Mr. Nude Infomaniac has kindly loaned Mistress MJ his rainbow slippers…
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Unfortunately, they’re so big I’ll need to use mattresses as insoles.
Mistress MJ will enjoy cocktails, costume changes and queer camaraderie with her houseboys in tow.
But it’s not all fun fun fun, oh no.
Mistress MJ has been assigned a duty…
Official Sun Tan Lotion Applicator!
Well, somebody’s gotta do it.
See you between tanning sessions.
As an official "fag hag", your duties are quite simple:
ReplyDeletelisten to your fags...
(and vice versa, of course.)
They will never steer you wrong (unless you get in the way of a cute boy, then they'll cut a bitch).
Is The Mistress doing some faith healing on that guy?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure having your mattresses close to hand will come in useful.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the shoes. Damn!!
ReplyDeleteWear them with PRIDE!
ReplyDeleteAlso if you click the heels together three times your clothes will magically fall off.
Happy Pride.
ReplyDeleteI tend to steer clear of those things because I always get into trouble.
No, Dungeon Master Don, you may not mummify me
but really, is THAT the head you're concerned about? i hardly think so.
ReplyDeleteThose shoes are the bomb :)
ReplyDelete*** places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***
JASON: As an official "fag hag", your duties are quite simple:
ReplyDeletelisten to your fags...
(and vice versa, of course.)
They will never steer you wrong (unless you get in the way of a cute boy, then they'll cut a bitch).
As a seasoned fag hag, Mistress MJ knows when to step aside.
That’s not to say my camera won’t be rolling from a distance, however.
XL: Is The Mistress doing some faith healing on that guy?
Mistress is administering the lightning-bolt cure; a smack to the forehead.
PEENEE: I'm sure having your mattresses close to hand will come in useful.
*smack*
And by smack, I mean slap.
MICHAEL RIVERS: LOVE the shoes. Damn!!
You think the SHOES are nice?
Have a look at the designer!
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Wear them with PRIDE!
Also if you click the heels together three times your clothes will magically fall off.
Excellent for costume changes.
But how do you walk any distance in these things without toppling over?
I’m going to have to cut an inch off.
Mistress MJ can’t take more than five inches.
CYBERPOOF: Happy Pride.
I tend to steer clear of those things because I always get into trouble.
No, Dungeon Master Don, you may not mummify me
Your Copenhagen Pride is coming up later this month, isn’t it?
NORMADESMOND: but really, is THAT the head you're concerned about? i hardly think so.
Because this is a family blog, we couldn’t show it.
DAMIEN: Those shoes are the bomb :)
*** places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***
At 5.5 inches, they’re made for drag queens, not your Mistress.
She’ll fling them at someone’s head if you don’t personally carry her from venue to venue.
Ooh, they might fit me!
ReplyDelete* clicks designer link *
Cor, bloody hells! Brian Atwood is gorgeous!
“But how do you walk any distance in these things without toppling over?”
ReplyDeleteWho said anything about walking in them? These are my running shoes.
It puts the lotion on...
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to wear your sunglasses, lest you get blinded by all the fabulousness.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, maybe. It's not like I'm going.
ReplyDeleteI was in London last year during Pride and Copenhagen certainly pales in comparison.
IdV the shoes fit you, the designer fits me.
ReplyDeleteI love it when we share
Make sure to rub plenty of lotion on the bits that you don't want to burn...it's half the fun.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you oot & aboot :)
xxxooo
(No I'm not back)
Our Pride Week and parade was a few weeks ago, but I'm always happen to pick up the flag.
ReplyDeleteIVD: Ooh, they might fit me!
ReplyDelete* clicks designer link *
Cor, bloody hells! Brian Atwood is gorgeous!
I suspect you’re arranging a private fitting with Brian Atwood as we speak.
MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: “But how do you walk any distance in these things without toppling over?”
Who said anything about walking in them? These are my running shoes.
Show off.
MICHAEL GUY: It puts the lotion on...
Eeek!
EROS: Don't forget to wear your sunglasses, lest you get blinded by all the fabulousness.
Too late!
CYBERPOOF: I don't know, maybe. It's not like I'm going.
I was in London last year during Pride and Copenhagen certainly pales in comparison.
IdV the shoes fit you, the designer fits me.
I love it when we share
You’ll be sorry you didn’t go if Brian Atwood shows up.
DONN: Make sure to rub plenty of lotion on the bits that you don't want to burn...it's half the fun.
Glad to see you oot & aboot :)
xxxooo
(No I'm not back)
Donnnnnnnnnnn!
BOXER: Our Pride Week and parade was a few weeks ago, but I'm always happen to pick up the flag.
I couldn’t make the drive down at the time.
I doubt he will, but yes. I would.
ReplyDeleteThey'll match your stripey tights.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I doubt he will, but yes. I would.
ReplyDeleteIt’s worth a try.
MITZI: They'll match your stripey tights.
One must keep that in mind when accessorizing.