Thursday, September 07, 2006

Beauty Tip

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21 comments:

  1. Pamer12:53 PM, September 07, 2006

    I hear that "my jaw is getting sore" comment all the time...well dammit, my jaw gets sore too after 2 hours of being a cunning linguist and i don't complain...although i sometimes have a hard time pronouncing my "m" sounds

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  2. Anonymous1:46 PM, September 07, 2006

    Too much oral sex? What do you mean by that?

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  3. Tazzy2:09 PM, September 07, 2006

    i wonder if that is why victoria beckham is always pouting ????

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  4. The Mistress2:20 PM, September 07, 2006

    Pamer & Vicus: I'm sorry but I can't hear you with your mouths full.

    Midget Arse: Ha! I just think she's had too many collagen injections in her lips.

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  5. The Mistress6:07 PM, September 07, 2006

    Maidink: Your medical bills must be astronomical.

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  6. Prunella Jones8:03 PM, September 07, 2006

    Aha that explains Paris Hilton's face.

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  7. FirstNations8:44 PM, September 07, 2006

    mwuh? fuh buh guh nngh bnn dll.
    - ffuh dgh bb ffff hgng!

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  8. WithinWithout10:02 PM, September 07, 2006

    You have just set 21st century sexual awareness and satisfaction back about 100 years, you know.

    And this will go both ways. I will miss the sweet nectar...

    However, your post prompted a Web search seeking some smart-ass retort, which resulted in something entirely different in a new post at my place.

    Fellatio of an equine kind that some religious crazies "stumbled" upon.

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  9. The Mistress1:17 AM, September 08, 2006

    Pru: At this rate her face will collapse by age 30.

    Maidink: You'd better be insured up the yingyang.

    FN: What have I told the others about talking with their mouths full?

    WW: Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just reporting is all.

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  10. WithinWithout1:28 AM, September 08, 2006

    Right, sorry. My gun was cocked. Accidentally pulled the trigger.

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  11. The Mistress1:33 AM, September 08, 2006

    WW: *reads hidden Freudian meaning into cocking of gun and pulling of trigger*

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  12. S.I.D.12:25 PM, September 08, 2006

    Especially if its horses eh MJ?

    Tell us about the horses you keep out the back.

    Brought to you by Word Verifier LYKIC

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  13. The Mistress1:21 PM, September 08, 2006

    SID: Correction. Your Word Verifier is BITEME

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  14. S.I.D.3:49 PM, September 08, 2006

    Neigh??

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  15. The Mistress4:00 PM, September 08, 2006

    SID: Word Verifier FECKOFF

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  16. WithinWithout11:40 PM, September 08, 2006

    What. Me? No such hidden meaning intended.

    *Nose grows...*

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  17. The Mistress1:11 AM, September 09, 2006

    WW: NOSE grows? *obvious hidden meaning*

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  18. phlegmfatale7:35 PM, September 09, 2006

    You know, I think it might actually be the case with Victoria Beckham. Someone should volunteer for a study of whether it's actually possible to tire of sucking the sweat off Becks' balls.

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  19. The Mistress7:42 PM, September 09, 2006

    I've haven't tired of sucking it off Alessandro Del Piero's.

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  20. Romeo Morningwood7:47 PM, September 10, 2006

    There is too much AURAL sex..
    which is 'listening' to other people talk about sex!

    and wouldn't ORAL sex literally mean just TALKING about sex
    or maybe having phone sex....

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  21. The Mistress11:20 PM, September 10, 2006

    HE: Phone sex? Ask Pink. That's how she makes a living.

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