Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hello! Canada


Photo © MJ, Infomaniac


The premiere Canadian edition of Hello! Magazine is on the newsstands.

Everyone loves reading about Celine Dion, don’t they?

22 comments:

  1. Tickers: How about Avril Lavigne, then?

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  2. Ooh la la!
    I am craving her in my swimsuit area!
    I would rather see Shatner.

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  3. if i have to listen to celine dion one more time...she's been in the us for how many years and she still doesn't speak clear english? i mean, damn, we can understand shakira better. heck, we can understand tommy lee better when he's normal!

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  4. HE: Shatner, eh? Give me a few minutes and I'll come up with something for you.

    Pink: She probably never leaves her compound to mingle with the plebs.

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  5. mj - you mean to tell us that you didn't hang out with ole celine when you went brothel-shopping in Vegas?

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  6. HE: Since you'd rather see Shatner, here’s an earlier posting I did about William Shatner’s butt.

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  7. You know why Celine Dion came from Canada, because you rearrange her name and you get "Lice done in"

    Maybe its April in disguise?

    But more likely there is "codeine nil"
    for that fucking good headache she gives.

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  8. SID: Nice anagrams. But you're one to talk with your nest of nits. Especially the ones gone south.

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  9. mj: give a bitch a chance to update!
    hello! magazine is where i found out that there is really a person named Hotblack. not Desiato Hotblack, but some dumbass realtor or something in england with the last name 'Hotblack'.
    that was back in 1984.

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  10. FN: I think that Hotblack is the name Awaiting uses on her "business" cards.

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  11. FN: Hotblack Desiato is an estate agents in Islington, London. For some unknown reason Douglas Adams nicked it to use as the name for his Floyd-esque rock band.

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  12. oops the band are called Disaster Area aren't they?

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  13. Billy: Disaster Area, the loudest band in the Universe? And Hotback Desiato was the frontman? Have I got it right?

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  14. ...you see? and i have HELLO magazine to thank for that.

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  15. Beauty, eh. Do they have any updates on those Degrassi kids?

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  16. FN: Yes, but that was the UK edition. Are you going to buy the Canadian edition? Really?

    Pru: I didn't notice. Means I have to go back to the newsstand to thumb through a copy without purchasing, like the cheapskate I am.

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  17. I would have bumped Celine out of the opening page and put in the hottie on the first page of the musician section, Beyonce Knowles.

    Oooo, Beyonce. Now that woman is H-O-T smmmooooookiiiiiinnnnn!!!

    *foots starts tapping rapidly at the mention of her name*

    See? It's a natural reaction for Beyonce.

    Now Celine?

    *foot unmoving*

    Can't you Canucks take her back from LV?

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  18. Maidink: No. We won't take her back. Unless you make it worth our while. Who will you give us in return?

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  19. if they publish naked pictures of Farley Mowat, honey, I'm be layin out them loonies!

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  20. FN: *laffs*
    How about Alex Trebek?

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