As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
Friday, August 06, 2010
Filthy Friday - Mr. Nude Infomaniac
Mistress MJ took a brief summer hiatus but there’s no rest for Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.
Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?
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ReplyDeleteLast pix, that's a weather vane, non?
2nd!
ReplyDelete[Actually, I forgot to click e-mail followup above.]
hmm, i've never fucked someone in a pool, but i'm considering it.
ReplyDeletewell, normally I'm a bit afraid of the water, but if you insist......
ReplyDeleteHis air mattress looks like it could do with some more blowing. Up.
ReplyDeleteOh, our poor Mean Dirty...you realy got him working hard for his title.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to swim, but perhaps it's time to learn...
ReplyDeleteXL: Last pix, that's a weather vane, non?
ReplyDeleteWell, I see a cockerel so yes.
NORMADESMOND: hmm, i've never fucked someone in a pool, but i'm considering it.
*hands Norma a snorkel*
BOXER: well, normally I'm a bit afraid of the water, but if you insist......
Staying afloat is like water off a pirate’s back.
UTE: His air mattress looks like it could do with some more blowing. Up.
Volunteers please form an orderly queue.
JASON: Oh, our poor Mean Dirty...you realy got him working hard for his title.
I’m considering various themes throughout the year with MDP in appropriate poses to match.
Suggestions welcome.
THOMBEAU: I don't know how to swim, but perhaps it's time to learn...
Just hop on his flotation device!
Awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou know I thought being nude all the time would be hard work.
It’s knot really, dropping trou and such
Speaking of dropping a knot,
I’ll be opening the Peoria A & P Grocer’s tomorrow and appearing at the Infomaniac Casino in Gulfport on Saturday and the Sunday matinee.
Try the tube steak smothered in underwear...
"I’m considering various themes throughout the year with MDP in appropriate poses to match.
ReplyDeleteSuggestions welcome.
Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc...
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou know I thought being nude all the time would be hard work.
It’s knot really, dropping trou and such
Speaking of dropping a knot,
I’ll be opening the Peoria A & P Grocer’s tomorrow and appearing at the Infomaniac Casino in Gulfport on Saturday and the Sunday matinee.
Try the tube steak smothered in underwear...
Ah yes, the Infomaniac Casino…
We look forward to watching you play slots.
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: "I’m considering various themes throughout the year with MDP in appropriate poses to match.
Suggestions welcome.
Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc...
Mistress MJ won’t be around for Labour Day (Canadian spelling) but you can get cracking on that Halloween theme right now.
I like a nice pair of floaties :)
ReplyDeleteThe casino will surely pillage the pirate booty. I'd love to watch!
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the mattress but I'll definately blow him.
ReplyDeletePS I know how to swim.
DAMIEN: I like a nice pair of floaties :)
ReplyDeleteI bet you’d like to set sail on that ship.
HAYWARD: The casino will surely pillage the pirate booty. I'd love to watch!
I predict he gets wiped out in a game of hold’em.
CYBERPOOF: I don't know about the mattress but I'll definately blow him.
PS I know how to swim.
Saints alive!
What kind of blog do you think this is?!
Can I book Mr Pirate to open my big gardening event tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Can I book Mr Pirate to open my big gardening event tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteI know how much you want your unruly bush trimmed but if you visit his blog, you’ll see that he’s having a nervous breakdown.
I’m giving him the weekend off.
Deer Santa,
ReplyDeletePlees can the meen dirty pirat man be my new daddy. I promis i wil clean his pool and empty his bals evry day.
Yrs,
Kapitarno (age 38 1/2)
KAPI: Deer Santa,
ReplyDeletePlees can the meen dirty pirat man be my new daddy. I promis i wil clean his pool and empty his bals evry day.
Yrs,
Kapitarno (age 38 1/2)
He’ll have to give you private tutoring in spelling as well as he bounces you on his knee.
What a coinky-dink?
ReplyDeleteI recently had some nekked photos taken whilst floating aboot in some rather 'coldish' water in a Canadian lake...
but they didn't turn oot :(
*note to self;
Chubby likey warm pool
DOH!
I didn't know that Mr Coppens was Scottish. When did this happen?
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DONN: What a coinky-dink?
ReplyDeleteI recently had some nekked photos taken whilst floating aboot in some rather 'coldish' water in a Canadian lake...
but they didn't turn oot :(
*note to self;
Chubby likey warm pool
DOH!
