Saturday, August 14, 2010

Boudoir Fashions

Which slipper best reveals your personality?...


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  1. The Cool Cookie9:27 PM, August 14, 2010

    Wow - number 100 is rather "Miss Mannish" in a sensible German sort of fashion.

    Where are the Marabou mules, dear?

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  2. The Mistress9:45 PM, August 14, 2010

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: I’m picturing you in lederhosen.

    Or better yet, a dirndl.

    The Marabou mules are on Mistress MJ’s feet!

    The rest of you make due with what’s pictured.

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  3. The Cool Cookie10:04 PM, August 14, 2010

    Ya, ya!

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  4. ayeM8y10:17 PM, August 14, 2010

    Next I suppose you’ll be having us wear housecoats.

    Do I have to pick just one? They’re all so horrible, like my personality. It’s a tie between the fuzzy blue (210) one and the pink ballet slipper with bow (500). I’m going with the fuzzy blue number. It just looks like it would get dingy really quick.

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  5. LẌ10:35 PM, August 14, 2010

    Try as I may, I just can't tear myself away from these!

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  6. normadesmond11:44 PM, August 14, 2010

    as far as my personality is concerned, most days i'm a 500, but once in a blue moon, i slip on the 525s and i'm barbara eden's jeannie.

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  7. Old Knudsen1:13 AM, August 15, 2010

    Its hard to tell which one smells like piss and boak and hates everyone.

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  8. CyberPete3:17 AM, August 15, 2010

    I'm not wearing any of those. They have no heel to speak of.

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  9. Ms Scarlet5:09 AM, August 15, 2010

    Where are the slipper crocs?
    Sx

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  10. The Mistress8:22 AM, August 15, 2010

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Ya, ya!

    Kleider machen Leute. ( Clothes make the man).

    AYEM8Y: Next I suppose you’ll be having us wear housecoats.
    Do I have to pick just one? They’re all so horrible, like my personality. It’s a tie between the fuzzy blue (210) one and the pink ballet slipper with bow (500). I’m going with the fuzzy blue number. It just looks like it would get dingy really quick.

    I picture you in the fuzzy blue slippers with a fag, er, smoke dangling out of your mouth…long ash about to drop onto the shag carpet and curlers in your hair.

    Five kids underfoot and one’s on the way.

    XL: Try as I may, I just can't tear myself away from these!

    I never want to see those maple leaf boots again, do you HEAR me?!

    NORMADESMOND: as far as my personality is concerned, most days i'm a 500, but once in a blue moon, i slip on the 525s and i'm barbara eden's jeannie.

    I’m your evil twin sister, "Jeannie II", and I’m about to steal Tony out from under your flying carpet.

    Get back in your bottle, bitch.

    OLD KNUDSEN: Its hard to tell which one smells like piss and boak and hates everyone.

    These ones.

    CYBERPOOF: I'm not wearing any of those. They have no heel to speak of.

    My heel will be up your arse if you don’t make a choice.

    SCARLET: Where are the slipper crocs?

    Would you and Mr. XL like to spend the rest of the day in the oubliette?

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  11. Princess10:26 AM, August 15, 2010

    202 for me...they look like they could handle a few spillages...

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  12. The Mistress10:50 AM, August 15, 2010

    PRINCESS: 202 for me...they look like they could handle a few spillages...

    If it’s absorbency you’re after, try Maxi Pad Slippers.

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  13. Anonymous1:38 PM, August 15, 2010

    100 is good for me.

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  14. CyberPete2:07 PM, August 15, 2010

    Do I really have to? Maybe no. 600?

    The others look like Muppets left to die somewhere wet for 10 years.

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  15. The Mistress2:17 PM, August 15, 2010

    MAGO: 100 is good for me.

    You’ll have to wrestle Ask The Cool Cookie for number 100.

    Perhaps you could both get nekkid while I prepare a vat of oil.

    CYBERPOOF: Do I really have to? Maybe no. 600?
    The others look like Muppets left to die somewhere wet for 10 years.

    *laughs hysterically at Petra in shabby slippers*

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  16. Anonymous2:49 PM, August 15, 2010

    Olive, extra virgine, not too hot.

