How do you tell an Englishman from a Scotsman from a Welshman from an Irishman?
No, this isn't a joke.
In yet another attempt to enlighten this ignorant Canuck, I'm asking you citizens of the British Isles (and Kav) if you can tell who's who just by looking at each other. How do you tell each other apart? Can you look at a Scot and know he’s/she’s a Scot on sight? Or English? Or Welsh? Or Irish?
Your nationalities are obvious when you open your big gobs to speak but what about physical appearance? Facial features? Mannerisms? Style of dress?
As for the Canucks and Americans, can WE tell each other apart by appearance?
All Canadians look like this. Wearing “toques” (knitted winter hats) on our heads and equipped with a case of “two-four.” A “two-four” is a box of 24 beer bottles, dontcha know.
And what about regional differences?
Does a Yorkshireman look different than someone from Dorset, for example?
Dorset Mong. Don’t let the cap tell you otherwise.
Over to you, bitches.