Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Reservations Are Now Being Accepted

Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…


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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.
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27 comments:

  1. LẌ9:16 PM, August 04, 2010

    1st

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  2. LẌ9:19 PM, August 04, 2010

    [guy in Viking helmet]

    "Me so horny. Me so horny."

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  3. hayward10:05 PM, August 04, 2010

    I see someone's having a double serving of flounder.

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  4. jason10:25 PM, August 04, 2010

    Mmmm....flapjacks.

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  5. normadesmond10:36 PM, August 04, 2010

    i will NOT click to enlarge. gravity beat me to it.

    book a table? do you think i'd sit in one of those chairs?

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  6. Princess10:43 PM, August 04, 2010

    I'll book a table for sex...oops i meant six...

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  7. Princess1:01 AM, August 05, 2010

    Tho I'm not without some reservations....

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice2:37 AM, August 05, 2010

    Does the Infomaniac Diner accept bookings from people who aren't in Cocoon and Cocoon 2?

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  9. Damien2:43 AM, August 05, 2010

    I would make a reservation there - but even MY moobs dont hang that low.

    MY EYES MY EYES !!!

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***

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  10. CyberPete2:57 AM, August 05, 2010

    Was that photo taken during the serving of the early bird special?

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  11. 63mago5:53 AM, August 05, 2010

    And its only Wednesday ... actually I do not want to know what else they spread there.

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  12. The Mistress7:13 AM, August 05, 2010

    XL: [guy in Viking helmet]
    "Me so horny. Me so horny."

    There’s a guy like him at every table, isn’t there?

    HAYWARD: I see someone's having a double serving of flounder.

    I thought I smelled fish.

    JASON: Mmmm....flapjacks.

    Hot off the girl, er, grill.

    NORMADESMOND: i will NOT click to enlarge. gravity beat me to it.
    book a table? do you think i'd sit in one of those chairs?

    Towels are provided by the management, Miss Desmond.

    Your safety and hygiene are our concern.

    PRINCESS: I'll book a table for sex...oops i meant six...
    Tho I'm not without some reservations....

    Is Tho a Vietnamese dish?

    We’re strictly a meat and potatoes type of establishment…or meat and two veg!

    IVD: Does the Infomaniac Diner accept bookings from people who aren't in Cocoon and Cocoon 2?

    Didn’t you see yesterday’s young bon vivants making spectacles of themselves?

    DAMIEN: I would make a reservation there - but even MY moobs dont hang that low.
    MY EYES MY EYES !!!
    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***

    Admit it…you just don’t have the right hat.

    CYBERPOOF: Was that photo taken during the serving of the early bird special?

    Yes, did you get your coupon?

    MAGO: And its only Wednesday ... actually I do not want to know what else they spread there.

    Spread? Boy Butter!

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  13. Heff9:52 AM, August 05, 2010

    Too late. I'm disappointed.

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  14. Anonymous10:25 AM, August 05, 2010

    A good argument for a ban on public nudity.

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  15. The Cool Cookie10:32 AM, August 05, 2010

    And now, a reminder from Judith Martin, aka Miss Manners: "Proper etiquette demands that just as all guests should refrain from elbows off the table, for nudists there is also the rule to keep their jugs off the table."

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  16. Kapitano10:34 AM, August 05, 2010

    Whenever there's an eatery with a viking in the background, there will also be...

    "Spam spam spam."

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  17. The Mistress10:51 AM, August 05, 2010

    HEFF: Too late. I'm disappointed.

    I’ll have to give your order of fish tacos to someone else then.

    ANONYMOUS: A good argument for a ban on public nudity.

    Speaking of nudity, feel free to remove your cloak of invisibility and identify yourself.

    Mistress MJ doesn’t bite … much.

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: And now, a reminder from Judith Martin, aka Miss Manners: "Proper etiquette demands that just as all guests should refrain from elbows off the table, for nudists there is also the rule to keep their jugs off the table."

    Noted.

    Signage will be issued.

    And some of you need to be reminded to keep your hands in view!

    KAPI: Whenever there's an eatery with a viking in the background, there will also be...
    "Spam spam spam."

    Instead of the baked beans?

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  18. eroswings11:02 AM, August 05, 2010

    Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…

    So that's why everyone is nekkid...the A/C must've broken down.

    It's a modern recreation of da Vinci's Last Supper!

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  19. The Mistress11:20 AM, August 05, 2010

    EROS: Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…

    So that's why everyone is nekkid...the A/C must've broken down.
    It's a modern recreation of da Vinci's Last Supper!

    Houseboys bearing palm-frond fans should be along shortly.

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  20. CyberPete11:31 AM, August 05, 2010

    No, and I'm very disappointed.

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  21. Jenny11:54 AM, August 05, 2010

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  22. Jenny11:54 AM, August 05, 2010

    but what if I'm not comfortable wearing a hat

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  23. Geoff3:10 PM, August 05, 2010

    Is it a meeting of ex-Corrie extras?

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  24. Michael Guy7:09 PM, August 05, 2010

    A loaf of bread, a couple of jugs and thee...

    How very romantic. Also, are those two expecting rain?

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  25. The Mistress8:59 PM, August 05, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: No, and I'm very disappointed.

    Offer not valid in Denmark.

    BOXER: but what if I'm not comfortable wearing a hat

    I bet you wouldn’t say that if Old Knudsen offered you his cap, would you?

    GEOFF: Is it a meeting of ex-Corrie extras?

    They’ve been barred from meeting at The Rovers.

    MICHAEL GUY: A loaf of bread, a couple of jugs and thee...
    How very romantic. Also, are those two expecting rain?

    They look like an ad for Tilley Endurables.

    I don’t see a “secret pocket” though.

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  26. Thombeau12:18 AM, August 06, 2010

    The Infomaniac Board of Directors?

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  27. The Mistress12:28 AM, August 06, 2010

    THOMBEAU: The Infomaniac Board of Directors?

    If Infomaniac Bitches were only organized enough to HAVE a Board of Directors!

    This is a far cry from life at Chateau Thombeau, let me tell you.

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