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  17. The Mistress2:57 PM, August 15, 2010

    MAGO: Olive, extra virgine, not too hot.

    The victor will wear the #100 slippers!

    And perhaps a jaunty tam to match.

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  18. Anonymous3:02 PM, August 15, 2010

    I don my kisbet. Let's go to Edirne!

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  19. The Mistress3:08 PM, August 15, 2010

    MAGO: I don my kisbet. Let's go to Edirne!

    Oooo!!!

    *fans self vigorously*

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  20. Anonymous3:10 PM, August 15, 2010

    Well well ... 15th August 2008 ...

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  21. The Mistress3:15 PM, August 15, 2010

    MAGO: Well well ... 15th August 2008 ...

    Oh good heavens, he looks like the Hulk.

    You and Ask the Cool Cookie are all the entertainment Mistress MJ needs.

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  22. Anonymous3:28 PM, August 15, 2010

    "There's always time to lube" as The Man saied ...

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  23. CyberPete3:35 PM, August 15, 2010

    I had to pick one of your hideous designs..

    These are my slippers:

    http://s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/0455B137.jpg

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  24. The Mistress3:39 PM, August 15, 2010

    MAGO: "There's always time to lube" as The Man saied ...

    You’re going to slide right off each other!

    CYBERPOOF: I had to pick one of your hideous designs..
    These are my slippers:
    http://s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/0455B137.jpg

    That still doesn’t change the fact that you tried on a pair of hideous slippers.

    Teehee.

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  25. CyberPete4:50 PM, August 15, 2010

    As long as my dainty feet end up in my own fabulous slippers at the end of the day, I'm happy.

    Which ones do you wear?

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  26. Manuel5:46 PM, August 15, 2010

    you wont be surprised to hear that I go barefooted....

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  27. Lulu LaBonne6:38 PM, August 15, 2010

    I could use 500 to deal with my cobwebs ... and I'd slap the neighbour's dog with any of them.

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  28. Leni Qinan7:12 PM, August 15, 2010

    Nobody likes 210? Looks like wearing a blue cat on your feet...

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  29. The Mistress7:21 PM, August 15, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: As long as my dainty feet end up in my own fabulous slippers at the end of the day, I'm happy.
    Which ones do you wear?

    I’m wearing Marabou mules (unpictured and not available to the plebs).

    MANUEL: you wont be surprised to hear that I go barefooted....

    And bare bottomed.

    LULU: I could use 500 to deal with my cobwebs ... and I'd slap the neighbour's dog with any of them.

    You need houseboys.

    LENI: Nobody likes 210? Looks like wearing a blue cat on your feet...

    Ayem8y’s flopping about in the 210s like an old fish wife.

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  30. ayeM8y7:23 PM, August 15, 2010

    @LENI-#210 is mine I like wearing cats on my feet. If not wearing tampon slippers.

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  31. Mitzi 6:28 AM, August 16, 2010

    I agree with Ayem8y you can't beat a bit of pussy print. #850 they look like cornish pasties. #100 A pair of woven ethnics a Mongolian would wear and I don't mean an inhabitant of Mongolia! #620 towelling slip ons stolen from the health spa. #s 400-450 ideal wear for dipping hob nob biscuits in a cup of milky tea. My choice of footwear would have to be #600 okay to wear whilst licking vodka out of the belly button of my 24 year old blonde haired window cleaner with the big bulge. He could dunk his chamois in my bucket anytime.

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  32. The Mistress6:43 AM, August 16, 2010

    MITZI: Was your blonde window cleaner strumming his ukulele à la George Formby when he spied you inside?

    An old maid walks around the floor
    She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
    She'll drag me in and lock the door
    When I'm cleanin' windows

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  33. Michael Guy9:28 AM, August 16, 2010

    Definitely #600; that hint of gold bling. So au courant; so i-drink-during-the-day.

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  34. The Mistress9:51 AM, August 16, 2010

    MICHAEL GUY: Definitely #600; that hint of gold bling. So au courant; so i-drink-during-the-day.

    One wants to make a statement with one’s footwear and that says it all.

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