think of it as Ass Wednesday.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Public Transit



What are some of the more interesting things you Bitches have seen on public transit?

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Smut-Free Sunday

We take a break from our usual fare to guide you into a life of clean living.

Could you pass the escalator test?...

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Now ponder this...


Source: A Christian modesty guide PDF published in 2016, showing women how to dress appropriately.

Saturday, February 10, 2018