I want photos of your swimsuit area!
SCARLET: I didn't know that Mr Coppens was Scottish. When did this happen?
We Canadians talk funny, Miss Scarlet.
One with the occasional photo of a hot guy but where one is more likely to encounter old, fat and ugly trolls
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: One with the occasional photo of a hot guy but where one is more likely to encounter old, fat and ugly trolls
ReplyDeleteWell you got lucky today then!
I most certainly did!
ReplyDeleteMore days like this one. Please.
CYBERPOOF: I most certainly did!
ReplyDeleteMore days like this one. Please.
Then you’ll have to beg Mr. Nude Infomaniac for another photo shoot.
But I fear he’s burnt out from the limelight and trying to keep (it) up in his new role.
Check his latest blog post.
Totally butt-munchable. But we want to know, who is snapping this shots while the MDP is adrift in the Chlorine Sea?
ReplyDeleteASK THE COOL COOKIE: Totally butt-munchable. But we want to know, who is snapping this shots while the MDP is adrift in the Chlorine Sea?
ReplyDeleteGood question.
I think we should turn that one over to Mr. Nude Infomaniac himself.
“Totally butt-munchable. But we want to know, who is snapping this shots while the MDP is adrift in the Chlorine Sea?”
ReplyDeleteI’d like to know that myself!
I suspect the Infomaniac Paparazzi (I.E. MJ) She’s always lurking in my bush.
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: “Totally butt-munchable. But we want to know, who is snapping this shots while the MDP is adrift in the Chlorine Sea?”
ReplyDeleteI’d like to know that myself!
I suspect the Infomaniac Paparazzi (I.E. MJ) She’s always lurking in my bush.
It’s the Pirate Cam!
Photo taken by Snorkel Patty?
ReplyDeleteI just threw up (A LOT) in my mouth.
ReplyDelete*Gingerly dips a toe in to test the water tempreture.*
ReplyDeleteMDP please keep the photos coming. So to speak.
ReplyDeleteYour arse is perfection
XL: Photo taken by Snorkel Patty?
ReplyDeleteOh my!
I had to Google that one.
HEFF: I just threw up (A LOT) in my mouth.
I didn’t see YOU entering the Mr. Nude Infomaniac competition!
MITZI: *Gingerly dips a toe in to test the water tempreture.*
Jump in!
The water’s fine!
And so’s MDP!
CYBERPOOF: MDP please keep the photos coming. So to speak.
Your arse is perfection.
MDP, your fan club has spoken.
We want more!
I want more..
ReplyDeletekabuki asks if this is a salt-water pool. chlorine is a bitch on makeup. also some kimonos are not drip dry.
ReplyDeleteOh sweet Jesus Lord!
ReplyDelete:: fans self ::
Sigh. Another typical day in Miami by the pool! Nice drink stirrer!
ReplyDelete*puts snorkel and goggles on and jumps into the water*
ReplyDeleteNo probs, whether the water is cold or it's salt-water...
MJ puhleeze ask Pete aboot the FGE shorts?
ReplyDeleteI desperately need to put a bullet in me Blog's 'ead and go oot in style :)
CYBERPOOF: I want more..
ReplyDeleteNo more photos for you until you send The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to Donn!
KABUKI: kabuki asks if this is a salt-water pool. chlorine is a bitch on makeup. also some kimonos are not drip dry.
Kabuki is meant to lounge glamorously and alluringly by the pool; attended to by charming cabana boys.
MICHAEL GUY: Oh sweet Jesus Lord!
:: fans self ::
You’ll soon be rolling in the aisles and speaking in tongues at this rate.
LA DIVA CUCINA: Sigh. Another typical day in Miami by the pool! Nice drink stirrer!
We’re considering marketing Mr. Nude Infomaniac swizzle sticks.
LENI: *puts snorkel and goggles on and jumps into the water*
No probs, whether the water is cold or it's salt-water...
That’s the spirit, Miss Leni!
DONN: MJ puhleeze ask Pete aboot the FGE shorts?
I desperately need to put a bullet in me Blog's 'ead and go oot in style :)
He even had Andrea, the CREATOR of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition, asking him about it in a comment on his blog recently!
I say we withhold his privileges until he coughs up The Shorts to you, their rightful next owner.
I'm out of service temporarily due to a possible cracked disc. However I do promise to send The Shorts as soon as I'm all better again.
ReplyDeleteThe sexy naked hunk photos better be hot though!