But these are not the regular houseboys, are they Mistress? They seem to have lost fitness during your summer hiatus (probably they must have been eating just cakes and forgot to go to the gym...).
Well, certainly if you WANT to be walked all over, you’re welcome to it.
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Nice ass'tray! You do everything so stylishly.
One has standards of beauty to maintain.
*flicks riding crop upon Mr. Nude Infomaniac’s rump*
CYBERPOOF: That's shameful MJ, even I can take 6 inches of heel.
You were BORN wearing heels.
HAYWARD: I suggest a good lashing if the cupholder spills even one drop.
I admire your chutzpah, Hayward.
Perhaps you’d like to be assistant Houseboy overseer?
MITZI: you're just like Queen Boadicea. Schnell Schnell you beasts!
Too right, I am.
A role I was born to play.
LENI: But these are not the regular houseboys, are they Mistress? They seem to have lost fitness during your summer hiatus (probably they must have been eating just cakes and forgot to go to the gym...). Especially the ashtray boy.
They can’t keep their hands off the cake.
I’ll have them whipped into shape in no time.
MAGO: "Hopp hopp hopp, Pferdchen lauf' Galopp!" The cupholder is doomed.
The suspension on this sedan leaves a lot to be desired.
XL: I moved back to Blogger, just for The Mistress.
Nice Puppys...
ReplyDeleteA sedan ride beats a 5 and 1/2 inch heal any day...
Oh...was i first? Yay!
ReplyDeletehey lady, you got plates on that heap?
ReplyDeleteDid The Mistress pick up those retread pneus at Canadian Tire?
ReplyDeleteOh Mistress, you have spent a visit to Franconia last fall?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Nice Puppys...
ReplyDeleteA sedan ride beats a 5 and 1/2 inch heal any day...
Oh...was i first? Yay!
You must be up earlier than XL for a change.
NORMADESMOND: hey lady, you got plates on that heap?
So long as it doesn’t touch ground, my sedan is exempt from your rules of the road.
Now tote that barge.
XL: Did The Mistress pick up those retread pneus at Canadian Tire?
Purchased with my Canadian Tire money.
MAGO: Oh Mistress, you have spent a visit to Franconia last fall?
Had I been in Franconia, you would have been in this photo, massaging my feet.
nice boots, MJ.
ReplyDeleteI though I WAS your 5 & 1/2" heel !
ReplyDeleteNice ass'tray!
ReplyDeleteYou do everything so stylishly.
That's shameful MJ, even I can take 6 inches of heel.
ReplyDeleteI suggest a good lashing if the cupholder spills even one drop.
ReplyDeleteyou're just like Queen Boadicea. Schnell Schnell you beasts!
ReplyDeleteBut these are not the regular houseboys, are they Mistress? They seem to have lost fitness during your summer hiatus (probably they must have been eating just cakes and forgot to go to the gym...).
ReplyDeleteEspecially the ashtray boy.
"Hopp hopp hopp, Pferdchen lauf' Galopp!"
ReplyDeleteThe cupholder is doomed.
I moved back to Blogger, just for The Mistress.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: nice boots, MJ.
ReplyDeleteThese boots weren’t made for walkin’.
HEFF: I though I WAS your 5 & 1/2" heel !
Well, certainly if you WANT to be walked all over, you’re welcome to it.
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Nice ass'tray!
You do everything so stylishly.
One has standards of beauty to maintain.
*flicks riding crop upon Mr. Nude Infomaniac’s rump*
CYBERPOOF: That's shameful MJ, even I can take 6 inches of heel.
You were BORN wearing heels.
HAYWARD: I suggest a good lashing if the cupholder spills even one drop.
I admire your chutzpah, Hayward.
Perhaps you’d like to be assistant Houseboy overseer?
MITZI: you're just like Queen Boadicea. Schnell Schnell you beasts!
Too right, I am.
A role I was born to play.
LENI: But these are not the regular houseboys, are they Mistress? They seem to have lost fitness during your summer hiatus (probably they must have been eating just cakes and forgot to go to the gym...).
Especially the ashtray boy.
They can’t keep their hands off the cake.
I’ll have them whipped into shape in no time.
MAGO: "Hopp hopp hopp, Pferdchen lauf' Galopp!"
The cupholder is doomed.
The suspension on this sedan leaves a lot to be desired.
XL: I moved back to Blogger, just for The Mistress.
YAY!