Tuesday, April 03, 2007

My Back-Up Bitch

Thanks to all you wannabe bitches who volunteered following yesterday’s request to become my back-up slave when Slave Numero Uno (SID) is unavailable.



THE WINNER!

My New Back-Up Bitch:






Old Knudsen

Tarty yet tantalizing. Crusty yet comely. Knudsen’s likely to be disobedient but Mistress MJ enjoys a challenge.



RUNNER-UP:

Should Old Knudsen be unable to fulfill his duties, the first runner-up, Tony, will take his place.

Caveat: Tony is required to provide Spotted Dick and Polish Sausage when summoned.

HONOURABLE MENTION:

The tag team/husband/wife team of Geo and Maidy. But with Geo on the road so often and Maidy a hormone-fueled psycho bitch, it just isn’t worth the headache.




THE LOSER:





Stevey

Carly is welcome to this, the dregs of Dorset society. Just knowing that she has him down on all fours scrubbing the kitchen floor as we speak (in her pinny) is comeuppance enough for me.

17 comments:

  1. i shall keep warmed -up should you call me from the subs bench

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  2. *laffs at Steve, the dregs of Dorset society*

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  3. *laffs at Steve, the only gimp in the village*

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  4. *scared of steve and his shiny rubber outfit*

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  5. I'd be more scared of him out of his rubber outfit.

    After I stopped pointing and laughing, of course.

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  6. Piggy's speaking from experience by the sound of it.

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  7. I didn't offer my services, I would hate to be accused of lowering the tone of this blog.

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  8. I think Stevie looks sweet -he has twinkly eyes...

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  9. I blame Maidy for me losing,wait until I get home.

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  10. Will there be pics, Geo?

    *prepares popcorn*

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  11. Congrat's to the old git. I think you should shower him with gold to celebrate.

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  12. I don't want to fucking hear it. It's not MY fault we lost.

    MJ is just too picky.

    Well, except for when she dissed Stevey. That was flat out honesty afterall.

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  13. Bitches. Everyone of you.

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  14. When did I volunteer? first rule in the Army, you never volunteer.

    Then again I do look kind of hot, I'd do me if I could.

    I'll get you and yer little Blog.

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  15. KNUDSEN: I've had to take you by force. The way you like it.

    You CAN do you. Didn't you read my autofellatio post?

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  16. hey old knuddie you do look hot now go fuck yerself!!

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  17. RICH: Face it. You fancy him.

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