THE WINNER!
My New Back-Up Bitch:
Old Knudsen
Tarty yet tantalizing. Crusty yet comely. Knudsen’s likely to be disobedient but Mistress MJ enjoys a challenge.
RUNNER-UP:
Should Old Knudsen be unable to fulfill his duties, the first runner-up, Tony, will take his place.
Caveat: Tony is required to provide Spotted Dick and Polish Sausage when summoned.
HONOURABLE MENTION:
The tag team/husband/wife team of Geo and Maidy. But with Geo on the road so often and Maidy a hormone-fueled psycho bitch, it just isn’t worth the headache.
THE LOSER:
Stevey
Carly is welcome to this, the dregs of Dorset society. Just knowing that she has him down on all fours scrubbing the kitchen floor as we speak (in her pinny) is comeuppance enough for me.
i shall keep warmed -up should you call me from the subs bench
ReplyDelete*laffs at Steve, the dregs of Dorset society*
ReplyDelete*laffs at Steve, the only gimp in the village*
ReplyDelete*scared of steve and his shiny rubber outfit*
ReplyDeleteI'd be more scared of him out of his rubber outfit.
ReplyDeleteAfter I stopped pointing and laughing, of course.
Piggy's speaking from experience by the sound of it.
ReplyDeleteI didn't offer my services, I would hate to be accused of lowering the tone of this blog.
ReplyDeleteI think Stevie looks sweet -he has twinkly eyes...
ReplyDeleteI blame Maidy for me losing,wait until I get home.
ReplyDeleteWill there be pics, Geo?
ReplyDelete*prepares popcorn*
Congrat's to the old git. I think you should shower him with gold to celebrate.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to fucking hear it. It's not MY fault we lost.
ReplyDeleteMJ is just too picky.
Well, except for when she dissed Stevey. That was flat out honesty afterall.
Bitches. Everyone of you.
ReplyDeleteWhen did I volunteer? first rule in the Army, you never volunteer.
ReplyDeleteThen again I do look kind of hot, I'd do me if I could.
I'll get you and yer little Blog.
KNUDSEN: I've had to take you by force. The way you like it.
ReplyDeleteYou CAN do you. Didn't you read my autofellatio post?
hey old knuddie you do look hot now go fuck yerself!!
ReplyDeleteRICH: Face it. You fancy him.
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