Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hello! Canada


Photo © MJ, Infomaniac


The premiere Canadian edition of Hello! Magazine is on the newsstands.

Everyone loves reading about Celine Dion, don’t they?
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20 comments:

  1. The Mistress11:52 AM, September 05, 2006

    Tickers: How about Avril Lavigne, then?

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  2. Romeo Morningwood11:59 AM, September 05, 2006

    Ooh la la!
    I am craving her in my swimsuit area!
    I would rather see Shatner.

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  3. Anonymous12:13 PM, September 05, 2006

    if i have to listen to celine dion one more time...she's been in the us for how many years and she still doesn't speak clear english? i mean, damn, we can understand shakira better. heck, we can understand tommy lee better when he's normal!

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  4. The Mistress12:27 PM, September 05, 2006

    HE: Shatner, eh? Give me a few minutes and I'll come up with something for you.

    Pink: She probably never leaves her compound to mingle with the plebs.

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  5. Anonymous12:35 PM, September 05, 2006

    mj - you mean to tell us that you didn't hang out with ole celine when you went brothel-shopping in Vegas?

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  6. The Mistress12:44 PM, September 05, 2006

    Pink: Non. Je Ne Veux Pas.

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  7. The Mistress12:46 PM, September 05, 2006

    HE: Since you'd rather see Shatner, here’s an earlier posting I did about William Shatner’s butt.

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  8. S.I.D.3:26 PM, September 05, 2006

    You know why Celine Dion came from Canada, because you rearrange her name and you get "Lice done in"

    Maybe its April in disguise?

    But more likely there is "codeine nil"
    for that fucking good headache she gives.

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  9. The Mistress3:36 PM, September 05, 2006

    SID: Nice anagrams. But you're one to talk with your nest of nits. Especially the ones gone south.

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  10. FirstNations3:55 PM, September 05, 2006

    mj: give a bitch a chance to update!
    hello! magazine is where i found out that there is really a person named Hotblack. not Desiato Hotblack, but some dumbass realtor or something in england with the last name 'Hotblack'.
    that was back in 1984.

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  11. The Mistress4:02 PM, September 05, 2006

    FN: I think that Hotblack is the name Awaiting uses on her "business" cards.

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  12. Billy5:30 PM, September 05, 2006

    FN: Hotblack Desiato is an estate agents in Islington, London. For some unknown reason Douglas Adams nicked it to use as the name for his Floyd-esque rock band.

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  13. Billy5:32 PM, September 05, 2006

    oops the band are called Disaster Area aren't they?

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  14. The Mistress6:24 PM, September 05, 2006

    Billy: Disaster Area, the loudest band in the Universe? And Hotback Desiato was the frontman? Have I got it right?

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  15. FirstNations8:37 PM, September 05, 2006

    ...you see? and i have HELLO magazine to thank for that.

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  16. Prunella Jones9:05 PM, September 05, 2006

    Beauty, eh. Do they have any updates on those Degrassi kids?

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  17. The Mistress9:18 PM, September 05, 2006

    FN: Yes, but that was the UK edition. Are you going to buy the Canadian edition? Really?

    Pru: I didn't notice. Means I have to go back to the newsstand to thumb through a copy without purchasing, like the cheapskate I am.

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  18. The Mistress10:59 PM, September 05, 2006

    Maidink: No. We won't take her back. Unless you make it worth our while. Who will you give us in return?

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  19. FirstNations3:41 PM, September 06, 2006

    if they publish naked pictures of Farley Mowat, honey, I'm be layin out them loonies!

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  20. The Mistress4:06 PM, September 06, 2006

    FN: *laffs*
    How about Alex Trebek?

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