Sunday, September 19, 2010

Group Shower

Our road trip has been suspended as Mistress MJ has been called back to Infomaniac Headquarters where renovations are underway.

We are having a group shower installed to save money…


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Volunteers are needed to test it out.
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27 comments:

  1. LẌ7:07 PM, September 19, 2010

    Please, let there be soap dispensers!

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  2. The Mistress7:12 PM, September 19, 2010

    Surely you remember the Hoff soap dispenser that was installed in the Infomaniac Gymnasium?

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  3. normadesmond7:17 PM, September 19, 2010

    in this shower, bar soap ONLY.....and it's the extra slippery formula.

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  4. Damien7:30 PM, September 19, 2010

    ME ME ME !!!

    I am ever so good in the shower and ever so competent at the prerequisite back soap-up :)



    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***

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  5. The Mistress7:49 PM, September 19, 2010

    NORMADESMOND: in this shower, bar soap ONLY.....and it's the extra slippery formula.

    Honestly, Norma. What kind of place do you think this IS?

    DAMIEN: ME ME ME !!!
    I am ever so good in the shower and ever so competent at the prerequisite back soap-up :)
    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***

    Talk about a keener.

    Mind you don’t slip in your haste.

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  6. Stacia7:59 PM, September 19, 2010

    Not if that guy lathering up continues to try to eat our brains, no.

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  7. mrpeenee10:51 PM, September 19, 2010

    I will test it out with these boys any day.

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  8. Princess11:39 PM, September 19, 2010

    What a lovely instillation...

    It's so nice to have some home comforts following a day or two on the road...

    And the water is so lovely and warm and...and....Yellow!

    Please tell me that your pipes are just a little rusty...

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  9. normadesmond11:46 PM, September 19, 2010

    i can SEE what kind of place it is mj, the damn showerheads aren't on the walls, but on stainless steel erections.

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  10. Anonymous11:55 PM, September 19, 2010

    Should this ad turn me on as much as it did?

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  11. CyberPete12:12 AM, September 20, 2010

    I don't do groups unless it's by invitation only.

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  12. The Mistress1:40 AM, September 20, 2010

    STACIA: Not if that guy lathering up continues to try to eat our brains, no.

    The poor fellow hasn’t eaten all day.

    Perhaps our friend Beast can share a nice scone or banana with him.

    PEENEE: I will test it out with these boys any day.

    That Peenee…such a good sport.

    That’s what they say, you know.

    PRINCESS: What a lovely instillation...
    It's so nice to have some home comforts following a day or two on the road...
    And the water is so lovely and warm and...and....Yellow!
    Please tell me that your pipes are just a little rusty...

    Mistress MJ resents you inferring that her “pipes” are rusty.

    NORMADESMOND: i can SEE what kind of place it is mj, the damn showerheads aren't on the walls, but on stainless steel erections.

    With multiple knobs, I might add.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Should this ad turn me on as much as it did?

    Go take a cold shower.

    CYBERPOOF: I don't do groups unless it's by invitation only.

    Another diva moment brought to you by CyberPete.

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  13. normadesmond2:00 AM, September 20, 2010

    and what are YOU doing up at this hour?

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  14. The Mistress2:02 AM, September 20, 2010

    NORMADESMOND: and what are YOU doing up at this hour?

    I asked you first, Norma.

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  15. Roses2:04 AM, September 20, 2010

    *sigh*

    Sometimes there are disadvantages to being a straight woman round 'ere.

    I went to have a shower and everyone cleared out.

    Bwahahahahaha!

    More hot water for me.

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  16. Inexplicable DeVice4:21 AM, September 20, 2010

    * dries self off *

    Sorry, did you say something MJ? I was too busy undertaking my ablutions to hear you.
    Try out the shower, you say?
    Splendid! I'll give it another go. Now, can I have another four HBs, please - These four are out of 'soap'?

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  17. The Mistress5:41 AM, September 20, 2010

    ROSES: *sigh*
    Sometimes there are disadvantages to being a straight woman round 'ere.
    I went to have a shower and everyone cleared out.
    Bwahahahahaha!
    More hot water for me.

    We’ve had a shower built especially for the ladies (and CyberPete).

    IVD: * dries self off *
    Sorry, did you say something MJ? I was too busy undertaking my ablutions to hear you.
    Try out the shower, you say?
    Splendid! I'll give it another go. Now, can I have another four HBs, please - These four are out of 'soap'?

    The soap must have disappeared up that “mysterious chasm” you spoke of just the other day.

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  18. Mitzi 5:54 AM, September 20, 2010

    In victorian times a lady would drop her hankerchief in the park to attract the attention of a male suitor. Dropping the soap in the communal showers at the gym did fuck all for me except earn the name of Butterfingers.

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  19. The Mistress6:04 AM, September 20, 2010

    MITZI: In victorian times a lady would drop her hankerchief in the park to attract the attention of a male suitor. Dropping the soap in the communal showers at the gym did fuck all for me except earn the name of Butterfingers.

    Perhaps you should try being more of a lady and doing more ladies’ things…

    The operettas, ballet..anything lady like.

    And shit.

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  20. Kapitano11:00 AM, September 20, 2010

    What's this button marked 'Golden'?

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  21. CyberPete11:48 AM, September 20, 2010

    I love being showered with glitter.

    That happens daily.

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  22. The Cool Cookie12:16 PM, September 20, 2010

    Oh, my God!

    These are the reason that I am terrified of locker rooms, and have been in therapy for 25 years...

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  23. The Mistress12:25 PM, September 20, 2010

    KAPI: What's this button marked 'Golden'?

    No, don’t press it!

    CYBERPOOF: I love being showered with glitter.
    That happens daily.

    So we can find you in the dark.

    MR. COOKIE: Oh, my God!
    These are the reason that I am terrified of locker rooms, and have been in therapy for 25 years...

    And we haven’t even got to the snapping towels scenario yet.

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  24. CyberPete12:38 PM, September 20, 2010

    Exactly!

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  25. ayeM8y6:17 PM, September 20, 2010

    I’ve been mulling the idea of opening a bath house and this would be so practical if it had dildo’s chained to it so they don’t get stolen and you can rinse them off so handily and soap on a rope in the shape of a penis and a condom dispenser. Maybe a sling attachment or stirrups ...

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  26. The Mistress8:12 PM, September 20, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Exactly!

    Exactement.

    AYEM8Y: I’ve been mulling the idea of opening a bath house and this would be so practical if it had dildo’s chained to it so they don’t get stolen and you can rinse them off so handily and soap on a rope in the shape of a penis and a condom dispenser. Maybe a sling attachment or stirrups ...

    There’s an opening here for an ambitious man like you.

    Let’s start a chain!

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  27. Ms Scarlet4:11 AM, September 21, 2010

    You see! I forgot to take the fag hat off before showering...
    Soggy fags everywhere...
    Sx

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