Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Public Service Announcement #6

Curiosity about the sex equipment of other men is natural in human males, and may lead to sexual experimentation.

18 comments:

  1. Are they using them as divining rods?

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  2. Is that what Jerry and I were doing in 8th grade? I just thought we were checking out who had the most hair down there.

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  3. Well, I can't see any equipment there. No slings, or probes, or asphyxiation devices (no relation).

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  4. Curiosity, defined as asking questions like:

    * I wonder whether a foreskin tastes different from a glans.
    * I wonder what would happen if I put that up my arse.
    * Is it possible to floss with pubic hair?

    Yes, clearly it's purely a matter of being inqusitive.

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  5. no, no it doesn't....it leads to running away....blushing too

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  6. Never EVER do this over a cat, playing ...

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  7. why, this very thing just happened to me at a urinal the other day!

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  8. HEFF: PENII !

    The Adoration of the Penii.

    XL: Are they using them as divining rods?

    They may be looking for divinity.

    And I think they’ve found it!

    ANONYMOUS: Is that what Jerry and I were doing in 8th grade? I just thought we were checking out who had the most hair down there.

    Is that you, Piggy?

    FELIX: Well it's got to start somewhere.

    When do the pissing contests begin?

    IVD: Well, I can't see any equipment there. No slings, or probes, or asphyxiation devices (no relation).

    Are balls not considered equipment where you come from, Mr. DeVice?

    KAPI: Curiosity, defined as asking questions like:
    * I wonder whether a foreskin tastes different from a glans.
    * I wonder what would happen if I put that up my arse.
    * Is it possible to floss with pubic hair?
    Yes, clearly it's purely a matter of being inqusitive.


    These are the questions that keep us up at nights.

    MANUEL: no, no it doesn't....it leads to running away....blushing too

    I brought a blush to your cheeks.

    And not those usual cheeks of yours, either.

    MAGO: Never EVER do this over a cat, playing ...

    Public Service Announcement #7.

    NORMADESMOND: why, this very thing just happened to me at a urinal the other day!

    Good to know you haven’t lost that sense of discovery and wonderment.

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  9. ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Dude! Hows it hangin'? Gnarly!

    Radical.

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  10. Boys Will Be Boys...
    All budding scientists... forever on a quest of discovery...

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  11. Penny loafers?! Shocking! What a nancy!!

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  12. Exactly my thoughts, Mr Micheal!
    Where are their flip-flops? Where are their crocs??
    Sx

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  13. More cocks less crocs.

    Thank you.

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  14. PRINCESS: Boys Will Be Boys...
    All budding scientists... forever on a quest of discovery...


    Examining their test tubes?

    MICHAEL GUY: Penny loafers?! Shocking! What a nancy!!

    FINALLY someone noticed the unsightly footwear!

    SCARLET: Exactly my thoughts, Mr Micheal!
    Where are their flip-flops? Where are their crocs??


    Welcome back, Miss Scarlet although I’ll thank you not to mention flip-flops, Crocs, Uggs or any other footwear from Hell.

    CYBERPOOF: More cocks less crocs.
    Thank you.


    Words to live by.

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