Thursday, September 23, 2010

Public Service Announcement #9

For some of you, it's already too late...


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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28 comments:

  1. BEAST1:24 AM, September 23, 2010

    Is that a knitting machine ???

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  2. mrpeenee1:50 AM, September 23, 2010

    O thank god I read this before going to bed. Now I can safely sleep in Thursday morning. I shall refer any calls from my office to you.

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  3. Damien2:44 AM, September 23, 2010

    Too late for me Mistress.......

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  4. CyberPete2:47 AM, September 23, 2010

    Oh no! Does that count as my house or anyone elses house too?

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  5. The Mistress4:23 AM, September 23, 2010

    BEAST: Is that a knitting machine ???

    What do you think this is?

    A knitting blog?

    PEENEE: O thank god I read this before going to bed. Now I can safely sleep in Thursday morning. I shall refer any calls from my office to you.

    My secretary has been instructed on what to do with your messages.

    DAMIEN: Too late for me Mistress.......
    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

    That’s what you get for living in the future.

    CYBERPOOF: Oh no! Does that count as my house or anyone elses house too?

    That’s for everyone.

    This may come as a surprise but the world does not revolve around you, you know.

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  6. LẌ4:47 AM, September 23, 2010

    I'm getting that tattooed on the back of my hand.

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  7. The Mistress7:52 AM, September 23, 2010

    XL: I'm getting that tattooed on the back of my hand.

    Are your palms too hairy to tattoo?

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  8. Alpha Za8:04 AM, September 23, 2010

    Yes! I have a reason for taking tomorrow off!

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice8:05 AM, September 23, 2010

    Ah, sage advice. I left the house 5 mins ago to mow the front lawn, but luckily it started to rain so I came straight back in to work on my 600th post.

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  10. The Mistress9:17 AM, September 23, 2010

    ALPHA ZA: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Yes! I have a reason for taking tomorrow off!

    And you’ll be home for our Filthy Friday!

    Caution: Filthy Friday may contain naughty bits.

    IVD: Ah, sage advice. I left the house 5 mins ago to mow the front lawn, but luckily it started to rain so I came straight back in to work on my 600th post.

    Inexplicable DeVice start date: October, 2005
    Number of posts: 599

    Infomaniac start date: March, 2006
    Number of posts: 1,727

    You should stay home more often.

    Or maybe I should get out more.

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  11. Alpha Za9:41 AM, September 23, 2010

    @ MJ: Thanks, being home for freaky friday sounds alot better than slaving at my desk contemplating world financial markets oblivion.

    Naughty bits? Bring it on.

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  12. LẌ9:46 AM, September 23, 2010

    xl-entropy
    start: sep 2007
    posts: 124
    life: none

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  13. Ms Scarlet10:03 AM, September 23, 2010

    Bugger.
    Why didn't I come here earlier, it would have saved me a lot of trouble.
    Sx

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  14. The Mistress11:35 AM, September 23, 2010

    ALPHA ZA: @ MJ: Thanks, being home for freaky friday sounds alot better than slaving at my desk contemplating world financial markets oblivion.
    Naughty bits? Bring it on.

    Regarding Filthy Friday…

    Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    If it scares you away, it was nice knowing you even for this short time.

    XL: xl-entropy
    start: sep 2007
    posts: 124
    life: none

    XL’s role as Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant To Mistress MJ…

    Priceless.

    SCARLET: Bugger.
    Why didn't I come here earlier, it would have saved me a lot of trouble.

    That will teach you to “Start your day the Infomaniac way.”

    I just made that slogan up.

    Do you like it?

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  15. Ms Scarlet11:44 AM, September 23, 2010

    Yes. And I usually do. Apart from today.
    Sx

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  16. The Mistress11:54 AM, September 23, 2010

    SCARLET: Yes. And I usually do. Apart from today.

    One can only hope you weren’t “sconing” (as Mitzi says) at an early hour.

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  17. CyberPete12:23 PM, September 23, 2010

    Yes, that does come as a big surprise MJ.

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  18. Heff1:06 PM, September 23, 2010

    Fuck.

    I KNEW I should have stayed home today.

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  19. Miss Janey1:26 PM, September 23, 2010

    Another reason to regret getting out of bed this day.

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  20. eroswings2:13 PM, September 23, 2010

    Don't leave the house today...without your Fag Hat!

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  21. The Mistress2:37 PM, September 23, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Yes, that does come as a big surprise MJ.

    The world does not revolve around you just because you were crowned High Maintenance Queen.

    HEFF: Fuck.
    I KNEW I should have stayed home today.

    Had you come here first thing in the morning, you could have changed the course of your day.

    I shall repeat our new slogan…

    “Start your day the Infomaniac way.”

    MISS JANEY: Another reason to regret getting out of bed this day.

    But one day soon you’ll wake up in NYC.

    No wait…

    It’s the city that never sleeps.

    EROS: Don't leave the house today...without your Fag Hat!

    Sound advice!

    And while you’re out, don’t let your hands hang like dead fish at the sides.

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  22. Geoff3:30 PM, September 23, 2010

    This morning I spilt orange juice everywhere so away from the house was best for me.

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  23. Leni Qinan4:28 PM, September 23, 2010

    Too late fer me! I'm at least 6 hours ahead of you!

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  24. CyberPete5:08 PM, September 23, 2010

    I don't understand.

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  25. Manuel5:10 PM, September 23, 2010

    I have been bleeding from my ear today....should have read this earlier...

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  26. Jenny5:20 PM, September 23, 2010

    these are the kind of days vodka was created for.

    However, I have a contest up and everyone is welcome to participate! There's a prize too!

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  27. Kapitano6:06 PM, September 23, 2010

    Whose house should I not leave?

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  28. The Mistress6:22 PM, September 23, 2010

    GEOFF: This morning I spilt orange juice everywhere so away from the house was best for me.

    There’s no use crying over it, is there?

    Or is that milk?

    LENI: Too late fer me! I'm at least 6 hours ahead of you!

    Once again, someone who forgot to start her day the Infomaniac way.

    What am I going to do with you people?

    CYBERPOOF: I don't understand.

    Neither do I at this point.

    MANUEL: I have been bleeding from my ear today....should have read this earlier...

    I misread that as “I have been bleeding from my REAR today.”

    BOXER: these are the kind of days vodka was created for.
    However, I have a contest up and everyone is welcome to participate! There's a prize too!

    Contest with a prize at Anonymous Boxer’s place, everybody!

    KAPI: Whose house should I not leave?

    House, back alley, tea room…wherever you happen to be at the time.

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