Wednesday, April 25, 2007

TOXIC TOTTY: Corrie’s Gail Platt




Welcome to a new series on Infomaniac: Toxic Totty.

From time to time, Infomaniac will post images of celebrities who should have kept their clothes ON. Or, if not in a state of undress, should reconsider their fashion options.

Infomaniac is in no way, shape or form a celebrity blog as you well know. Toxic Totty will be an occasional diversion. To view fine celebrity blogs visit our Pru at Prunella de Ville, D.Prince at Bulletproof Bracelets and Maddie at Ridicluelessness.

Now let’s get ready to slag off our first bit of Toxic Totty. Today it’s a British soap star.

I know you’re out there… you buncha closet Coronation Street fans.






In my magic mirror I see Frobi, Tazzy, Piggy (though he won’t admit it), Flaming Nora, Kaz, Pamer, Chelly, and Betty and Geoff. Anyone else?


Caution. Upcoming image may induce vomiting.


Here’s one of your favourite (gack!) Corrie characters catching a few rays…





40 comments:

  1. That Gail is a lovely lass, I attended her wedding to Brian, that was such a tragedy. I see she has kept her stunning features . Her mother was part Ostrich you know, beautiful plumage.

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  2. I so wish that you hadn't done that.

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  3. You photoshopped her head onto your holiday snaps didn't you.

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  4. is this where the expression
    It's Blowing A Gail Out Their cums from?

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  5. well I suppose' we should be thankful it wasn't Deirdrie or Audrey showing their baps.

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  6. Gail is one of my favourite characters on Corrie and Helen Worth is up there with the all time great actresses.

    Why she continues to plaster her naked body all over the tabloids is anyone's guess.

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  7. I thought that was Christina Pickles from St. Elsewhere...
    which is where I wanted to be when I saw the picture.

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  8. KNUDSEN: I’m taking away your Prozac.

    VICUS: You fancy her, don’t you?

    CONNIE: No, if it were me there'd be a cigar.

    TONY: Maybe ‘round your part of the country.

    FROBI: *digs into cache of naughty Corrie pics for next Toxic Totty*

    GEOFF: Her constant whinging drives me mad. Although Claire is really starting to get on my tits.

    HE: Both actresses were born in Yorkshire. Maybe it’s something in the water.

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  9. the phrase 'spaniels' ears' comes to mind.

    dear.
    sweet.
    merciful.
    heavens.

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  10. Ick.

    Another reason not to watch that show.

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  11. Someone get a boob lift...quick!

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  12. Wow - shes hot!!! OK Im desperate...

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  13. Got any minge shots?

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  14. FN: And heading below the equator.

    IVF: I’ve passed your address on to Gail and told her you’re her biggest fan. Expect a signed 8 x 10 glossy.

    MYTOES: But she’s providing a source of shade out in that hot sun.

    MUTLEY: Blanche might be available if you’re interested.

    STEVE: Of Gail? Or anybody? You’re not choosy, are you?

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  15. PAMER: I knew I could lure you out of hiding with a topless Gail Platt. Just wait 'til I find those cheesecake shots of Blanche!

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  16. Lord have mercy! She's a fine actress but this one goes into the Toxic Totty hall of fame.

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  17. Ewwwwww. Ewwwwww. I mean, heck, after four kidlets, my tummy looks like one of the original members of the Raisinettes, but I won't advertise it!!

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  18. CHELLY: Thanks for the idea. We could give out awards.

    AWA: Raisinettes? Mmmm...milk chocolately goodness.

    MAIDY: New name...MEH-dy.

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  19. She looks fine to me.

    It's an age thing.

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  20. TICKERS: She could be red hot and I'd still have to slag her off just for being Gail.

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  21. Oh My God!

    I love this feature!

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  22. D.Prince: Saying that will only encourage me to post more.

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  23. I'm sorry there is nothing HOT about that. She should go see Dr. Rey in Calif. for a complete overhaul and chassie lift and I do mean lift!!

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  24. Whats Wrong with you people she is funking hot! I wank over her most days...

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  25. id still wack her

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  26. would have been better if there was jizz hanging of her CHIN ??

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  27. Id love to suck on them boobs.

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  28. i want to fuck her

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  29. hahahahaha this is wat i imagine a tortoise would look like without its shell

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  30. You wanna see Betty's Hotpot!!

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  31. Well im sat here watching coro and god i will never be able to look at the hamster woman again in the same light, i am disturbed profoundly!!!!BS

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  32. For a woman a couple of months short of her 60th. birthday(though she was 52/3 when these were taken)I think she looks more than a little alright here.

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  33. Fabulous nipples just like my Roz's who loves having the. sucked all the time

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  34. I agree with evan, she has sex appeal and certainly gets me hard, Im 12 years her junior and have no problems with older women who even still look good such as she does. Put it another, way bareback and no pregnancy, but I wouldnt mind making her pregnant if it was possible!

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  35. She can suck on my cock any time oh yeah .

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  36. Her tits my have spaniels ears ,but what a gorgeous pair of nips and she could've got her snatch out .

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