Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Your Call Is Important To Us

You have reached the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Your call is important to us.

Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…


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27 comments:

  1. First!

    Nice photo.

    I remember that call.

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  2. Hello..ello...ello..
    I'm sorry but there still seems to be an echo on the line...

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  3. HAHAHA Princess!

    Someone check him for stalactites.

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  4. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?

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  5. Gives new meaning to, "sitting on the phone."

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  6. Hello..ello...ello...
    No...Still got a bad line...

    Helllp...Heeeellllp...is any body out there?....

    Is that you Mr Hoffa? I wondered where you'd been...

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  7. Oh... no wonder I've been having trouble getting through...I've been dialing the wrong Number

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  8. XL: You transposed my number.

    That's 867 not 876,

    Now who has the dyslexia?

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  9. Who’s the smart-ass who ordered a chicken salad sandwich, extra mayo?

    This is the Infomaniac Shopping Network, not the Infomaniac Diner.

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  10. Did you say, chicken salad sandwich, extra mayo?

    That's mine sorry about that. I must have plugged the wrong cable into the switchboard.

    Would you be a lamb and tip the boy...I got a live one on the line.

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  11. You tried to put a male plug into another male plug, didn't you?

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  12. Isn't that how it goes? No wonder I've been having so much trouble and have had to send everything out C.O.D.

    I prefer using the receiver anyway.

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  13. And by C.O.D. you mean Cock On Delivery?

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  14. OK......... I'll say it.........

    Gives a whole new meaning to talking through your arse!!


    ***places single chaste kiss on Mistress's feet as is proper***

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  15. "Dial M for Manhole" ...the lost Hitchcock film!!!

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  16. At least he hasn't got his head up his arse

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  17. Oh My. ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE !!!

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  18. ..or is that the SPEAKER end ???

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  19. bwahahahaahahahahahah.

    My coffee is now all over the computer.

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  20. On second thought: that is sooo unsanitary.

    Lord knows where that phone has been.

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  21. If that's the way the old models were produced - how are portables made?

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  22. What did you say MDP? You have a call for me? I can talk through the mouth piece but I'll need to rest my ear against your stomach to hear them respond...

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  23. I'm disconnecting this line now.

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