Welcome to a new series on Infomaniac: Toxic Totty.
From time to time, Infomaniac will post images of celebrities who should have kept their clothes ON. Or, if not in a state of undress, should reconsider their fashion options.
Infomaniac is in no way, shape or form a celebrity blog as you well know. Toxic Totty will be an occasional diversion. To view fine celebrity blogs visit our Pru at Prunella de Ville, D.Prince at Bulletproof Bracelets and Maddie at Ridicluelessness.
Now let’s get ready to slag off our first bit of Toxic Totty. Today it’s a British soap star.
I know you’re out there… you buncha closet Coronation Street fans.
In my magic mirror I see Frobi, Tazzy, Piggy (though he won’t admit it), Flaming Nora, Kaz, Pamer, Chelly, and Betty and Geoff. Anyone else?
Caution. Upcoming image may induce vomiting.
Here’s one of your favourite (gack!) Corrie characters catching a few rays…
That Gail is a lovely lass, I attended her wedding to Brian, that was such a tragedy. I see she has kept her stunning features . Her mother was part Ostrich you know, beautiful plumage.
ReplyDeleteI so wish that you hadn't done that.
ReplyDeleteYou photoshopped her head onto your holiday snaps didn't you.
ReplyDeleteis this where the expression
ReplyDeleteIt's Blowing A Gail Out Their cums from?
well I suppose' we should be thankful it wasn't Deirdrie or Audrey showing their baps.
ReplyDeleteGail is one of my favourite characters on Corrie and Helen Worth is up there with the all time great actresses.
ReplyDeleteWhy she continues to plaster her naked body all over the tabloids is anyone's guess.
I thought that was Christina Pickles from St. Elsewhere...
ReplyDeletewhich is where I wanted to be when I saw the picture.
KNUDSEN: I’m taking away your Prozac.
ReplyDeleteVICUS: You fancy her, don’t you?
CONNIE: No, if it were me there'd be a cigar.
TONY: Maybe ‘round your part of the country.
FROBI: *digs into cache of naughty Corrie pics for next Toxic Totty*
GEOFF: Her constant whinging drives me mad. Although Claire is really starting to get on my tits.
HE: Both actresses were born in Yorkshire. Maybe it’s something in the water.
the phrase 'spaniels' ears' comes to mind.
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sweet.
merciful.
heavens.
Ick.
ReplyDeleteAnother reason not to watch that show.
Someone get a boob lift...quick!
ReplyDeleteWow - shes hot!!! OK Im desperate...
ReplyDeleteGot any minge shots?
ReplyDeleteFN: And heading below the equator.
ReplyDeleteIVF: I’ve passed your address on to Gail and told her you’re her biggest fan. Expect a signed 8 x 10 glossy.
MYTOES: But she’s providing a source of shade out in that hot sun.
MUTLEY: Blanche might be available if you’re interested.
STEVE: Of Gail? Or anybody? You’re not choosy, are you?
so gorgeous
ReplyDeletePAMER: I knew I could lure you out of hiding with a topless Gail Platt. Just wait 'til I find those cheesecake shots of Blanche!
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy! She's a fine actress but this one goes into the Toxic Totty hall of fame.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww. Ewwwwww. I mean, heck, after four kidlets, my tummy looks like one of the original members of the Raisinettes, but I won't advertise it!!
ReplyDeleteMeh.
ReplyDeleteI've seen worse.
CHELLY: Thanks for the idea. We could give out awards.
ReplyDeleteAWA: Raisinettes? Mmmm...milk chocolately goodness.
MAIDY: New name...MEH-dy.
She looks fine to me.
ReplyDeleteIt's an age thing.
TICKERS: She could be red hot and I'd still have to slag her off just for being Gail.
ReplyDeleteOf course....fairenoughski
ReplyDeleteOh My God!
ReplyDeleteI love this feature!
D.Prince: Saying that will only encourage me to post more.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry there is nothing HOT about that. She should go see Dr. Rey in Calif. for a complete overhaul and chassie lift and I do mean lift!!
ReplyDeleteWhats Wrong with you people she is funking hot! I wank over her most days...
ReplyDeleteid still wack her
ReplyDeletewould have been better if there was jizz hanging of her CHIN ??
ReplyDeleteId love to suck on them boobs.
ReplyDeleteid fuck her ass
ReplyDeletei want to fuck her
ReplyDeletehahahahaha this is wat i imagine a tortoise would look like without its shell
ReplyDeleteYou wanna see Betty's Hotpot!!
ReplyDeleteWell im sat here watching coro and god i will never be able to look at the hamster woman again in the same light, i am disturbed profoundly!!!!BS
ReplyDeleteFor a woman a couple of months short of her 60th. birthday(though she was 52/3 when these were taken)I think she looks more than a little alright here.
ReplyDeleteFabulous nipples just like my Roz's who loves having the. sucked all the time
ReplyDeleteI agree with evan, she has sex appeal and certainly gets me hard, Im 12 years her junior and have no problems with older women who even still look good such as she does. Put it another, way bareback and no pregnancy, but I wouldnt mind making her pregnant if it was possible!
ReplyDeleteShe can suck on my cock any time oh yeah .
ReplyDeleteHer tits my have spaniels ears ,but what a gorgeous pair of nips and she could've got her snatch out .
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