The MistressMobile

Just taking the MistressMobile out for a test drive before Mistress MJ sets out on her World Domination Tour…


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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?

Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring

Mistress MJ doesn’t smoke but if she did, she would accessorize with this…


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The Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring is the ideal gift for lazy smokers who can’t be bothered to grip the cigarette (or “fag” if you’re British) between their fingers.

Order yours today through the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

Night In WithTelly

Mistress MJ is enjoying a quiet night in with telly and will catch up with you bitches later.

Filthy Friday

Today’s Filthy Friday submission was sent in by Thombeau.


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Yes, you heard me.

THOMBEAU.

Golden Girls Nesting Dolls

While I’m waiting for you bitches to purchase our overstock of foundation garments, my I interest you in a set of Golden Girls Nesting Dolls?


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Foundation Garments

Today only on the Infomaniac Shopping Network…Half-price foundation garments!

As modeled by Miss Normadesmond…




And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...




And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…

Your Call Is Important To Us

You have reached the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Your call is important to us.

Please stay on the line and Mr. Nude Infomaniac will be with you shortly…


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Call Now!

The Infomaniac Shopping Network wants your business!



Mr. Nude Infomaniac is standing by to take your call!

Place your orders now and tell him what you want!

Infomaniac Shopping Network

Welcome to the Infomaniac Shopping Network*.

By now you’ve each selected one of our exciting package deals and you’re ready for your next purchase.

Call NOW and receive this jumbo wine glass...


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Holds a full bottle of wine! (wine not included).

Act now! Only$12.99!

Discontinue use of Jumbo Wine Glass if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

*thanks to Hayward for naming our new service the “Infomaniac Shopping Network”. Hayward will receive a free jumbo wine glass, a bottle of cheap plonk merlot and a visit from Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

Public Service Announcement #7

Help keep this area clean.



This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Package Deals

Package Deal #1:

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Left to right: Normadesmond and Jason.
Available as a set only. Not sold separately.


Package Deal #2:

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Left to right: Mago, Princess and XL.
All three making their debut drag appearance together. Book early and save.


Package Deal #3:

The combo deal! Book both package deal #1 AND package deal #2 TOGETHER and SAVE SAVE SAVE!

And as a bonus, we’ll throw in Mr. Nude Infomaniac!...

Boudoir Fashions

Which slipper best reveals your personality?...


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Infomaniac Bitches Paint the Town

They’re dressed up and ready to hit the town for a weekend to remember.

Ask The Cool Cookie, Mean Dirty Pirate, Hayward, Normadesmond and Jason.


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Not necessarily in the order pictured.

Filthy Friday

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Spanking Session In Progress

The good news is that Mistress MJ can finally resume swimming and horseback riding.

The bad news is that she cannot join you yet again.



Miss Scarlet is undergoing a rigorous training session at the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch and Mistress MJ must see to it that she fills her quota.

Form an orderly queue, please.

Infomaniac Spanking Ranch

Welcome to the Infomaniac Spanking Ranch.



Book your appointment today with Infomaniac’s Official Spanker, Miss Scarlet.

Note: Mistress MJ is still suffering from Satanic Cramps From Hell and cannot join you.

Monthly Blackout

Plans for world domination are put on hold as Mistress MJ succumbs to her monthly blackout and Satanic cramps from hell.


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Back in a few days.

First We Take Manhattan

Mistress MJ ponders which town to overthrow today…


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Mistress MJ: Coming soon to your town.

Are You Feminine?

We want to know...


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Source: How to Find Your Man by Joe Bonomo, 1954

• Do you remember daintiness, at all times?

• Can you wear slacks or shorts and still be girlish . . . and do you avoid them otherwise?

• When you're dressing for an evening date, do you avoid mannish suits?

• Do you always remember that white gloves, or a white collar, should be spotless?

• Do you take the time to use a drop of perfume . . . to put on a piece of jewelry. . . Not too much of it, please!

• Do you watch your posture . . . never sprawling or slouching?

• Do you remember not to stride . . . to walk with a spring that looks as if you like to dance?

• Do you watch the way you use your voice in conversation?

You've a good start if you can answer 'yes' to these! An even better start if that's every day. . . not just when you have a date. Remember, you never can tell who's looking!

Filthy Friday - Mr. Nude Infomaniac

Mistress MJ took a brief summer hiatus but there’s no rest for Mr. Nude Infomaniac.

As well as attending ribbon cutting ceremonies for truck stops, our Mean Dirty Pirate (aka Ayem8y) has been hard at work on a poolside photo shoot.







Won’t you jump in the pool and join him?

Reservations Are Now Being Accepted

Word of mouth spreads, making the Infomaniac Diner the hottest spot in town…


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Book your table now to avoid disappointment.

The Infomaniac Diner

Join us at the Infomaniac Diner…


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Now open 24 hours a day!

Public Service Announcement #6

Curiosity about the sex equipment of other men is natural in human males, and may lead to sexual experimentation.

Suck It And See

Suck it and see – it’s magic!


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We’ve all either heard that line or said it, haven’t we?

Pride Weekend, Continued

Unable to comfortably take more than five inches (of heel), Mistress MJ loses the rainbow slippers and hitches up the houseboys for a ride home…


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Fag Hag Heaven

Pride weekend, bitches!

Mr. Nude Infomaniac has kindly loaned Mistress MJ his rainbow slippers…


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Unfortunately, they’re so big I’ll need to use mattresses as insoles.

Mistress MJ will enjoy cocktails, costume changes and queer camaraderie with her houseboys in tow.

But it’s not all fun fun fun, oh no.

Mistress MJ has been assigned a duty…

Official Sun Tan Lotion Applicator!



Well, somebody’s gotta do it.

See you between tanning sessions.

