Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Your Call Is Important To Us

You have reached the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Your call is important to us.

Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…


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27 comments:

  1. ayeM8y10:05 PM, August 17, 2010

    First!

    Nice photo.

    I remember that call.

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  2. Princess10:08 PM, August 17, 2010

    Hello..ello...ello..
    I'm sorry but there still seems to be an echo on the line...

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  3. hayward10:10 PM, August 17, 2010

    HAHAHA Princess!

    Someone check him for stalactites.

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  4. Thombeau10:19 PM, August 17, 2010

    Must be a party line!

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  5. jason10:28 PM, August 17, 2010

    Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?

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  6. KJ10:36 PM, August 17, 2010

    Gives new meaning to, "sitting on the phone."

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  7. Princess10:51 PM, August 17, 2010

    Hello..ello...ello...
    No...Still got a bad line...

    Helllp...Heeeellllp...is any body out there?....

    Is that you Mr Hoffa? I wondered where you'd been...

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  8. LẌ11:22 PM, August 17, 2010

    Pirate, Pirate. 876-5309, 876-5309...

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  9. Princess11:30 PM, August 17, 2010

    Oh... no wonder I've been having trouble getting through...I've been dialing the wrong Number

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  10. ayeM8y11:30 PM, August 17, 2010

    XL: You transposed my number.

    That's 867 not 876,

    Now who has the dyslexia?

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  11. The Mistress11:38 PM, August 17, 2010

    Who’s the smart-ass who ordered a chicken salad sandwich, extra mayo?

    This is the Infomaniac Shopping Network, not the Infomaniac Diner.

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  12. ayeM8y11:49 PM, August 17, 2010

    Did you say, chicken salad sandwich, extra mayo?

    That's mine sorry about that. I must have plugged the wrong cable into the switchboard.

    Would you be a lamb and tip the boy...I got a live one on the line.

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  13. The Mistress11:51 PM, August 17, 2010

    You tried to put a male plug into another male plug, didn't you?

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  14. ayeM8y11:58 PM, August 17, 2010

    Isn't that how it goes? No wonder I've been having so much trouble and have had to send everything out C.O.D.

    I prefer using the receiver anyway.

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  15. The Mistress12:00 AM, August 18, 2010

    And by C.O.D. you mean Cock On Delivery?

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  16. Damien2:21 AM, August 18, 2010

    OK......... I'll say it.........

    Gives a whole new meaning to talking through your arse!!


    ***places single chaste kiss on Mistress's feet as is proper***

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  17. Michael Guy5:55 AM, August 18, 2010

    "Dial M for Manhole" ...the lost Hitchcock film!!!

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  18. Ms Scarlet7:39 AM, August 18, 2010

    ...the perfect place for BT.
    Sx

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  19. CyberPete8:23 AM, August 18, 2010

    At least he hasn't got his head up his arse

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  20. Heff10:20 AM, August 18, 2010

    Oh My. ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE !!!

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  21. Heff10:20 AM, August 18, 2010

    ..or is that the SPEAKER end ???

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  22. normadesmond10:49 AM, August 18, 2010

    what do i press?

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  23. Jenny12:50 PM, August 18, 2010

    bwahahahaahahahahahah.

    My coffee is now all over the computer.

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  24. Michael Guy4:00 PM, August 18, 2010

    On second thought: that is sooo unsanitary.

    Lord knows where that phone has been.

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  25. Anonymous5:03 PM, August 18, 2010

    If that's the way the old models were produced - how are portables made?

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  26. The Cool Cookie6:03 PM, August 18, 2010

    What did you say MDP? You have a call for me? I can talk through the mouth piece but I'll need to rest my ear against your stomach to hear them respond...

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  27. The Mistress9:47 PM, August 18, 2010

    I'm disconnecting this line now.

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