Wednesday, August 04, 2010

The Infomaniac Diner

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23 comments:

  1. LẌ5:57 AM, August 04, 2010

    Oh Hai!

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  2. LẌ5:57 AM, August 04, 2010

    Oh No!

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  3. 63mago6:18 AM, August 04, 2010

    Hoover in a private moment?

    Second!

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  4. KJ6:45 AM, August 04, 2010

    One lump, or two?

    Oh hai Xl!

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  5. The Mistress6:57 AM, August 04, 2010

    Is anyone planning on placing an order?

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  6. 63mago7:36 AM, August 04, 2010

    I'll have a beer but open the bottle by myself, thank you.

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  7. Princess8:20 AM, August 04, 2010

    Tastes pretty bland...
    Needs more salt...

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  8. jason9:10 AM, August 04, 2010

    I'll have a long one.

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  9. The Mistress9:25 AM, August 04, 2010

    MAGO: I'll have a beer but open the bottle by myself, thank you.

    But our brewmaster is prepped and ready to help you.

    PRINCESS: Tastes pretty bland...
    Needs more salt...

    Perhaps it’s a waitress you need then.

    JASON: I'll have a long one.

    We have plenty in stock!

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  10. eroswings11:12 AM, August 04, 2010

    I see today's specials are the tossed salad and a rump roast!

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  11. Jenny12:22 PM, August 04, 2010

    I'll be ordering things that are wrapped, please. In plastic.

    that picture is bringing up all of my "germ" issues.

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  12. hayward2:48 PM, August 04, 2010

    Is there a draught?

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  13. normadesmond3:27 PM, August 04, 2010

    flambe at the table? i'd expect nothing less at this diner.

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  14. The Mistress3:33 PM, August 04, 2010

    EROS: I see today's specials are the tossed salad and a rump roast!

    Get them while they’re fresh!

    BOXER: I'll be ordering things that are wrapped, please. In plastic.
    that picture is bringing up all of my "germ" issues.

    But you don’t know where their hands have been.

    HAYWARD: Is there a draught?

    As in beer or current of air?

    There appears to be both!

    NORMADESMOND: flambe at the table? i'd expect nothing less at this diner.

    Would you like a table dance with your flambé, sir?

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  15. Inexplicable DeVice4:00 PM, August 04, 2010

    Whatever is going on? I can't quite make it out.

    * tries squinting but ends up looking up own nostrils *

    And what's going on with the half-a-head by the probee's left shoulder?

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  16. The Mistress4:33 PM, August 04, 2010

    IVD: Whatever is going on? I can't quite make it out.
    * tries squinting but ends up looking up own nostrils *
    And what's going on with the half-a-head by the probee's left shoulder?

    We all KNOW you have reading glasses, so USE them, dammit!

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  17. CyberPete5:34 PM, August 04, 2010

    It better be a big one.

    For some reason I think I'll pass on the mudpie

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  18. Manuel6:31 PM, August 04, 2010

    Can i get a job?



    of work that is....!

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  19. ayeM8y7:09 PM, August 04, 2010

    Let me guess?

    You're running a special on Poo Poo Platters...

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  20. The Cool Cookie7:19 PM, August 04, 2010

    Milk, milk, lemonaide, around the corner fudge is made!

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  21. The Mistress9:12 PM, August 04, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: It better be a big one.
    For some reason I think I'll pass on the mudpie

    Here’s mud in your eye.

    MANUEL: Can i get a job?
    of work that is....!

    Certainly!

    Under one condition…

    Mistress MJ is allowed to fondle the waiter’s bum.

    MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Let me guess?
    You're running a special on Poo Poo Platters...

    Exactly!

    I was waiting for one of you bitches to come up with that.

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Milk, milk, lemonaide, around the corner fudge is made!

    Now there’s a slogan that’ll lure the customers in.

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  22. The Cool Cookie10:35 AM, August 05, 2010

    Eiether that or a special on Turd Burglar Sundaes with manmade softserve. And the first 500 people get a brown hanky of their own emblazoned with the take out number.

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  23. The Mistress10:50 AM, August 05, 2010

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Eiether that or a special on Turd Burglar Sundaes with manmade softserve. And the first 500 people get a brown hanky of their own emblazoned with the take out number.

    Capital idea.

    It’s time to bring the handkerchief code.

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