Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Road Trippin'

If you’ve read Beast’s Fevered Imagination post, you’ll know that Mistress MJ and Miss Scarlet have set off on a Big Adventure


[created and photographed by Beast]

Together we are taking the road trip to end all road trips and we’re inviting you to come with us!

That’s right.

Sign up here if you’d like to join us. (Complimentary refreshments provided by Café C in Dorchester, Dorset).

Photos of our Big Adventure will follow as we traverse the highways, byways and truck stops of the world.

35 comments:

  1. before i sign up for anything i must know where we are going, what route we'll be following, what type of vehicle will be transporting us and what kind of accommodations have been reserved.

    otherwise, i'm a free spirit.

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  2. Oooh yes please...
    I have the houseboys packing a suitcase or 2 as we speak....

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  3. I don't do actual road trips unless 5 star accommodation is involved.

    By the looks of it, you are staying in an open pink plastic barbie car. So no thank you.

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  4. MICHAEL RIVERS: I would love to go on a road trip!

    You could be our hood ornament…

    Luring in handsome fellas by the score.

    NORMADESMOND: before i sign up for anything i must know where we are going, what route we'll be following, what type of vehicle will be transporting us and what kind of accommodations have been reserved.
    otherwise, i'm a free spirit.


    It wouldn’t be an adventure if you knew the itinerary, now would it?

    We’ll expect you to take your turn at the wheel of our pink Barbie car.

    Just don’t let the police catch you driving drunk.

    XL: Get Your Kicks On Route 66!

    Don't forget Winona.

    PRINCESS: Oooh yes please...
    I have the houseboys packing a suitcase or 2 as we speak....


    You could lighten your load by leaving that cosmetics bag at home.

    JASON: Who's Thelma? Who's Louise?

    Mistress MJ has always been told she’s the Thelma in any gal pal road trip so who am I to argue?

    CYBERPOOF: I don't do actual road trips unless 5 star accommodation is involved.
    By the looks of it, you are staying in an open pink plastic barbie car. So no thank you.


    We’ll visit Legoland without you then.

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  5. And we can have a big party at the mythical Walnut World!
    Sx

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  6. Do we HAVE to partake in those refreshments?

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  7. Given my blog is called 'journeying', how could I possibly pass up an opportunity like this?

    I'll go get my toothbrush and condoms. What can I say? I'm an optimist.

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  8. SCARLET: And we can have a big party at the mythical Walnut World!

    Ah yes, the fabled Walnut World with its walnut-related thrills.

    Or Le Monde du Walnut as it’s known in France.

    Remind me…didn’t Beast have an unfortunate incident there?

    IVD: Do we HAVE to partake in those refreshments?

    Café C does a lovely cream tea, I’m told.

    And, of course, CAKE.

    ROSES: Given my blog is called 'journeying', how could I possibly pass up an opportunity like this?
    I'll go get my toothbrush and condoms. What can I say? I'm an optimist.


    We just assumed your toothbrush/condom bag was always packed and ready to go.

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  9. me drive? what the fuck do you think max is for? i didn't buy that isotta fraschini for my health!

    (don't worry, i know that max can't drive and that we are towed, i'm an actress, i act!)

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  10. I adore road trips! Will there be costumes and sheet music?

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  11. I adore those Vauxwagon T2 campervans I often fantasise about owning one and taking it on the road to various lay-bys as listed in the Spartacus book. Imagine us all doing The campfire song together.

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  12. I have made the obligatory egg sarnies . IVD is barred from Cafe C . So let's go :-)

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  13. NORMADESMOND: me drive? what the fuck do you think max is for? i didn't buy that isotta fraschini for my health!
    (don't worry, i know that max can't drive and that we are towed, i'm an actress, i act!)


    We haven’t even pulled out of the driveway and already there’s a hissy fit.

    Bloody divas.

    MICHAEL GUY: I adore road trips! Will there be costumes and sheet music?

    Are you willing to dress up in a 1920s flapper’s outfit and allow me to strap you to the roof rack as you tinkle the ivories?

