Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Takin’ it Easy




I’m takin’ it easy while the new Back-Up Bitch is in training.

Don’t just stand there with your mouth open. Put the kettle on.
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24 comments:

  1. Maidy9:33 AM, April 04, 2007

    I know you're not talking to me. Get your back-up bitch to fetch you the kettle, cunt.

    And YAY, first!

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  2. Anonymous9:57 AM, April 04, 2007

    *makes cuppa*

    *stirs cuppa with stinky, cheesy bellend*

    Here ya go MJ, enjoy.

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  3. Spikey110:12 AM, April 04, 2007

    3rd!

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  4. The Mistress10:21 AM, April 04, 2007

    MAIDY: Make yourself useful and give me a bikini wax.

    CONNIE: Don't you ever wash that thing?

    *gingerly sips Bellend Blend to see if it lives up to my usual Irish Breakfast and Yorkshire Gold teas*

    SPIKEY: Where's my Tim Hortons "Timbits?"

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  5. Spikey110:34 AM, April 04, 2007

    They bring out the kosher for passover timbits on Shabbat!

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  6. Anonymous10:52 AM, April 04, 2007

    UNFORGIVEABLE!!!!!!!!!

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  7. tony12:25 PM, April 04, 2007

    Luvrly Easter Bonnet you have got on girl!

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  8. The Mistress12:29 PM, April 04, 2007

    SPIKEY: I'll send my Back-Up Bitch over to your house for the day to be your Shabbat goy.

    TONY: When my hair's finished drying you can give me a trim.

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  9. Spikey112:59 PM, April 04, 2007

    Oh vey! Good I have lots of things that need to get down around the house!

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  10. Romeo Morningwood1:51 PM, April 04, 2007

    Yhat is just SCHWRONG on so many levels!
    Away foul temptress!
    Please wear panties next time.

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  11. The Mistress2:13 PM, April 04, 2007

    SPIKEY: While I'm waiting for those kosher Timbits, pour me a drink.

    L'Chaim, Schmendrick.

    HE: If you want me to wear panties, you can hand wash my smalls.

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  12. S.I.D.2:38 PM, April 04, 2007

    Could you not have waited and made it a Really Good Friday?


    Shorts on now bitch!

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  13. FirstNations3:01 PM, April 04, 2007

    ...please, god, yes - shorts, wadded up newspaper, a pekinese - just cover that stuff UP!
    no way that's kosher.
    hell, that's not even pareve.

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  14. Spikey13:03 PM, April 04, 2007

    No problem. Schnapps on me and I prefer to be called a schmuck !

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  15. The Mistress5:36 PM, April 04, 2007

    SID: Oh look who’s making an appearance. My Numero Uno Bitch.

    Shouldn’t you be training the subordinate Bitch?

    Now get back to work, ya lazy tart.

    It’s so hard to get good help these days.

    FN: Yet another request to cover up?

    I’ll let your remark pass-over.

    SPIKEY: Schmuck.

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  16. Anonymous7:21 PM, April 04, 2007

    MJ is reminding me of Dinker when she was younger Feed me,burp me, wipe, my ass, make me happy or I scream.

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  17. The Mistress7:36 PM, April 04, 2007

    GEO: You should have lots of experience by now then, Trucker Boy, so put the pedal to the metal and do my bidding.

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  18. The Mistress8:22 PM, April 04, 2007

    MAIDY: You're one to talk.

    Yours is like a Brillo Pad.

    Geo will need to take a weed whacker to that mess of yours.

    Nasty bitch.

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  19. Anonymous8:52 PM, April 04, 2007

    I guess this is my pet name,since this is what you refer to me as.

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  20. The Mistress9:12 PM, April 04, 2007

    GEO: I know you like Maidy to call you "Big Rig" but I'll stick to "Trucker Boy."

    Trucker. Rhymes with...

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  21. Neponset River Bridge Dig11:29 AM, April 05, 2007

    Ah there's a lot of ald hags around Beantown that still look this way.

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  22. The Mistress11:41 AM, April 05, 2007

    RICH: I've really let myself go.

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  23. Romeo Morningwood12:14 PM, April 05, 2007

    Did you mean your smalls or s'mores?
    ..and furthermore I don't 'do' small loads by hand. I don't want to go blind or get hairy palms thankyouverymuch!

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  24. The Mistress12:45 PM, April 05, 2007

    HE: Smalls. Delicates.

    Fine. I'll send them to the group of Japanese businessmen who bid for them on eBay.

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