A peek at ‘the week that was’ with (more than) a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.
If you didn’t make the Roundup list this week, stop your whining. This is all I have to say to you…
And now let’s move on to those whose blogs I lingered longer on this week.
Thanks to inspiration from SID and Charlie on the PA Turnpike, Maidy changes her tagline to ‘Illegitimi Non Carborundum.’
Translation: Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
And to Maidy I say, “Vescere bracis meis.”
Translation: "Eat my shorts."
Geo debates whether or not to head the big rig north to Canada. Mostly to see if we have the Maple Leaf on the bottom of our national bikinis. I think you’ll find that we do indeed…
The fool also tries to tell us Canucks (me and Spikey, specifically) that he’s been to a Tim Hortons to stock up on donuts when it fact it was the lesser and inferior Dunkin’ Donuts.
I’ll get you for that little white lie, Geo. Stay tuned later this week.
Frobi extols the virtues of melon balling.
TONY THE FILTHY YORKSHIREMAN:
I needn’t have bothered praying to St. Isidore, the patron saint of computers.
Turns out that “it was fluff wot done it.”
Tony hadn’t cleaned the air vents (ever, no doubt) so his PC was clogged with fluff and it overheated.
You don’t want to know what he found behind his PC tower.
Old Knudsen has the cheek to post about my obsessive hand washing!
And we find out how he spends his Thursday afternoons…
Penis Enlargement Club
SID (Stupid Irish Daddy):
SID’s come down with the manflu.
I took this pic of him whilst his guard was down…
Get well soon, Mucker.
TAZZY AND PIGGY:
Tazzy and Piggy jump into the TazzyAndPiggyMobile and drive the “5 and a half fucking hours” to visit The Smunts in Dorset.
The “fucking hovel” in Dorset with the “piss-stained sheets, mice in the biscuit tray, carpets that would more appropriately have been called 'velcro' and powdered milk for our coffee.”
STEVE AND CARLY:
The Smunts welcome Tazzy and Piggy to Dubious Dorset but are too lazy to get a posting and pics up.
UPDATE: The Smunts have finally posted.
Pic of Stevey in Yorkshire flat-cap via Tazzy and Piggy
And speaking of Steve, Awa celebrates Easter with a disturbingly cuddly Stevey bunny…
Geoff tucks into a Simnel Cake.
Once again, an ignorant Canuck MJ must consult Wikipedia to find that Simnel cake is a light fruit cake, similar to Christmas cake, covered in marzipan and eaten at Easter in England and Ireland.
Betty is overcome with joy to watch BBC’s Val Doonican Evening.
And yet again, MJ consults Wikipedia to uncover the phenomenon that is Val Doonican.
FARMER GILES’ COCK BLOG:
At last! The long-awaited climax to The Woman Who Only Wanted Me For My Cock.
BILLY (¡Oye Billy!):
Billy scares the bejesus out of us all by posting Celine Dion singing AC/DC’s ‘You Shook Me All Night Long.”
I am ashamed to be a Canadian.
Horses with knob cheese, Black Power condoms, free donuts from a crotch-ogling waitress, and a trip to the dentist where he finds out his prostate is fine.
A typical week in the life of Eddie Waring.
BOCK THE ROBBER:
When in need of a good rant I visit Bock the Robber.
Highlights from recent postings include:
You'll what? No floggings? No keel-hauling? No hanging up by their thumbs?
Ah for fuck's sake, Jesus. If ye cannae tak a joke, what's the world comin' tae? Surely we can work somethin' out? I mean, you're probably pissed off, what wi' bein' crucified an' all, but -
And we all fuck off, back to the Hotel Bland, for more mescaline, Bourbon Whiskey and brown acid.
For even more ranting, let’s turn it over to Kaz.
Kaz takes on the Tories, specifically David Cameron.
FN warns against getting your tattoo done by very dirty, very old drunks with gonorrhea.
HE (Homo Escapeons):
It’s science fair time with HE.
Try this at home…
“Einstein said that TIME slows down the faster that you travel. I can prove that this also happens the faster that you try to pee.”
WW (Snippets from Spaceship Orion):
*Ignores WW ‘til he stops blogging about hockey*
*Waits for hell to freeze over*
Tickers celebrates David Thomas Day in Wales.
MUTLEY THE DOG:
Mutley goes home with a transvestite female gnome.
PRUNELLA DE VILLE:
Britney Spears shows up at Evil Pru’s garage sale.
Making plans for Nigel
*ignores Chelly ‘til she quenches my Brit soap star cravings with the Nigel Harmon video she promised me*
*even though she did a perfectly good Sam Robertson video*
Spikey “rolls up the rim” and wins a free Tim Hortons coffee!
You must be Canadian to understand the hard-on-inducing thrill of rolling up the rim.