    I’m sure one of our other bitches can accompany you on squeezebox.

    MITZI: I adore those Vauxwagon T2 campervans I often fantasise about owning one and taking it on the road to various lay-bys as listed in the Spartacus book. Imagine us all doing The campfire song together.

    I’m hitching a caravan to the Barbie mobile as we speak!

    BEAST: I have made the obligatory egg sarnies . IVD is barred from Cafe C . So let's go :-)

    No “Ma Beasties Chickpea Curry” is allowed on the voyage.

    I repeat.

    No Ma Beasties Chickpea Curry.

    Oh, and what exactly did IVD do to get himself barred from Café C?

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  14. Whatto! Is one permitted to vomit once the vehicle is in motion? Tallyho!

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  15. I'll get Carmen to do us all a nice big pan of chips as we hurtle down the motorway.

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  16. Can I bring my Hummer along too?

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  17. Can me and Betty come along in our motorcycle and sidecar? We'll bring paste sandwiches!

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  18. I've packed a bag, ready to go! I'm bringing along some sunscreen and some hand hygiene lotion.

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  19. I'd love to tag along and learn a little about life and a lot about living.

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  20. LORD NOEL & LADY JACQUELINE: Whatto! Is one permitted to vomit once the vehicle is in motion? Tallyho!

    We here at Infomaniac have a strict rule about emitting bodily fluids including vomit.

    Gravol (or the UK equivalent) will be provided.

    MITZI: I'll get Carmen to do us all a nice big pan of chips as we hurtle down the motorway.

    Isn’t that the leading cause of chip pan fires?

    BOONIE S: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Can I bring my Hummer along too?

    Yes, bring your Hummer along to store all my shoes.

    GEOFF: Can me and Betty come along in our motorcycle and sidecar? We'll bring paste sandwiches!

    What fun!

    You’ll be like the Two Fat Ladies!

    EROS: I've packed a bag, ready to go! I'm bringing along some sunscreen and some hand hygiene lotion.

    Sanitation for the nation.

    SOME GUY (DONN): I'd love to tag along and learn a little about life and a lot about living.

    We think YOU could teach US a thing or two.

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  21. Good afternoon MJ,

    With all these people, you're gonna have to trade the Barbie mobile in for a bus. Better yet a big RV, nothing quite like traveling in a king size bed at 60 miles an hour.

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  22. Mistress, when do we get a peek at the New Infomaniac HQ in Upper Canada (Canada's Florida!)?

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  23. KARL: Good afternoon MJ,
    With all these people, you're gonna have to trade the Barbie mobile in for a bus. Better yet a big RV, nothing quite like traveling in a king size bed at 60 miles an hour.


    Perhaps I could have the Barbie mobile and the MistressMobile welded together.

    And racing stripes painted down the sides.

    XL: Mistress, when do we get a peek at the New Infomaniac HQ in Upper Canada (Canada's Florida!)?

    With winter temperatures at -30 °C (-22 °F), where did you get the idea that this is Canada’s Florida?

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  24. It's the southernmost, hangy-down part!

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  25. XL: It's the southernmost, hangy-down part!

    Are you talking about Upper Canada?

    Or your genitalia?

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  26. Well, someone did comment on the size of my, well, you know, recently.

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  27. Yes, please! Anything to get me out of this ghastly place. Plus, I have some lovely scarves to cover my 'do with in case anyone insists that we put the top down. There's always one, you know.

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  28. XL: Well, someone did comment on the size of my, well, you know, recently.

    That’s one of the biggest “you know whats” I’ve ever seen!

    STACIA: Yes, please! Anything to get me out of this ghastly place. Plus, I have some lovely scarves to cover my 'do with in case anyone insists that we put the top down. There's always one, you know.

    Well you can SEE what driving with the top down has done to mine!

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  29. I sometimes put me head down ...

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  30. MAGO: I sometimes put me head down ...

    You’ll be lucky to find an empty lap to rest your head.

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