Wednesday, October 21, 2009

All You Can Eat

Forgot your pants at the dinner table?

Found yourself bare at the buffet?


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Then you can eat all you want with no need to loosen your belt afterwards!
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31 comments:

  1. Manuel6:37 PM, October 20, 2009

    am I first? holy fuckarama

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  2. Manuel6:38 PM, October 20, 2009

    in other news I got my postcard today....it lead to a very amusing moment when the girlfriend opened the front door (we had been out for breakfast) and found the card before I did....tremendous!

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  3. savannah7:22 PM, October 20, 2009

    second!!!

    wait, hold on, am i the only one who didn't get a postcard????? *sigh*


    (i know, shameless, absolutely shameless.)

    xoxoxox

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  4. Anonymous8:20 PM, October 20, 2009

    The one in the middle looks like a dirty, I'd spank her.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  5. LẌ8:24 PM, October 20, 2009

    A practical demonstration of Newton's Theory Of Gravity.

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  6. Anonymous10:13 PM, October 20, 2009

    Why is it that nudist almost always look this way?

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  7. Jenny10:57 PM, October 20, 2009

    Savannah, I didn't get a postcard either, so you're in good company.

    This pictures makes me wish they had eaten at the salad bar.

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  8. Ginro12:18 AM, October 21, 2009

    "Why is it that nudist almost always look this way?"

    All British nudists seem to anyway :s

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  9. The Mistress1:05 AM, October 21, 2009

    MANUEL: am I first? holy fuckarama

    The fuckity, you ARE!

    MANUEL: in other news I got my postcard today....it lead to a very amusing moment when the girlfriend opened the front door (we had been out for breakfast) and found the card before I did....tremendous!

    Thankfully, there are over 7,000 km between me and your girlfriend.

    SAVANNAH: wait, hold on, am i the only one who didn't get a postcard????? *sigh*
    (i know, shameless, absolutely shameless.)

    You, Boxer, and MANY OTHERS!

    WIL: The one in the middle looks like a dirty, I'd spank her.

    Could you wait 'til she's had time to digest her meal?

    Will you show her your tranny licence first?

    XL: A practical demonstration of Newton's Theory Of Gravity.

    They’ve blinded us with science.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Why is it that nudist almost always look this way?

    So you won’t be tempted to double dip.

    BOXER: Savannah, I didn't get a postcard either, so you're in good company.
    This pictures makes me wish they had eaten at the salad bar.

    Your cross-dressing dog would have eaten the postcard.

    You can get E. coli from the salad bar.

    GINRO: "Why is it that nudist almost always look this way?"
    All British nudists seem to anyway :s

    Seen a few, have we Miss Ginny?

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  10. CyberPete1:06 AM, October 21, 2009

    That's not very sanitary

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  11. eroswings1:15 AM, October 21, 2009

    It's a chesticles spectacle!

    I think I'll skip the festivities--I'd be afraid of finding stuff in the food, like hair (from the moobs) or something worse.

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  12. Ponita in Real Life1:16 AM, October 21, 2009

    Well, that's put me off my food for a while...

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  13. The Mistress1:35 AM, October 21, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: That's not very sanitary

    That cutlery was put through the high-heat cycle of the dishwasher!

    EROS: It's a chesticles spectacle!
    I think I'll skip the festivities--I'd be afraid of finding stuff in the food, like hair (from the moobs) or something worse.

    A chest hairnet … you could make a fortune off inventing this.

    I’ll get a cut of course.

    PONITA: Well, that's put me off my food for a while...

    Just a nibble won’t hurt.

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  14. Inexplicable DeVice1:49 AM, October 21, 2009

    It makes one wonder how nudists get so fat. Surely the sight of each other in all their hideous repulsiveness would put them off their food?
    Having said that, though, there should be quite a few good-looking but monstrously fat nudists around...

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  15. BEAST1:51 AM, October 21, 2009

    I wonder what they had for dinner ??

