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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Public Service Announcement #9
For some of you, it's already too late...
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Become A Witch!
I’ve sent away for this lesson plan on becoming a witch from The Academy of Mystic Arts…
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You see, there’s an opening for new Coven members over at Inexplicable DeVice’s place.
The competition is fierce.
Some of the names I’m up against that you’ll recognize are our very own CyberPete, Beast, Eroswings, Tazzy & Piggy, and Princess.
I feel I have the edge as this lesson plan promises I’ll “Learn the secrets formerly reserved for Coven Initiates easily, quickly…within the privacy of your own home.”
IVD (Inexplicable DeVice) will unveil the new Coven lineup on the 9th of October.
In the meantime, why do you think Mistress MJ would make an ideal Coven member?
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You see, there’s an opening for new Coven members over at Inexplicable DeVice’s place.
The competition is fierce.
Some of the names I’m up against that you’ll recognize are our very own CyberPete, Beast, Eroswings, Tazzy & Piggy, and Princess.
I feel I have the edge as this lesson plan promises I’ll “Learn the secrets formerly reserved for Coven Initiates easily, quickly…within the privacy of your own home.”
IVD (Inexplicable DeVice) will unveil the new Coven lineup on the 9th of October.
In the meantime, why do you think Mistress MJ would make an ideal Coven member?
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Fruit Platter
By now you’ve all seen what our friend Beast does when presented with a tempting fruit platter…
And we say fine. Each to his own. Who amongst us is without quirks? A show of hands will suffice. (Follow the rules laid out in “Hand Don'ts”)
But the line must be drawn somewhere and Beast has overstepped the boundaries of good taste and decency by force-feeding poor Miss Scarlet from a “gently used” fruit platter collected from the grimy back kitchen of Café C…
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While we’re on the subject of food-related crimes, it’s no secret that Beast was recently discovered rubbing himself vigorously with a scone. We were enjoying a lovely cream tea only to find Beast committing the previously unheard of and undocumented act of “scone frottage.” We have no further comment at this time.
And we say fine. Each to his own. Who amongst us is without quirks? A show of hands will suffice. (Follow the rules laid out in “Hand Don'ts”)
But the line must be drawn somewhere and Beast has overstepped the boundaries of good taste and decency by force-feeding poor Miss Scarlet from a “gently used” fruit platter collected from the grimy back kitchen of Café C…
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While we’re on the subject of food-related crimes, it’s no secret that Beast was recently discovered rubbing himself vigorously with a scone. We were enjoying a lovely cream tea only to find Beast committing the previously unheard of and undocumented act of “scone frottage.” We have no further comment at this time.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Public Service Announcement #8
Hand Don’ts
Just as there are certain hand positions that will enhance your appearance and heighten your beauty, so there are things you should avoid doing with your hands, because they detract. Here are five:
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1. Do not let the hands hang like dead fish at the sides. This detracts from the silhouette of the figure and looks lifeless.
2. Do not fidget. The more quiet the hands, the more poise there is expressed.
3. Do not squeeze the hands together. This screams of tension.
4. Do not hold both hands interlocked at the waistline. It adds weight to the figure.
5. Do not fold the arms and hide the hands. It drags the bustline down, makes the shoulders sag and adds weight to the waistline.
Exception: If you are tall and thin, you may fold your arms if you keep your hands exposed and watch your posture.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Note: Mistress MJ forgets where she found this image but there are more in the series to come at a later date. So practice what’s set out before you. We here at Infomaniac expect you to look your best at all times and always act like the laydeez that you are. And by “laydeez” you know we mean all of you.
Just as there are certain hand positions that will enhance your appearance and heighten your beauty, so there are things you should avoid doing with your hands, because they detract. Here are five:
(Click to enlarge or read text below)
1. Do not let the hands hang like dead fish at the sides. This detracts from the silhouette of the figure and looks lifeless.
2. Do not fidget. The more quiet the hands, the more poise there is expressed.
3. Do not squeeze the hands together. This screams of tension.
4. Do not hold both hands interlocked at the waistline. It adds weight to the figure.
5. Do not fold the arms and hide the hands. It drags the bustline down, makes the shoulders sag and adds weight to the waistline.