In The Summer, When It Sizzles

Hot enough for ya?

Filthy Friday

Mistress MJ was shocked to discover that we haven't posted a Filthy Friday since May!

So let's make up for lost time, shall we?


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Hiatus Halted

Infomaniac is back!


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Well, we never really went away, did we?

What with all the interruptions regarding the comments conundrum… not to mention our posting madly away over at The Hair Hall of Fame.

So we officially declare the summer hiatus over.

However, there are going to be some changes around here.

Mistress MJ’s schedule for the rest of the year may be hectic at times and unpredictable.



Therefore, do not expect daily postings like in the good old days. You’ll get them when Mistress MJ is good and ready and you’ll be glad of it.

Ditto for Filthy Fridays. Not every Friday will be a filthy one so get used to it.

In other words, you will take whatever Mistress MJ gives you and accept it with a smile.

Welcome back, bitches!

Sunday’s Sin

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.



I have been neglecting my blog and posting on The Hair Hall of Fame instead.

That’s right. The Hair Hall of Fame is the other woman.

I Heart Infomaniac Bitches

My comments are back! My comments are back!

Get down on your knees and thank this man…



Eroswings launched a tireless crusade on a Blogger help forum to have my missing comments AND Leni Qinan’s missing comments restored.

And with the help of many of you Infomaniac Bitches, his efforts were a huge success.

The Google/Blogger support team, especially Nitecruzr, Gatsby, and DarkUFO, also deserve a big round of applause for looking into the problem and coming up with a solution.

I’d like to thank Eroswings who campaigned hard for the past month on our behalf. The time and effort Eros put into this campaign is astounding and I am deeply indebted to him.

Thanks to ALL the Infomaniac Bitches who supported Eroswings’ campaign during this topsy turvy period.

I could list all of you individually but I’m on summer hiatus, dammit, and besides, I thanked a number of you previously here when my missing blog was restored.

But let it be said loud and clear…

I HEART INFOMANIAC BITCHES!

Note what Ayem8y said, “MJ's comments are starting to grow back all over the place. It's a genuine miracle. Next thing you know her image of the stripey tights will begin to appear in breakfast toast across the land.”

Mistress MJ once again resumes her summer hiatus.

Summer Hiatus Returns

Mistress MJ now resumes her summer hiatus.



If you’re lacking for something to do, visit some of the fine bitches listed on our blogroll.

Put Your Vuvuzelas DOWN!

The World Cup is over.

Much to your relief, Mistress MJ will not be discussing it for another four years.



So you can pack up your vuvuzelas and flip flops and go home.

But first, go over and visit our token Spanish Infomaniac Bitch, Leni Qinan, and wish her congratulations on Spain’s big win.

This just in from Leni…

“You would enjoy the street party here: there’s music, dancing and Spanish wine for everybody. And when the wine is over, I suppose everybody will start jumping nekid into the fountains! :)”

¡Felicitaciones, Leni!

Ball Watching

Mistress MJ will be preoccupied on Sunday with her eye on the ball(s).



Enjoy the World Cup, fellow footie bitches!

The rest of you can tell us how you plan to spend your Sunday.

Queer of the Year Contest

The search is on for the Queer of the Year!



The Queer of the Year Contest is open to people from all over the world and here’s what’s up for grabs …

- 5 free trips to Montreal
- Spa package, fancy restaurant dinner, and $3000 shopping spree for the winner
- The title of “Queer of the Year”

Deadline: July 15, 2010.

Be sure to let us know if you enter.

Have any of you bitches ever been to Montreal? Mistress MJ highly recommends you visit Canada’s most fab city.

We’re convinced an Infomaniac Bitch will snatch the crown!



Note: Thanks to Montréal Ambassador, Daniel Baylis, for emailing Mistress MJ with the details.

Say No To Flip Flops

Mistress MJ has been temporarily driven out of her summer hiatus by news that some of you are wearing flip flops.



Are you not aware how slovenly they look?

Why not just wear a sign proclaiming to the world that you have given up?

Besides, Mistress MJ cannot stand the “flip flop” noise they make as you shuffle along.

Is it not enough that I have to contend with the din of lawnmowers and weed whackers all summer long?

Must I listen to your flippity-floppity flip flop feet as well?

Summer Fashion

Just because Mistress MJ is on hiatus doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping her eye on your fashion faux-pas.

She does NOT want to catch any of you dressed like this…



And she shouldn’t have to remind you about unfashionable footwear.

No socks with sandals and no Crocs.

Mistress MJ has spoken.

You may go forth and enjoy your summer now.

Public Service Announcement #5

A reminder that Mistress MJ is on summer hiatus but I can’t go without reminding you about water safety.



Remember when you’re swimming to “buddy up!”

Always swim with a partner.

Be water smart and stay safe this summer.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Everybody Out Of The Pool!

UPDATE: (July 5) The Google guys are working on my comments problem. Let's hope it gets solved.

We interrupt this party to bring you a public service announcement from our friend Eroswings. You can read about it HERE.

Eros is valiantly leading a crusade to have my missing comments restored and the comments of fellow Infomaniac bitch Leni Qinan.

All my comments on your blogs (and my blog) have been wiped out. Also, any comments I leave using my regular log-in/stripey tights avatar mysteriously vanish after 24 hours.

Eros asks you to “Please help us spread the word and join in our group action starting Wednesday 30 June 2010 to Tuesday 6 July 2010.”

Mistress MJ hopes you can visit Eroswings HERE to read about how Infomaniac bitches can make a difference and restore the missing comments.

After all, it was the work of Eroswings and many of you bitches who helped restore Infomaniac when it was removed earlier this month.

You may now return to the party in progress. (see previous post)



Note: Mistress MJ returns now to her summer hiatus.