Friday, August 13, 2010

Infomaniac Bitches Paint the Town

They’re dressed up and ready to hit the town for a weekend to remember.

Ask The Cool Cookie, Mean Dirty Pirate, Hayward, Normadesmond and Jason.


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Not necessarily in the order pictured.
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  1. jason11:18 PM, August 13, 2010

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  2. jason11:19 PM, August 13, 2010

    First still!
    But actually I'm fourth rocking that pearl necklace....and not that slutty two strander either.)

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  3. hayward11:37 PM, August 13, 2010

    We're going to need something mighty strong and hallucinogenic to get number 2 laid tonight. She needs to show some knee like those other three whores.

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  4. Thombeau12:36 AM, August 14, 2010

    Which one is Crystal Allen?

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  5. LẌ1:28 AM, August 14, 2010

    Is it hot in here, or is just them?

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  6. Princess3:19 AM, August 14, 2010

    Is that a shot of one of those "Vibromassage Chairs" during it's early pre release testing?...
    It needs more work looking at the faces...

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  7. Ms Scarlet4:06 AM, August 14, 2010

    They look like my Aunties at a wedding reception.
    Sx

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  8. Damien8:15 AM, August 14, 2010

    I'm sure they are all very nice ladies.


    ***places single chaste kiss on Mistress's feet as is proper***

    Missed you Mistress.....

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  9. normadesmond9:27 AM, August 14, 2010

    it looks like it's back to the perfume counter for me.

    the perfume counter at home depot, of course.

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  10. The Cool Cookie9:41 AM, August 14, 2010

    Notice how Jason properly does not expose any knee? Bitch knows his place in society.

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  11. The Mistress9:59 AM, August 14, 2010

    JASON: First still!
    But actually I'm fourth rocking that pearl necklace....and not that slutty two strander either.)

    We’ve established you’re the recipient of a pearl necklace.
    We just have to agree on how many strands are around your neck and how many fellas gifted you.

    HAYWARD: We're going to need something mighty strong and hallucinogenic to get number 2 laid tonight. She needs to show some knee like those other three whores.

    Did you notice how (if I am, in fact, staying true to the order these gals were listed) that you’re the pretty one?

    THOMBEAU: Which one is Crystal Allen?

    It’s a role that Mean Dirty Pirate and I have fought tooth and Jungle Red nail for time and time again.

    Simply so we can have the thrill of saying "There’s a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."

    XL: Is it hot in here, or is just them?

    They’re hot stuff under those wigs.

    PRINCESS: Is that a shot of one of those "Vibromassage Chairs" during it's early pre release testing?...
    It needs more work looking at the faces...

    They’re a tough crowd.

    SCARLET: They look like my Aunties at a wedding reception.

    How was the hen party?

    DAMIEN: I'm sure they are all very nice ladies.
    ***places single chaste kiss on Mistress's feet as is proper***
    Missed you Mistress.....

    Good to have you back but you won’t think they’re so nice when you hear what THEY think passes for polite dinner conversation.

    And they swear like sailors!

    NORMADESMOND: it looks like it's back to the perfume counter for me.
    the perfume counter at home depot, of course.

    Is that stain remover I smell?

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Notice how Jason properly does not expose any knee? Bitch knows his place in society.

    Bitch is afraid of attracting flies, more like.

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  12. hayward12:00 PM, August 14, 2010

    You're a doll. I did notice.

    From left,
    popular, statuesque, pretty, dignified, clever.

    aka,
    slutty, slutty, pretty, slutty, slutty.

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  13. The Mistress9:03 PM, August 14, 2010

    HAYWARD: You're a doll. I did notice.
    From left,
    popular, statuesque, pretty, dignified, clever.
    aka,
    slutty, slutty, pretty, slutty, slutty.

    So funny and so true.

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  14. ayeM8y10:34 AM, August 15, 2010

    Funny you should say, "For a weekend to remember." As I don't remember. But DAMN I was smartly turned out. And I still had my clothes on.

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  15. The Mistress10:52 AM, August 15, 2010

    AYEM8Y: Funny you should say, "For a weekend to remember." As I don't remember. But DAMN I was smartly turned out. And I still had my clothes on.

    I do believe this is the ONLY photo of you we have fully clothed!

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  16. Mitzi 1:32 PM, August 15, 2010

    MJ where on Earth did you get that picture? They're my regulars, they come knocking at my door at all hours in desperate need. I sort them out on the kitchen table for ten quid a time. Business has really dropped off lately, I haven't carried out a single illegal abortion in months. The girl in the middle who looks like a pez dispenser, she's called Pauline and she's married to John Prescott!

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  17. The Mistress2:15 PM, August 15, 2010

    MITZI: MJ where on Earth did you get that picture? They're my regulars, they come knocking at my door at all hours in desperate need. I sort them out on the kitchen table for ten quid a time. Business has really dropped off lately, I haven't carried out a single illegal abortion in months. The girl in the middle who looks like a pez dispenser, she's called Pauline and she's married to John Prescott!

    And isn’t that John beside her trying to hold his stomach in with that chunky belt?

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