Saturday, September 09, 2006

Behold: The Power of MJ

Maidink mentioned recently that I could probably kick her ass with one leg tied behind my back.

Too right Maidink. Too right.




MJ warms up as she prepares to give Maidink a good swift arse-kicking



MJ vs. Maidink. Who’s your money on?
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31 comments:

  1. The Mistress7:12 AM, September 09, 2006

    Minion: You know who's gonna kick your arse? Midget Arse, that's who. She was on a "yay I'm first" roll until you came along.

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  2. The Mistress7:39 AM, September 09, 2006

    Minion: You're in luck. Midget Arse is at the Robbie Williams concert so she won't be kicking your arse ... today.

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  3. Divian10:27 AM, September 09, 2006

    I don't know...when I picture you I still have visions a a 50's housewife or Betty Crocker from all those vintage ads you post. Maidink seems like she can seriously hold her own and there is a certain toughness in her voice too...like 'yeah, I look good but I can tae-kwon do your ass from here to next week".

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  4. WithinWithout10:38 AM, September 09, 2006

    Geez, that must hurt...

    But you haven't shown us what Maidink might be capable of. And flexibility isn't everything.

    When does the big battle start?

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  5. The Mistress11:23 AM, September 09, 2006

    Minion: You like to live life on the edge, don't you?

    Awaiting: Mr MJ will tell you I'm no Betty Crocker.

    WW: There won't be a big battle unless one of us royally pisses the other one off. I'm fond of our Maidink and this grudge match is strictly hypothetical. It's good to know who's the biggest arse-kicker just in case we ever have a falling out. :)

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice12:50 PM, September 09, 2006

    Ewwwwww! The hand that's grasping the pole looks like it's coming out of her minky!

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  7. The Mistress1:12 PM, September 09, 2006

    IDV: As the title says, "Behold: The Power of MJ."

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  8. Anonymous1:54 PM, September 09, 2006

    minion - it's taken me this long to realize it's mai-dink. i'm really slow, apparently.

    mj - i think you could take maidink. we've seen what she looks like, but you are still an enigma.

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  9. The Mistress1:58 PM, September 09, 2006

    Pink: At first glance I thought you said I'm an enema.

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  10. S.I.D.2:46 PM, September 09, 2006

    As long as there's a mud bath, a bottle of Jameson's whiskey and "whipped" potates on offer while I watch, I really don't mind who wins.

    Can I fight the loser?

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  11. The Mistress4:19 PM, September 09, 2006

    SID, gag that bitch.

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  12. S.I.D.4:32 PM, September 09, 2006

    Ow that hurt bitch!

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  13. The Mistress5:01 PM, September 09, 2006

    throws a bowl of poutine at SID and Maidink.

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  14. Anonymous5:07 PM, September 09, 2006

    My moneys on Maidink. She's got 50 years more youth on her side.

    And less cellulite to weigh her ankles down.

    We think.

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  15. The Mistress5:12 PM, September 09, 2006

    Piggy: My tits are bigger. I can give her whiplash with one fling of a knocker.

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  16. WithinWithout5:26 PM, September 09, 2006

    Now I'm startin' to like this...and MJ's brought breasts back into the equation.

    Women's mudwrasslin', super flexibility, knockers, minkies, poles, tied legs...

    Will FN take on the winner? Are you charging yet for tickets?

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  17. S.I.D.5:45 PM, September 09, 2006

    *Eats poutine while watching MJ pouting*

    *swift kick to MJs temple*

    Nice one Maidink!

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  18. The Mistress6:25 PM, September 09, 2006

    Pardon my absence. I was waiting for the Jello to set for our upcoming nude jello wrestling round.

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  19. CeCe6:30 PM, September 09, 2006

    go MJ, kick her snotty American ass!

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  20. phlegmfatale7:18 PM, September 09, 2006

    well, it's not bragging if it's true.

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  21. Anonymous7:23 PM, September 09, 2006

    Well I'll be neutral on this one.

    Wow the old woman is the bomb! She is like this old lady on this Coldplay video

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  22. The Mistress7:24 PM, September 09, 2006

    *waves to WW and CeCe*
    Didn't mean to ignore you but I was busy disrobing for the next event.

    Phlegmfatale: Exactly.

    Maidink: *ducks and springs back up*
    Get nekkid and into the Jello vat.

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  23. The Mistress7:25 PM, September 09, 2006

    Charles: Traitor. What if there was money riding it?

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  24. The Mistress7:41 PM, September 09, 2006

    Maidink: You'll find out when I push your face into it.

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  25. The Mistress8:20 PM, September 09, 2006

    In the interest of foreign relations I accept your truce.

    But first I'm blasting Celine Dion tunes through your window all night.

    *chugs beer*

    *burps*

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  26. Anonymous8:24 PM, September 09, 2006

    No! No truce!

    I once read a story in the newspaper that reported the death of some woman.

    Not funny that she died, obviously, but funny that they found her slumped at the table with her face in a bowl of jelly. Strawberry, if I remember.

    Yes. That's the pic we'd liek to see of MJ - found at the breakfast table, face in a bowl of jelly, nickers at ankles and a small puppy licking the drips from her gash.

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  27. Anonymous8:26 PM, September 09, 2006

    Hopefully someone will call the RSPCA to save the puppy before any serious harm comes to it.

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  28. Anonymous8:37 PM, September 09, 2006

    Hopefully MJ will feel the buzz from the beer bottle when you hit her with it.

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  29. WithinWithout8:52 PM, September 09, 2006

    BOOO! HISS!!!

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  30. gautami tripathy1:24 AM, September 10, 2006

    I can't take sides. Thus I put my money on both....

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  31. The Mistress8:32 AM, September 10, 2006

    Welcome Gautami Tripathy! We've called a truce (for now) so all bets are off.

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