Monday, August 02, 2010

Suck It And See

Suck it and see – it’s magic!


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We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?
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  1. ayeM8y9:25 PM, August 02, 2010

    "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    It's the toffee that's inside.

    FIRST!

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  2. LẌ9:34 PM, August 02, 2010

    I am concerned about the "WIZ" part.

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  3. Tim F9:50 PM, August 02, 2010

    But Leslie Crowther says it, so it must be true. He was Phil Lynott's father-in-law, y'know.

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  4. KJ10:09 PM, August 02, 2010

    With a name like, 'Wiz', I was expecting cheese. :o/

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  5. normadesmond10:21 PM, August 02, 2010

    kinda makes all the other ice cream novelties pale in comparison.

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  6. The Mistress11:09 PM, August 02, 2010

    MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    It's the toffee that's inside.
    FIRST!

    Frankly, I’m not surprised you’re first when an offer to suck it pops up.

    XL: I am concerned about the "WIZ" part.

    That’s the chance you take.

    TIM FOOTMAN: But Leslie Crowther says it, so it must be true. He was Phil Lynott's father-in-law, y'know.

    Thank heavens you stopped by, Mr. Footman, as I hadn’t a clue he was related to Phil Lynott.

    And coincidentally, earlier this evening I was watching a documentary that mentioned Henry Ford’s “Tin Lizzie” and my first thought (word association) was “Thin Lizzy”.

    UTE: With a name like, 'Wiz', I was expecting cheese.

    That’s cheez, Ute. CHEEZ.

    NORMADESMOND: kinda makes all the other ice cream novelties pale in comparison.

    It makes all others seem vanilla.

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  7. jason11:17 PM, August 02, 2010

    I'm not falling for that trick again.
    Nosirree.
    There was no toffee inside at all, I tell you.
    harrumph

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  8. The Mistress11:52 PM, August 02, 2010

    JASON: I'm not falling for that trick again.
    Nosirree.
    There was no toffee inside at all, I tell you.
    harrumph

    Then you weren’t sucking hard enough!

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  9. Jenny12:05 AM, August 03, 2010

    oh, yah, I've heard THAT before.

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  10. Princess2:31 AM, August 03, 2010

    It's an oldie but a goodie...
    Oh... hang on... that's the next line...

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  11. CyberPete2:36 AM, August 03, 2010

    Hard on the outside with a gooey middle?

    Is it salt water toffee by any chance?

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  12. The Mistress4:43 AM, August 03, 2010

    BOXER: oh, yah, I've heard THAT before.

    Did he show you how to make it levitate?

    PRINCESS: It's an oldie but a goodie...
    Oh... hang on... that's the next line...

    Ah, you’ve played along a time or two, haven’t you?

    CYBERPOOF: Hard on the outside with a gooey middle?
    Is it salt water toffee by any chance?

    If so, it has to be pulled.

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  13. 63mago5:47 AM, August 03, 2010

    Nogger' Dir einen!

    Eis am Stiel ...

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  14. CyberPete6:46 AM, August 03, 2010

    I don't mind volunteering for that position

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  15. Kapitano7:22 AM, August 03, 2010

    Suck on a banana...get gooey stuff inside. Sounds a bit hard to me.

    Think I'll have to practice a lot to get it right.

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  16. The Mistress10:20 AM, August 03, 2010

    MAGO: Nogger' Dir einen!

    Köstlich?

    CYBERPOOF: I don't mind volunteering for that position

    You might have to wrestle Kapi for the position.

    KAPI: Suck on a banana...get gooey stuff inside. Sounds a bit hard to me.
    Think I'll have to practice a lot to get it right.

    I know for a fact you’ve aced it.

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  17. Leni Qinan10:39 AM, August 03, 2010

    I've heard that one too and it levitates by itself. But the Crowther man is wrong! I certify: there is almighty magic but no toffee inside, LOL.

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  18. hayward11:52 AM, August 03, 2010

    I highly recommend trying the trick on strangers rather than friends. The magic has greater staying power that way.

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  19. The Mistress12:15 PM, August 03, 2010

    LENI: I've heard that one too and it levitates by itself. But the Crowther man is wrong! I certify: there is almighty magic but no toffee inside, LOL.

    But you’ve got to admit…it IS sticky.

    HAYWARD: I highly recommend trying the trick on strangers rather than friends. The magic has greater staying power that way.

    Have you considered writing an advice column?

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  20. Inexplicable DeVice1:17 PM, August 03, 2010

    * wonders if it also works with Strawberry Splits *

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  21. Heff1:30 PM, August 03, 2010

    Yellow Wiz. Genius.

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  22. The Cool Cookie1:42 PM, August 03, 2010

    "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    I was always promised a sweet cream explosion!

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  23. The Mistress2:47 PM, August 03, 2010

    IVD: * wonders if it also works with Strawberry Splits*

    Try it and report back to us!

    HEFF: Yellow Wiz. Genius.

    ‘Tis, isn’t it?

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: "We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?"

    I was always promised a sweet cream explosion!

    Mmmm…Creamsicle.

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  24. CyberPete3:42 PM, August 03, 2010

    Well I'm up for that, Kapi seems like a good guy

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  25. Kapitano6:17 PM, August 03, 2010

    @Cyberpete & MJ: We could work in shifts.

    Or negligees.

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  26. CyberPete7:07 PM, August 03, 2010

    And killer stilettos

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  27. 63mago7:33 PM, August 03, 2010

    Meistens hält der Geschlechtsverkehr nicht, was die Onanie verspricht.

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  28. The Mistress9:28 PM, August 03, 2010

    KAPI & CYBERPOOF: Oh you boys!

    MAGO: Meistens hält der Geschlechtsverkehr nicht, was die Onanie verspricht.

    I’m not sure what you said apart from the Geschlechtsverkehr and the Onanie.

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  29. LẌ10:28 PM, August 03, 2010

    "Geschlechtsverkehr and the Onanie"

    The Mistress is, indeed, fluent in the language of love!

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  30. Michael Guy11:17 PM, August 03, 2010

    Be careful of the 'terrific magic trick.'

    Just saying, one can lose a wallet that way...

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  31. The Mistress5:29 AM, August 04, 2010

    XL: "Geschlechtsverkehr and the Onanie"
    The Mistress is, indeed, fluent in the language of love!

    And my passport’s up to date.

    MICHAEL GUY: Be careful of the 'terrific magic trick.'
    Just saying, one can lose a wallet that way...

    Your wallet or your heart.

    It’s always one or the other.

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