Friday, July 30, 2010

In The Summer, When It Sizzles



Hot enough for ya?
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27 comments:

  1. Leah8:02 PM, July 30, 2010

    Oddly Brooklyn is cool tonight. But that rump is pretty hot.

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  2. Leah8:02 PM, July 30, 2010

    I like the word rump.

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  3. Leah8:02 PM, July 30, 2010

    And I was first, second, and third!

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  4. 63mago, not allowed in by blogger :)8:04 PM, July 30, 2010

    You need coolin' baby, I'm not fooling.

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  5. eroswings8:16 PM, July 30, 2010

    A cold shower would cool down the body just as fast as the A/C fanning your fanny.

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  6. LẌ8:36 PM, July 30, 2010

    Is The Mistress getting rug burns?

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  7. normadesmond8:41 PM, July 30, 2010

    are the louvers on the coldspot pointed in the correct direction and is the air conditioner blowing on your snatch?

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  8. The Mistress9:23 PM, July 30, 2010

    LEAH: Oddly Brooklyn is cool tonight. But that rump is pretty hot.
    I like the word rump.
    And I was first, second, and third!

    My rump is roasted.

    MAGO: You need coolin' baby, I'm not fooling.

    Franconian devil man!

    You KNOW Mistress likes that song!

    EROS: A cold shower would cool down the body just as fast as the A/C fanning your fanny.

    And by fanny, are you referring to the American meaning of the word or the British?

    XL: Is The Mistress getting rug burns?

    She is indeed.

    Fluff a pillow for me, would you and place it accordingly?

    NORMADESMOND: are the louvers on the coldspot pointed in the correct direction and is the air conditioner blowing on your snatch?

    *makes adjustment*

    Thanks, Norma. No wonder my snatch was sizzlin’.

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  9. Stacia9:46 PM, July 30, 2010

    Tragically, throughout the entire 1990s, the window unit I had was actually older than the one in the photo. It didn't have faux wood paneling or anything!

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  10. Anonymous10:24 PM, July 30, 2010

    Who knew Mistress MJ was so flexible! Do you take yoga? Is that the lotus ass bending fawn pose?

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  11. Princess12:10 AM, July 31, 2010

    Would you like Fries with that?....

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  12. 63mago, still not allowed in7:31 AM, July 31, 2010

    I think it's called "The Sultan's offering", Random.

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  13. CyberPete8:20 AM, July 31, 2010

    I thought it was called Paris when it sizzles, but as fond as I am about the classics I am thankful there are no photos of that skank

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  14. CyberPete8:20 AM, July 31, 2010

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  15. Inexplicable DeVice8:28 AM, July 31, 2010

    I believe our summer has now fizzled as we're inundated with drizzle.

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  16. The Mistress8:31 AM, July 31, 2010

    STACIA: Tragically, throughout the entire 1990s, the window unit I had was actually older than the one in the photo. It didn't have faux wood paneling or anything!

    What a clunker.

    Did you have to sit on top of it to keep cool?

    RANDOM CHICK: Who knew Mistress MJ was so flexible! Do you take yoga? Is that the lotus ass bending fawn pose?

    Yes, and don’t stand behind me after I’ve eaten a curry.

    PRINCESS: Would you like Fries with that?....

    These lightly toasted buns should be plenty, thank you.

    MAGO: I think it's called "The Sultan's offering", Random.

    On special, today only.

    CYBERPOOF: I thought it was called Paris when it sizzles, but as fond as I am about the classics I am thankful there are no photos of that skank

    Infomaniac is a PH-free zone.

    Don’t make me say her name.

    IVD: I believe our summer has now fizzled as we're inundated with drizzle.

    Fo shizzle?

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  17. CyberPete10:16 AM, July 31, 2010

    Say her name bitch!

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  18. 63mago10:34 AM, July 31, 2010

    Arn't you in love with Paris?

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  19. LẌ10:39 AM, July 31, 2010

    One thing about Paris did sizzle!

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  20. The Mistress10:56 AM, July 31, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Say her name bitch!

    Shut it.

    Usually the only time her name is mentioned around here is when YOU bring it up.

    MAGO: Arn't you in love with Paris?

    The city, not the socialite.

    XL: One thing about Paris did sizzle!

    *sweeps majestically back into room after video clip to agree with XL*

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  21. Heff11:29 AM, July 31, 2010

    Somebody HELP that poor girl ! She's gonna suffocate from her own tittage !

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  22. hayward2:22 PM, July 31, 2010

    A sculpture in this pose would make a lovely vase or planter.

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  23. CyberPete2:29 PM, July 31, 2010

    Fo shizzle

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  24. The Cool Cookie4:54 PM, July 31, 2010

    Thats one way of excercising unwanted moisture from a woman's secret lady place. But the room now has an "off" odor.

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  25. The Mistress9:33 PM, July 31, 2010

    HEFF: Somebody HELP that poor girl ! She's gonna suffocate from her own tittage !

    Spoken like someone who’s been face first in it.

    CYBERPOOF: Fo shizzle

    Didn’t I say that already?

    HAYWARD: A sculpture in this pose would make a lovely vase or planter.

    How about this?

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Thats one way of excercising unwanted moisture from a woman's secret lady place. But the room now has an "off" odor.

    I’ve hung this corn dog air freshener.

    “Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside.”

    Their words, not mine.

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  26. Michael Guy1:24 PM, August 01, 2010

    That is a chiropractor's dream!

    Stop!! If your garter belt snaps you could lose an eye!!!

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  27. The Mistress6:28 AM, August 02, 2010

    MICHAEL GUY: That is a chiropractor's dream!
    Stop!! If your garter belt snaps you could lose an eye!!!

    Thanks for taking my personal safety into account, Michael.

    It’s all fun and games ‘til someone loses an eye.

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