Exception: If you are tall and thin, you may fold your arms if you keep your hands exposed and watch your posture.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Note: Mistress MJ forgets where she found this image but there are more in the series to come at a later date. So practice what’s set out before you. We here at Infomaniac expect you to look your best at all times and always act like the laydeez that you are. And by “laydeez” you know we mean all of you.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Group Shower
Our road trip has been suspended as Mistress MJ has been called back to Infomaniac Headquarters where renovations are underway.
We are having a group shower installed to save money…
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Volunteers are needed to test it out.
We are having a group shower installed to save money…
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Volunteers are needed to test it out.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Fruit Basket
We finally made it out of Puddiphatts and continued on our journey.
We were feeling a little peckish after all that kerfuffle so we stopped at the green grocers where we saw a special on fruit…
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Of course some of us couldn’t resist showing off our fine melons.
Miss Scarlet, knowing that Beast can’t resist a fruit basket, is seen here luring him into her trap…
Her cunning plan worked!...
We were feeling a little peckish after all that kerfuffle so we stopped at the green grocers where we saw a special on fruit…
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Of course some of us couldn’t resist showing off our fine melons.
Miss Scarlet, knowing that Beast can’t resist a fruit basket, is seen here luring him into her trap…
Her cunning plan worked!...
Friday, September 17, 2010
Lost in Puddiphatts
Following a lovely cream tea in Dorset, Mistress MJ, Miss Scarlet and a motley assortment of Infomaniac bitches headed out along the Jurassic coast to continue their journey.
Hours passed with no one paying any particular attention to our whereabouts until Princess (pictured below) exclaimed, “We’re lost!”
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Someone (Beast) had forgotten to pack the GPS device and we’d ended up somewhere called Puddiphatts.
The Durdle Door (which Mistress MJ longed to see) cannot be seen on the horizon so obviously we’ve strayed well off course.
Does anyone know anything at all about this Puddiphatts? Is it even on the map? Do they at least have a spot for a lovely cream tea so that we might collect our thoughts and regroup?
Tell us what you know of this mysterious dot on the landscape.
Hours passed with no one paying any particular attention to our whereabouts until Princess (pictured below) exclaimed, “We’re lost!”
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Someone (Beast) had forgotten to pack the GPS device and we’d ended up somewhere called Puddiphatts.
The Durdle Door (which Mistress MJ longed to see) cannot be seen on the horizon so obviously we’ve strayed well off course.
Does anyone know anything at all about this Puddiphatts? Is it even on the map? Do they at least have a spot for a lovely cream tea so that we might collect our thoughts and regroup?
Tell us what you know of this mysterious dot on the landscape.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Road Trippin’ Refreshments
On day one of our road trip, the Infomaniac Bitches pause for a lovely cream tea (tea served with scones, clotted cream and jam) at Café C in Dorchester, Dorset…
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A lively discussion ensued ‘round the table when Mitzi enquired, “How do you take your cream tea?” Cream on the top of the scone first followed by a dollop of jam (Devonian method)? Or jam on the top of the scone first followed by cream (Cornish method)?
Feel free to jump in if you have an opinion to offer one way or another.
And we’d like to know your favourite tea room (phrase subject to interpretation) so that we might pop by when the road trip passes through your town.
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A lively discussion ensued ‘round the table when Mitzi enquired, “How do you take your cream tea?” Cream on the top of the scone first followed by a dollop of jam (Devonian method)? Or jam on the top of the scone first followed by cream (Cornish method)?
Feel free to jump in if you have an opinion to offer one way or another.
And we’d like to know your favourite tea room (phrase subject to interpretation) so that we might pop by when the road trip passes through your town.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Road Trippin'
If you’ve read Beast’s Fevered Imagination post, you’ll know that Mistress MJ and Miss Scarlet have set off on a Big Adventure…
[created and photographed by Beast]
Together we are taking the road trip to end all road trips and we’re inviting you to come with us!
That’s right.
