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Well, we never really went away, did we?
What with all the interruptions regarding the comments conundrum… not to mention our posting madly away over at The Hair Hall of Fame.
So we officially declare the summer hiatus over.
However, there are going to be some changes around here.
Mistress MJ’s schedule for the rest of the year may be hectic at times and unpredictable.
Therefore, do not expect daily postings like in the good old days. You’ll get them when Mistress MJ is good and ready and you’ll be glad of it.
Ditto for Filthy Fridays. Not every Friday will be a filthy one so get used to it.
In other words, you will take whatever Mistress MJ gives you and accept it with a smile.
Welcome back, bitches!
1st
ReplyDeleteAND YAY!!!!
PS: Was The Mistress expelled from the rehab program?
ReplyDeleteLots of bloggers are getting too busy to post often these days. I'm lucky to "pinch off" two posts a week, unlike my "post diarrhea" of years ago. Perhaps we should try a laxative...
ReplyDeletethe High anus is over?
ReplyDeleteDarn.
as long as we don't get Cake Fart Friday instead.
ReplyDeletethey pop into the confessional and think that fixes everything......honey, god himself is inside that 8-ball and he has a surprise for you.
ReplyDeleteIt's the quality, not the quantity, that keeps us coming back for more!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!
Is it just me or did the lady in the cartoon just got released from the prison in the background?
Oh no, don't tell me you are re-decorating again? Remember what happened in the basement with all your house boys?? Don't you??
ReplyDeleteOh well, I'll be here. You know that.
I wish I could get rid of my hiatus hernia!
ReplyDeleteXL: 1st
ReplyDeleteAND YAY!!!!
PS: Was The Mistress expelled from the rehab program?
I’m not just out on a day pass this time.
HEFF: Lots of bloggers are getting too busy to post often these days. I'm lucky to "pinch off" two posts a week, unlike my "post diarrhea" of years ago. Perhaps we should try a laxative...
If you’re suggesting I should insert a suppository up your ass, you can forget about it.
JASON: the High anus is over?
Darn.
That and the annus horribilis.
LULU: as long as we don't get Cake Fart Friday instead.
What a splendid idea, Miss Lulu!
NORMADESMOND: they pop into the confessional and think that fixes everything......honey, god himself is inside that 8-ball and he has a surprise for you.
You can’t scare me, Norma.
Satan has been paralyzed!
EROS: It's the quality, not the quantity, that keeps us coming back for more!
Welcome back!
Is it just me or did the lady in the cartoon just got released from the prison in the background?
Not being able to comment was like blogging prison.
Thankfully, you and the Infomaniac Bitches released me.
RANDOM: Oh no, don't tell me you are re-decorating again? Remember what happened in the basement with all your house boys?? Don't you??
Oh well, I'll be here. You know that.
And by basement you mean the oubliette?
GEOFF: I wish I could get rid of my hiatus hernia!
Mistress MJ is a blogger, Geoff.
Not a miracle healer.
Ah. Real world blogging, at last. Now I won't feel so lazy.
ReplyDelete* smiles and takes it as MJ suggests *
welcome back, sugar! i'm still on r&r. xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteSo basically we will have to bend over and take it.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me!
IVD: Ah. Real world blogging, at last. Now I won't feel so lazy.
ReplyDelete* smiles and takes it as MJ suggests *
Just keep baking us those wee cakes and we’ll be happy.
SAVANNAH: welcome back, sugar! i'm still on r&r.
Well get off him!
The poor man.
CYBERPOOF: So basically we will have to bend over and take it.
Works for me!
Yes, bend over and take it.
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
Dear Mistress of recent Distress...
ReplyDeleteGlad that you have survived another attempted rehab stint.
Like the light bulb surrounded by arguing social workers...as to whether it wants to change... when will they get it?...
We love you just as you are, and will be happy with what ever little trinkets you are prepared to share with us whenever the whim takes you.
Your Loyal Bitches will be here waiting on your every word...
Now... sit back... open that bottle of Jamiesons... and get to it..
kabuki will be facing danger with every blog posted. And loving it!
ReplyDeleteIt's called relay blogging. I have been doing it for ages now.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, MJ.
