Thursday, September 07, 2006

Beauty Tip

21 comments:

  1. I hear that "my jaw is getting sore" comment all the time...well dammit, my jaw gets sore too after 2 hours of being a cunning linguist and i don't complain...although i sometimes have a hard time pronouncing my "m" sounds

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  2. Too much oral sex? What do you mean by that?

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  3. i wonder if that is why victoria beckham is always pouting ????

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  4. Pamer & Vicus: I'm sorry but I can't hear you with your mouths full.

    Midget Arse: Ha! I just think she's had too many collagen injections in her lips.

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  5. Maidink: Your medical bills must be astronomical.

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  6. Aha that explains Paris Hilton's face.

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  7. mwuh? fuh buh guh nngh bnn dll.
    - ffuh dgh bb ffff hgng!

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  8. You have just set 21st century sexual awareness and satisfaction back about 100 years, you know.

    And this will go both ways. I will miss the sweet nectar...

    However, your post prompted a Web search seeking some smart-ass retort, which resulted in something entirely different in a new post at my place.

    Fellatio of an equine kind that some religious crazies "stumbled" upon.

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  9. Pru: At this rate her face will collapse by age 30.

    Maidink: You'd better be insured up the yingyang.

    FN: What have I told the others about talking with their mouths full?

    WW: Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just reporting is all.

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  10. Right, sorry. My gun was cocked. Accidentally pulled the trigger.

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  11. WW: *reads hidden Freudian meaning into cocking of gun and pulling of trigger*

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  12. Especially if its horses eh MJ?

    Tell us about the horses you keep out the back.

    Brought to you by Word Verifier LYKIC

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  13. SID: Correction. Your Word Verifier is BITEME

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  14. What. Me? No such hidden meaning intended.

    *Nose grows...*

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  15. WW: NOSE grows? *obvious hidden meaning*

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  16. You know, I think it might actually be the case with Victoria Beckham. Someone should volunteer for a study of whether it's actually possible to tire of sucking the sweat off Becks' balls.

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  17. I've haven't tired of sucking it off Alessandro Del Piero's.

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  18. There is too much AURAL sex..
    which is 'listening' to other people talk about sex!

    and wouldn't ORAL sex literally mean just TALKING about sex
    or maybe having phone sex....

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  19. HE: Phone sex? Ask Pink. That's how she makes a living.

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