Monday, September 20, 2010

Fag Hat

Yet another fab smoking accoutrement (if I were a smoker, that is)…


[via]

Searching through my handbag for my fags can be such a bore.
Posted by at
Labels: ,

22 comments:

  1. LẌ8:29 AM, September 20, 2010

    Handy for tampons, too.

    ReplyDelete
  2. KJ8:41 AM, September 20, 2010

    I'll take two please!


    Oh, hai Xl!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Inexplicable DeVice9:38 AM, September 20, 2010

    Having 20 fags surrounding one's head is a VERY stimulating prospect!

    ReplyDelete
  4. The Mistress10:07 AM, September 20, 2010

    XL: Handy for tampons, too.

    I hadn’t thought of that!

    I need those periodically.

    UTE: I'll take two please!
    Oh, hai Xl!

    Where have YOU been?

    Detention for smoking!

    IVD: Having 20 fags surrounding one's head is a VERY stimulating prospect!

    And all of them flaming.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Heff10:49 AM, September 20, 2010

    Plucking FAGS !!!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Princess11:21 AM, September 20, 2010

    Oh to be so organised.

    ReplyDelete
  7. normadesmond12:04 PM, September 20, 2010

    this broad needs to be plucked...and often.

    ReplyDelete
  8. The Cool Cookie12:17 PM, September 20, 2010

    Milady looks like a real ballbuster, too.

    ReplyDelete
  9. The Mistress12:26 PM, September 20, 2010

    HEFF: Plucking FAGS !!!

    Does it leave a bad taste in your mouth?

    PRINCESS: Oh to be so organised.

    This isn’t from the Martha Stewart collection, is it?

    NORMADESMOND: this broad needs to be plucked...and often.

    And by somebody who knows how.

    MR. COOKIE: Milady looks like a real ballbuster, too.

    Apparently her slots are extremely rigid.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Miss Janey1:46 PM, September 20, 2010

    Thus the term "Fag Hag" entered the lexicon...

    ReplyDelete
  11. Roses2:54 PM, September 20, 2010

    That looks perfect.

    I want one.

    I wonder if they've got a space for lighters as well?

    When I eventually give up smoking I can use it like XL suggested. Or put pens and pencils in it...

    Oooooo...

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous3:24 PM, September 20, 2010

    "When milady wishes a cigarette, she simply reaches up and plucks one from her hat."

    Now why can't they do that for vodka? *snort*

    ReplyDelete
  13. jason5:27 PM, September 20, 2010

    a hat to hold rigid fags?
    Must have!

    ReplyDelete
  14. ayeM8y5:34 PM, September 20, 2010

    Damn girl. You go away for months and weeks at a time and suddenly show up with post after post like some sort of posting blizzard. I hardly have time to whip up snappy comments before the next one arrives. It’s not fair to spoil us and then stop spoiling us and then spoil us again.

    In reference to the Fag Hat I find it to be a most attractive, true multi-tasking, hair ornament that combines form and function with my penchant for smoking all over the place while wearing a hat. If only they made a Penis Hat, “All she has to do is to reach up and pluck one from her hat”

    ReplyDelete
  15. The Mistress8:13 PM, September 20, 2010

    MISS JANEY: Thus the term "Fag Hag" entered the lexicon...

    Yay!

    ROSES: That looks perfect.
    I want one.
    I wonder if they've got a space for lighters as well?
    When I eventually give up smoking I can use it like XL suggested. Or put pens and pencils in it...
    Oooooo...

    In the meantime, smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

    RANDOM CHICK: "When milady wishes a cigarette, she simply reaches up and plucks one from her hat."

    Now why can't they do that for vodka? *snort*

    They can!

    Just replace these beer tins with vodka bottles.


    JASON: a hat to hold rigid fags?
    Must have!

    Who doesn’t love a stiff fag?

    AYEM8Y: Damn girl. You go away for months and weeks at a time and suddenly show up with post after post like some sort of posting blizzard. I hardly have time to whip up snappy comments before the next one arrives. It’s not fair to spoil us and then stop spoiling us and then spoil us again.

    In reference to the Fag Hat I find it to be a most attractive, true multi-tasking, hair ornament that combines form and function with my penchant for smoking all over the place while wearing a hat. If only they made a Penis Hat, “All she has to do is to reach up and pluck one from her hat”

    Life is not fair.

    Moving along…

    Wearing a Penis Hat would make you subject to ridicule as in, “Hey, look at that dickhead!”

    ReplyDelete
  16. Anonymous9:07 PM, September 20, 2010

    I saw a similar thing for fishermen with cigars but forgot where.

    ReplyDelete
  17. The Mistress1:21 AM, September 21, 2010

    MAGO: I saw a similar thing for fishermen with cigars but forgot where.

    It’s the fisherman’s friend.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Ms Scarlet4:09 AM, September 21, 2010

    ...a very good idea... until it rains and you end up with soggy fags.
    Nothing worse than a soggy fag.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  19. The Mistress6:21 AM, September 21, 2010

    SCARLET: ...a very good idea... until it rains and you end up with soggy fags.
    Nothing worse than a soggy fag.

    They’re always a little moist, regardless.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Mitzi 6:50 AM, September 21, 2010

    I agree with Scarlet soggy ciggies especially around the filter tip can cause lip burn. I don't smoke now but I used to. I gave them up when I noticed the state of my living room ceiling, it was the shade of fagnolia.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Ms Scarlet7:46 AM, September 21, 2010

    New paint chart from Farrow and Ball includes 'Fag Stain Ochre'; suitable for Grade II listed heavily beamed pubs.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  22. The Mistress3:47 PM, September 21, 2010

    MITZI: I agree with Scarlet soggy ciggies especially around the filter tip can cause lip burn. I don't smoke now but I used to. I gave them up when I noticed the state of my living room ceiling, it was the shade of fagnolia.

    Fagnolia is not a flattering shade of lippy either.

    SCARLET: New paint chart from Farrow and Ball includes 'Fag Stain Ochre'; suitable for Grade II listed heavily beamed pubs.

    Now available with scratch’n’sniff feature.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)