Sign up here if you’d like to join us. (Complimentary refreshments provided by Café C in Dorchester, Dorset).
Photos of our Big Adventure will follow as we traverse the highways, byways and truck stops of the world.
[created and photographed by Beast]
Together we are taking the road trip to end all road trips and we’re inviting you to come with us!
That’s right.
Sign up here if you’d like to join us. (Complimentary refreshments provided by Café C in Dorchester, Dorset).
Photos of our Big Adventure will follow as we traverse the highways, byways and truck stops of the world.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Moving Right Along
During her World Domination Tour, Mistress MJ moved Infomaniac headquarters to the colony of Upper Canada.
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Mistress MJ is busy giving the houseboys directions on where to place the furniture.
Since she has not had time to visit all you bitches, tell her what you’ve been doing and/or blogging about lately.
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Mistress MJ is busy giving the houseboys directions on where to place the furniture.
Since she has not had time to visit all you bitches, tell her what you’ve been doing and/or blogging about lately.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Welcome Back, Bitches!
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Please form an orderly queue as Mistress MJ takes roll call.
And do NOT pay any attention to Beast's fevered imagination.
Monday, August 23, 2010
World Domination Tour
Mistress MJ is setting off on Phase 1 of her World Domination Tour…
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As you can see, her shoe collection (protected by a bodyguard) is already packed and has gone on ahead of her…
Infomaniac returns in early September.
While Mistress MJ is away, the Infomaniac Dancers will entertain you…
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As you can see, her shoe collection (protected by a bodyguard) is already packed and has gone on ahead of her…
Infomaniac returns in early September.
While Mistress MJ is away, the Infomaniac Dancers will entertain you…
Sunday, August 22, 2010
The MistressMobile
Just taking the MistressMobile out for a test drive before Mistress MJ sets out on her World Domination Tour…
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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?
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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?
Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring
Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…
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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!
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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.
Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Night In WithTelly
Mistress MJ is enjoying a quiet night in with telly and will catch up with you bitches later.
Filthy Friday
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Golden Girls Nesting Dolls
While I’m waiting for you bitches to purchase our overstock of foundation garments, my I interest you in a set of Golden Girls Nesting Dolls?
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Foundation Garments
Today only on the Infomaniac Shopping Network…Half-price foundation garments!
As modeled by Miss Normadesmond…
And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...
And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…
As modeled by Miss Normadesmond…
And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...
And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Your Call Is Important To Us
You have reached the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
Your call is important to us.
Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…
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Your call is important to us.
Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…
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Call Now!
The Infomaniac Shopping Network wants your business!
Mr. Nude Infomaniac is standing by to take your call!
Place your orders now and tell him what you want!
Mr. Nude Infomaniac is standing by to take your call!
Place your orders now and tell him what you want!
Infomaniac Shopping Network
Welcome to the Infomaniac Shopping Network*.
By now you’ve each selected one of our exciting package deals and you’re ready for your next purchase.
Call NOW and receive this jumbo wine glass...
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Holds a full bottle of wine! (wine not included).
Act now! Only$12.99!
Discontinue use of Jumbo Wine Glass if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
*thanks to Hayward for naming our new service the “Infomaniac Shopping Network”. Hayward will receive a free jumbo wine glass, a bottle ofcheap plonk merlot and a visit from Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
By now you’ve each selected one of our exciting package deals and you’re ready for your next purchase.
Call NOW and receive this jumbo wine glass...
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Holds a full bottle of wine! (wine not included).
Act now! Only$12.99!
Discontinue use of Jumbo Wine Glass if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
*thanks to Hayward for naming our new service the “Infomaniac Shopping Network”. Hayward will receive a free jumbo wine glass, a bottle of
Monday, August 16, 2010
Public Service Announcement #7
Help keep this area clean.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Package Deals
Package Deal #1:
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Left to right: Normadesmond and Jason.
Available as a set only. Not sold separately.
Package Deal #2:
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Left to right: Mago, Princess and XL.
All three making their debut drag appearance together. Book early and save.
Package Deal #3:
The combo deal! Book both package deal #1 AND package deal #2 TOGETHER and SAVE SAVE SAVE!