PRINCESS: Dear Mistress of recent Distress...
ReplyDeleteGlad that you have survived another attempted rehab stint.
Like the light bulb surrounded by arguing social workers...as to whether it wants to change... when will they get it?...
We love you just as you are, and will be happy with what ever little trinkets you are prepared to share with us whenever the whim takes you.
Your Loyal Bitches will be here waiting on your every word...
Now... sit back... open that bottle of Jamiesons... and get to it..
You’ll be happy to know I put up quite a fight at rehab.
By the way, I keep forgetting that it’s winter Down Under.
Are you snuggled up with your muff?
KABUKI: kabuki will be facing danger with every blog posted. And loving it!
Tell me why
Is it so
Don't wanna let you go!
I never can say goodbye boy, ooh baby
I never can say goodbye
No,no,no...no,no,no...no,no,no!
UBERMOUTH: It's called relay blogging. I have been doing it for ages now.
Welcome back, MJ.
Ta.
Oooh, I love it when you talk to us like that. It makes me all tingly.
ReplyDeleteOf course you couldn't. There are things that women just aren't as good at. Putting it, is one of them
ReplyDeleteTalk about a flashback! That was me in that fight... Cap and all...
ReplyDeleteNever a day passed without a laddered stocking...
And thankyou...I'm toasty warm in front of the fire... but the palais is usually a muff free zone...
PEENEE: Oooh, I love it when you talk to us like that. It makes me all tingly.
ReplyDeleteShut it before I slap you, you common dock whore.
CYBERPOOF: Of course you couldn't. There are things that women just aren't as good at. Putting it, is one of them
We’ve heard you’re good at “putting out”.
PRINCESS: Talk about a flashback! That was me in that fight... Cap and all...
Never a day passed without a laddered stocking...
And thankyou...I'm toasty warm in front of the fire... but the palais is usually a muff free zone...
I failed to notice your name tag, Nurse Ratched.
Welcome back, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteWill we see the houseboys performing Filthy Mon, Tues, Thurs, Wed, Sat and Sundays? That would be a great comeback change!
*waves goodbye in her flashy new transparent undies borrowed from the Hair Hall of Fame*.
LENI: Welcome back, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteWill we see the houseboys performing Filthy Mon, Tues, Thurs, Wed, Sat and Sundays? That would be a great comeback change!
*waves goodbye in her flashy new transparent undies borrowed from the Hair Hall of Fame*.
May I point out that the undies are not intended to be worn on your head.
Hurray! The MJ drought is finally over. Let's get sopping wet.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Hurray! The MJ drought is finally over. Let's get sopping wet.
ReplyDeleteYou’re moist already, aren’t you dear?
NORMADESMOND: they pop into the confessional and think that fixes everything......honey, god himself is inside that 8-ball and he has a surprise for you.
ReplyDeleteYou can’t scare me, Norma.
Satan has been paralyzed!
GOTTA LOVE THAT RECORD LABEL....DIP!
NORMADESMOND: You can also have the thrill of watching the song performed by Christian pirate puppets.
ReplyDeleteSo, like, the stitches are nearly healed and the post-lift swelling is in check?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! I'll ring for some champers!
Hoo-ray!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU welcome back!
xoxoxo
SMJ
MICHAEL GUY: So, like, the stitches are nearly healed and the post-lift swelling is in check?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! I'll ring for some champers!
You’re not talking to Jocelyn Wildenstein, you know.
Now pour that champagne into my slipper.
SALTY MISS JILL: Hoo-ray!!!
YOU welcome back!
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
mj, that youtube video pushed me over. i'm a christian now. bye.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: mj, that youtube video pushed me over. i'm a christian now. bye.
ReplyDeleteCome back to the dark side, Norma!
***slave Damien reads the post taking careful note of the Mistress's direct and authoritarian tone and shivers with sensual delight***
ReplyDeleteWelcome back My Mistress :)
That's a good slave, Damien.
ReplyDeletea little bit here and there is better than none.....glad you're back....!
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: a little bit here and there is better than none.....glad you're back....!
ReplyDeleteHow could I stay away from you lot?