Thursday, April 19, 2007
The Amazing Turd Twister!
If you enjoyed sculpting with Play-Doh, you’ll love The Turd Twister.
Fits comfortably. Just insert the extruder ring between yer butt cheeks (not up yer arse!) and wait for nature to take its course.
Use one of the many templates to create exciting excremental designs. For example…
SID might like this one…
And here’s one for Tazzy and Piggy…
The Turd Twister Starter Kit includes a plastic trimming knife and a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord if you end up like one of the poor sods in yesterday’s posting.
Order yours today.
Customers who bought this item also bought Stinky Steve, who's been having trouble coaxing out a stubborn poo.