Monday, August 09, 2010

Monthly Blackout

Plans for world domination are put on hold as Mistress MJ succumbs to her monthly blackout and Satanic cramps from hell.


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25 comments:

  1. ayeM8y7:12 AM, August 09, 2010

    First!

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  2. ayeM8y7:15 AM, August 09, 2010

    Fifty foot cramps?
    Ouch.
    If it makes you feel any better...I’m only up this early for jury duty.

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  3. LẌ8:10 AM, August 09, 2010

    Has The Mistress tried a Chi-Chi?

    Oh Hai Pirate!

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  4. eroswings8:11 AM, August 09, 2010

    Do they come in different flavors? And can they really make people laugh and carefree like the lady in the pic? Cause if so, I'd like to take some to work...to add to the coffee pot and keep the screaming and bitching down to a minimum.

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  5. 63mago8:54 AM, August 09, 2010

    Teddy and a nailgun?

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  6. normadesmond9:33 AM, August 09, 2010

    i imagine you're anxious to grow old, dry up and be rid of this bane.

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  7. CyberPete10:20 AM, August 09, 2010

    If you are good, I'll share my morphine pills with you.

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  8. Ms Scarlet11:31 AM, August 09, 2010

    I take an iron supplement - I've noticed that when I don't that the pain is worse.
    ...and remember, the menopause is much worse.
    Sx

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  9. Jenny11:42 AM, August 09, 2010

    puts vodka bottle on table and runs out.

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  10. Leni Qinan8:18 PM, August 09, 2010

    Have you tried Ibuprofen, Naproxen, diclofenac, aspirin, the pill, acupuncture, herbal remedies...?

    I know it's scary, but most obgyns say that the best thing to avoid cramps from hell is to have babies. Really.

    **runs out real real far**

    ((Get well soon))

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  11. Michael Guy9:04 PM, August 09, 2010

    "functional periodic pains" sorta describes the last four years with my EXbf...

    And is "Chi Ches Ter" a cousin to Chi Chi LaR

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  12. Michael Guy9:05 PM, August 09, 2010

    Hey? what happened to my "Chi Chi LaRue"??? it got cut off... dang!

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  13. Stacia9:43 PM, August 09, 2010

    While I too have periodic days of distress, I sadly cannot disfigure my torso to the extent the lovely lass in the advertisement can.

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  14. mrpeenee11:16 PM, August 09, 2010

    Yes, once again, I thank Ganesh, Overcomer of Obstacles, for my superior, manly plumbing.

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  15. jason12:01 AM, August 10, 2010

    I think you need to skip those pills and just take another Manhattan.

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  16. Mitzi 12:33 PM, August 10, 2010

    I can sympathise with you there MJ. I had an "Awkward birth" over the weekend. I'm sure we've all experienced at some time the discomfort of passing a "Boulder" but how about passing a "Difficult one" when one has been eating hot jalapeno peppers. A gripping pole and a bite staff is of little use I needed gas and air. After half an hour of pushing, my brown baby "Winston" was finally born. Shooting out at the last push with all the grace of the log flume ride at Alton Towers hitting the water and nearly cracking the porcelain. Now I'm having to endure post natal depression.

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  17. Piggy and Tazzy1:10 PM, August 10, 2010

    Cramps, eh?

    Get it scooped out with a rusty ice-cream scoop.

    Isn't that what they do to old dogs?

    Oh and post pics!

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  18. Ms Scarlet3:19 AM, August 11, 2010

    Are you okay? Have you taken too many Chi-Ches-Ters?
    *slaps Piggy and Tazzy*
    Sx

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  19. Piggy and Tazzy7:03 AM, August 11, 2010

    *squeals delightedly*

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  20. Ms Scarlet7:20 AM, August 11, 2010

    Tut. I will now get Mr Beastie to relieve me of my spanking duties.
    I wonder if I could become the Infomaniac official spanker?
    Sx

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  21. LẌ8:26 AM, August 11, 2010

    Mistress, if Miss Scarlet lands the Official Spanker gig, I'd like to sign up for a session!

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  22. The Mistress8:43 AM, August 11, 2010

    The pain has eased from a TEN to an 8.5.

    Just enough to give me the energy to enter briefly to appoint Miss Scarlet as Official Spanker.

    See to it, Miss Scarlet, that they all receive a good bitch-slapping to start with before the spanking begins.

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  23. Ms Scarlet10:25 AM, August 11, 2010

    Righto.
    *SLAP* *SLAP* *THWACK*

    Now, bend over and drop y'pants, Mr XL.

    Sx

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  24. aka k7:40 PM, August 17, 2010

    those colonials over the pond never could pronounce our county towns ...

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  25. The Mistress9:48 PM, August 17, 2010

    AKA K: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize your name from somewhere…Miss Scarlet’s, perhaps?

    those colonials over the pond never could pronounce our county towns ...

    The worst is when we try to pronounce “Worcestershire”.

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