I CAME FIRST!
TONY: You selfish bastard.
He's a Yorkshireman. They're all selfish cunts.*points out that although I live in Yorkshire, with a Yorkshireman, I'm actually Scottish*
PIGGY: You say you're Scottish like it's a good thing.Now get your blog up and running again you lazy cunt.
I'm so impressed! That's brilliant!Totally made my night.
TICKERS: I'll tell that dirty bugger Mikey that you liked it.*raises a glass toward Tickers in Wales*
Being Scottish is a wonderful thing. You wouldn't know such feelings, being a dirty Canuck.And our blog IS up and running!Try refreshing the page, thicko.Oh and Happy Easter.Where's my egg?
PIGGY: Egg? You're lucky I sent you that stick of rock!
Miserable cunt.And when are you going to post some lessons on 'talking Yorkshire' then?
PIGGY: Oh thanks a lot. That was supposed to be a surprise for Tony. Now I'll have to wait for some time to pass so he forgets we had this discussion.