Sunday, August 22, 2010

The MistressMobile

Just taking the MistressMobile out for a test drive before Mistress MJ sets out on her World Domination Tour…


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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?

40 comments:

  1. Will the Mistress Mobile fit in the Vomitorium?

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  2. Did you have to bring that up?

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  3. i'd kick the tires before you leave.

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  4. Just don't let me catch you letting the air out of them, Norma.

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  5. May I adjust your headlights and check your oil?

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  6. You know that leads to a lube job, don't you?

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  7. Which part of the world do you plan to dominate first?

    Enjoy your tour MJ... May I enquire as to where are you playing?...

    I'd hate to miss out on a ticket and not get to glimpse Dear Mistress in the flesh... should she perchance be travelling Down Under...

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  8. I could suggest a few worlds that are easy to dominate just stay away from Galaxon 4, 6 and 9 .

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  9. There doesn't appear to be an awful lot of legroom - Doesn't it come in a stretched version?

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  10. I'd watch that one in the back - she looks like she went to the Old Knudsen school of fucking ppl up ;)

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  11. Make sure you have enough gas.

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  12. I've nothing to say before you leave.

    I would, however, like to throw a bucket of piss over you. Much more memorable than words.

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  13. PEENEE: Bring me back a monkey.

    On my back?

    CYBERPOOF: Good riddance?

    No souvenir for you then.

    PRINCESS: Which part of the world do you plan to dominate first?
    Enjoy your tour MJ... May I enquire as to where are you playing?...
    I'd hate to miss out on a ticket and not get to glimpse Dear Mistress in the flesh... should she perchance be travelling Down Under...


    I may be going down…but not Down Under.

    OLD KNUDSEN: I could suggest a few worlds that are easy to dominate just stay away from Galaxon 4, 6 and 9 .

    Are there lemurs?

    IVD: There doesn't appear to be an awful lot of legroom - Doesn't it come in a stretched version?

    Unlike you, Mistress MJ can fit through doorways without bumping her head and does not require a lot of legroom.

    MEGAN: You call those bearers?

    Because they grin and bear it.

    DAMIEN: I'd watch that one in the back - she looks like she went to the Old Knudsen school of fucking ppl up ;)

    Are you aware that Old Knudsen is my co-pilot?

    JASON: Make sure you have enough gas.

    The drivers are fed bean burritos.

    PIGGY: I've nothing to say before you leave.
    I would, however, like to throw a bucket of piss over you. Much more memorable than words.


    Just for that, I’m not bringing you back a stick of rock.

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  14. You know, an rickshaw mifght give you a smoother ride and prevent mistress' innards from getting scrambled.

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  15. ASK THE COOL COOKIE: You know, an rickshaw mifght give you a smoother ride and prevent mistress' innards from getting scrambled.

    Excellent suggestion, Cookie!

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  16. I do have something to say
    1.As my old granny sagely advised ...keep your hand on your ha'penny
    2.Dugongs are sloppy kissers

    Thank you!

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  17. MAGO: One Last Kiss ...

    Hop on board!

    HEFF: Click to enlarge WHAT ?

    The PHOTO!

    Must I spell everything out for you people?

    BEAST: I do have something to say
    1.As my old granny sagely advised ...keep your hand on your ha'penny
    2.Dugongs are sloppy kissers
    Thank you!


    Feeling better or are you still wearing your girdle?

    Oh, and Piggy and Tazzy are back.

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  18. please, miss, send me a postcard. xoxoxoox

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  19. Miss J trusts the Mistress implicitly but who are those clowns steering the vehicle???

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  20. CYBERPOOF: Geeez thanks.

    Just make sure you’ve sent The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to Donn before I’m back.

    SAVANNAH: please, miss, send me a postcard.

    *pencils in Miss Savannah’s address*

    MISS JANEY: Miss J trusts the Mistress implicitly but who are those clowns steering the vehicle???

    Those are just a few of my second-rate houseboys.

    Thombeau gets the pick of the crop and Mistress MJ is left with the dregs.

    By the way, you are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch.

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  21. That looks suspiciously like that skinny cunt, IDV, at the front of the contraption.

    Those arms won't hold up for long with all that weight. With luck, the arms will snap and unceremoniously dump you into a big pile of liquified alsation shite.

    Will there be pics? Oh, please say there will. You know we'd love it!

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  22. Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?

    Can you pick us up some teabags on your way back?

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  23. PIGGY: That looks suspiciously like that skinny cunt, IDV, at the front of the contraption.
    Those arms won't hold up for long with all that weight. With luck, the arms will snap and unceremoniously dump you into a big pile of liquified alsation shite.
    Will there be pics? Oh, please say there will. You know we'd love it!


    Of course it’s IVD and the skinny bitch is good for nothing but baking cakes.

    I need someone big and butch like your Tazzy to transport me.

    KAPI: “Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?”
    Can you pick us up some teabags on your way back?


    Are you planning on doing some teabagging?

    CYBERPOOF: Can't possibly promise that.

    What the hell have you done with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?!

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  24. dandy, just dandy....much nicer than my taxi drivers for damn sure....!

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  25. MANUEL: dandy, just dandy....much nicer than my taxi drivers for damn sure....!

    You won’t get the MistressMobile onto the Crumlin Road past dusk though.

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  26. I hope you have a good whip for your second rate houseboys or the World Domination Tour won't go too far... ((get a Ferrari, Mistress. You'll get farther and will enjoy the ride!))

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  27. LENI: I hope you have a good whip for your second rate houseboys or the World Domination Tour won't go too far... ((get a Ferrari, Mistress. You'll get farther and will enjoy the ride!))

    As you can see, Mistress MJ is prepared.

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  28. ...and remember NO HITCHHIKERS this time...
    S+S

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  29. SERAPH + SPLENDOR: ...and remember NO HITCHHIKERS this time...

    Remember The Alamo?

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  30. Perhaps The Mistress will be retiring the Mistress Mobile in favor of the Canadian Cannabis Car?

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  31. "By the way, you are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch"

    Whoo HOO!

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  32. XL: Perhaps The Mistress will be retiring the Mistress Mobile in favor of the Canadian Cannabis Car?

    I suppose the usual “Do not drive or operate heavy machinery” label doesn’t apply in this case.

    MISS JANEY: "By the way, you are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch"

    Whoo HOO!


    Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    MAGO: Cool - I need a Kestrel.

    The HempMobile.

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