And as a bonus, we’ll throw in Mr. Nude Infomaniac!...
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Left to right: Normadesmond and Jason.
Available as a set only. Not sold separately.
Package Deal #2:
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Left to right: Mago, Princess and XL.
All three making their debut drag appearance together. Book early and save.
Package Deal #3:
The combo deal! Book both package deal #1 AND package deal #2 TOGETHER and SAVE SAVE SAVE!
And as a bonus, we’ll throw in Mr. Nude Infomaniac!...
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Infomaniac Bitches Paint the Town
They’re dressed up and ready to hit the town for a weekend to remember.
Ask The Cool Cookie, Mean Dirty Pirate, Hayward, Normadesmond and Jason.
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Not necessarily in the order pictured.
Ask The Cool Cookie, Mean Dirty Pirate, Hayward, Normadesmond and Jason.
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Not necessarily in the order pictured.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Spanking Session In Progress
The good news is that Mistress MJ can finally resume swimming and horseback riding.
The bad news is that she cannot join you yet again.
Miss Scarlet is undergoing a rigorous training session at the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch and Mistress MJ must see to it that she fills her quota.
Form an orderly queue, please.
The bad news is that she cannot join you yet again.
Miss Scarlet is undergoing a rigorous training session at the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch and Mistress MJ must see to it that she fills her quota.
Form an orderly queue, please.
Infomaniac Spanking Ranch
Welcome to the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch.
Book your appointment today with Infomaniac’s Official Spanker, Miss Scarlet.
Note: Mistress MJ is still suffering from Satanic Cramps From Hell and cannot join you.
Book your appointment today with Infomaniac’s Official Spanker, Miss Scarlet.
Note: Mistress MJ is still suffering from Satanic Cramps From Hell and cannot join you.
Monday, August 09, 2010
Monthly Blackout
Plans for world domination are put on hold as Mistress MJ succumbs to her monthly blackout and Satanic cramps from hell.
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Back in a few days.
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Back in a few days.
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Saturday, August 07, 2010
Are You Feminine?
We want to know...
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Source: How to Find Your Man by Joe Bonomo, 1954
• Do you remember daintiness, at all times?
• Can you wear slacks or shorts and still be girlish . . . and do you avoid them otherwise?
• When you're dressing for an evening date, do you avoid mannish suits?
• Do you always remember that white gloves, or a white collar, should be spotless?
• Do you take the time to use a drop of perfume . . . to put on a piece of jewelry. . . Not too much of it, please!
• Do you watch your posture . . . never sprawling or slouching?
• Do you remember not to stride . . . to walk with a spring that looks as if you like to dance?
• Do you watch the way you use your voice in conversation?
You've a good start if you can answer 'yes' to these! An even better start if that's every day. . . not just when you have a date. Remember, you never can tell who's looking!
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Source: How to Find Your Man by Joe Bonomo, 1954
• Do you remember daintiness, at all times?
• Can you wear slacks or shorts and still be girlish . . . and do you avoid them otherwise?
• When you're dressing for an evening date, do you avoid mannish suits?
• Do you always remember that white gloves, or a white collar, should be spotless?
• Do you take the time to use a drop of perfume . . . to put on a piece of jewelry. . . Not too much of it, please!
• Do you watch your posture . . . never sprawling or slouching?
• Do you remember not to stride . . . to walk with a spring that looks as if you like to dance?
• Do you watch the way you use your voice in conversation?
You've a good start if you can answer 'yes' to these! An even better start if that's every day. . . not just when you have a date. Remember, you never can tell who's looking!
Friday, August 06, 2010
Filthy Friday - Mr. Nude Infomaniac
Mistress MJ took a brief summer hiatus but there’s no rest for Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Reservations Are Now Being Accepted
Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…
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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.
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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Public Service Announcement #6
Curiosity about the sex equipment of other men is natural in human males, and may lead to sexual experimentation.
Monday, August 02, 2010
Pride Weekend, Continued
Unable to comfortably take more than five inches (of heel), Mistress MJ loses the rainbow slippers and hitches up the houseboys for a ride home…
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