Men in Tights

Call them what you will...tights, stockings, pantyhose, mantyhose, guylons, hosiery or brosiery.

We here at Infomaniac present to you...

MEN IN TIGHTS!

First up: The smokin' hot "stay-ups" of British stand-up comedian, Eddie Izzard...




The sweet transvestite stockings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show's scientist, Dr. Frank-N-Furter...




The knock-out fishnet body stocking of American boxer, Oscar De La Hoya...




The Bowie Bulge...



The Down Under delictum of Australian politician Alexander Downer's calf-length fishnet stockings...



We've saved the best for last.

He's the man who puts the "ho" in "hosiery."

The frisky fishnets of our Mr. DeVice...



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Strumpfhosen Sunday

A reminder to get your entry into our Gorgeous Gams Competition by Tuesday.

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Click here for details on how to enter.

Categories of judging include the following:

Shapliest legs

Hairest legs

Most Creative Leg Coverings

Funniest Pose

Sexiest Legs (i.e. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin')

Filthy Friday

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Mantyhose

Tights.

Pantyhose.

Call them what you will. They’re no longer just for women…

ONE of France's leading hosiery makers is launching a new line for men next month - pantyhose with a welcome front opening and big feet, available in thick mannish knit but also as sheer tights. Gerbe, which is based in eastern France, said this week that the country's first hosiery line for men would go on sale in March "due to increasing demand from male clients." The pantyhose comes with a larger belt than for women as well as an opening, with "Men opaque", "sheer" or "satin" available in four models of tights, with and without feet, and three models of feel-good knee-high hosiery made to help drain toxins and massage tired limbs.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Dance number)




Sing along...

We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

(can can)

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. YES!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch!