Saturday, September 16, 2006

SOM-thing Else




Note: Not safe for work.

Fellas, when you need a helping hand, try the Men’s Som from Japan.

There’s one for the ladies too.
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8 comments:

  1. Divian2:59 AM, September 16, 2006

    Yayyyy! I'm first!

    MJ, do you ever sleep?

    Just askin'?

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  2. The Mistress8:29 AM, September 16, 2006

    Awaiting: Yes, sometime between then and now.

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  3. The Mistress10:04 AM, September 16, 2006

    Minion: I should have consulted you first. Pot-noodles?

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  4. FirstNations3:26 PM, September 16, 2006

    1. ew.
    2. imagine trying either one on a really shiny floor.

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  5. Kapitano7:33 PM, September 16, 2006

    There are so many possibilities. An automatic mouth shagging device, and battery powered rimming machine, a special 'double penetration' analomatic thing with indendantly shafting dildos.

    Do you think the name "ShagMaster Deluxe" has already been copyrighted?

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  6. The Mistress9:05 PM, September 16, 2006

    FN: Or an ice rink.

    Kapitano: You've spent a lot of time pondering this, haven't you? Looks like you've got the go-ahead for the Shagmaster Deluxe patent as the only Google results lead to somebody's MySpace name and another mention of SD on a Norwegian site.

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  7. Romeo Morningwood11:09 AM, September 19, 2006

    Wank You very much.
    They could have put some Lee Press On Nails (French Manicure grrrr)on that contraption to atleast make it look like a 'Ladies' hand!

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  8. The Mistress11:27 AM, September 19, 2006

    HE: *wonders how you know the brand name of these nails*

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