Saturday, October 10, 2009

Polka Dot Box

Mistress MJ is away today and is leaving the Queen of Polka Dots in charge from her office in the Polka Dot Room



As you can see, she will be phoning in regular updates to me on your behaviour.

We shall leave you to ponder the contents and meaning of the POLKA DOT BOX in front of her.

23 comments:

  1. does a monkey jump out?

    doesn't matter,

    FIRST!!

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  2. what's with you and the dots, btw? hmmm.....

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  3. I don't fool around with spotted boxes. Sorry.

    Anybody round here got some Purell?

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  4. Something sticks out of this box. It'S a transmogrifier or something ...

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  5. As I understand it, Ms Boxer is looking for temps to build boxes. Perhaps there's a market for polka dot boxes?


    Oh Hai Boxer!

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  6. Every time I see this woman I hear the theme of the woman on the bike from Wizard of Oz.

    All she needs is flying monkeys!!

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  7. If we connect the dots...will it be a picture of the Mona Lisa?

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  8. Oh hai boxer, xl, mago and jason!

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  9. "we are not amused," said victoria, ruler of the polka dot empire. and her polka dot box? well, all i can say is, thank god we can't see it!

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  10. All these polka dots are making me ill.

    Please tell me it's just some hideous fever fueled nightmare

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  11. "Open the box!"

    "Take the money!"

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  12. Measles? I have some ointment if you're interested.
    Sx

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  13. is it just me or is the polka dot queen actually aging before our eyes? xoxox

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  14. Ah, the polka dot box. Little does the Polka Dot Queen know I have filled the box with zebras and tigers and banded craits!

    Mwah hah hah hah haa!

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  15. Hai XL! You make a good point. Maybe if we made polka dot boxes, we could keep temps.

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  16. This "lady" is scaring me! Knock it off!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  17. That Polka Dot Box is her hope chest. It contains all her hopes and dreams and money to pay for the surgery that is the last step in her transition into a woman!

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  18. I find the black dot highly irritating.

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  19. I very much like what she saied about the vanishing.
    Ich wünsche ihr Frieden.

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  20. Does Britney Spears burst out of the box and sing 'Tenny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini' while giving O J Simpson a blow job?

    Make the scary ginger woman go away. She's giving me the fear.

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  21. Isn't that where chicken pox lives?

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  22. I don't know. But you're a perverted gal.

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  23. BITCHES: We have seen to it that there will be no more polka dots for at least a week based on your reasonably good behaviour here today.

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