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  16. The Mistress1:54 AM, October 21, 2009

    IVD: It makes one wonder how nudists get so fat. Surely the sight of each other in all their hideous repulsiveness would put them off their food?
    Having said that, though, there should be quite a few good-looking but monstrously fat nudists around...

    I’ll find some photos, shall I?

    BEAST: I wonder what they had for dinner ??

    One whiff tells me it’s the dodgy curry from Café C!

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  17. Ginro1:58 AM, October 21, 2009

    Yes, mores the pity. They flash it everywhere no matter how gross. If they want to walk around naked they could at least warn everyone so that we can have a bucket handy. Better still, they could do something about all that blubber and maybe diet or exercise once in a while.

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  18. The Mistress2:04 AM, October 21, 2009

    GINRO: Critic.

    No dessert for YOU.

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  19. KAZ5:58 AM, October 21, 2009

    I'm wondering what that blue garment is about.

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  20. The Mistress9:21 AM, October 21, 2009

    KAZ: I'm wondering what that blue garment is about.

    Looks like she’s raided BEAST’s closet and found his floral muumuu.

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  21. Piggy and Tazzy10:58 AM, October 21, 2009

    Nice to see you in yur rightful place at the head of the table.

    That's the prettiest I've seen you, i think.

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  22. CyberPete11:09 AM, October 21, 2009

    IDV: I am fat but I'm not a nudist and no, I'm not posing

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  23. The Mistress11:11 AM, October 21, 2009

    PIGGY: Nice to see you in yur rightful place at the head of the table.
    That's the prettiest I've seen you, i think.

    *thwacks Piggy in head with left breasticle*

    *and CyberPoof with the right*

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  24. The Mistress11:19 AM, October 21, 2009

    PIGGY: Are you redecorating your blog again?

    I can’t get access.

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  25. Roses11:45 AM, October 21, 2009

    I'm going to print off the picture and stick it on my fridge the next time I comfort eat. That is a brilliant dietry aid.

    I was going to make myself a bacon sandwich....

    I'm going to have a cracker and a glass of water instead.

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  26. The Mistress1:00 PM, October 21, 2009

    ROSES: Don’t you fancy some Spotted Dick?

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  27. Piggy and Tazzy3:09 PM, October 21, 2009

    "PIGGY: Are you redecorating your blog again?

    I can’t get access."

    Well that's probably because you're using the wrong link.

    Thick cunt.

    I'll have redirected it in a tic.

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  28. Mitzi 6:32 PM, October 21, 2009

    Is that Sophia Loren on the right sat next to Captain Birdseye? Sarong lady looks happy, she's having a sly shuffle. I hope the staff at Dirty Dicks are going to fabreaze those chairs afterwards.

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  29. The Mistress10:27 PM, October 21, 2009

    PIGGY: "PIGGY: Are you redecorating your blog again?
    I can’t get access."
    Well that's probably because you're using the wrong link.
    Thick cunt.
    I'll have redirected it in a tic.
    *tic passed*
    Ok. Done. You ccan now use either URL.
    That'll be either:
    www.tazandpigweb.co.uk, or
    http://blog.tazzyandpiggy.com (you know, the one we've been commenting with lately - pay attention bitch!)
    www.tazandpigweb.co.uk is the one I’ve been using from my blogroll.

    It’s fine now but it wouldn’t work for a day!

    I’m sure you took it down just to annoy me for that comment I made about eating crisps. Twice.

    MITZI: Is that Sophia Loren on the right sat next to Captain Birdseye? Sarong lady looks happy, she's having a sly shuffle. I hope the staff at Dirty Dicks are going to fabreaze those chairs afterwards.

    They can borrow my Febreze if necessary.

    Both Miss Scarlet and I buy it in bulk to use when Beast has visited.

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  30. Michael Guy12:45 PM, October 22, 2009

    Talk about your appetite suppressants...

    I feel a need for hand sanitizer. Just saying...

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  31. The Mistress12:52 PM, October 22, 2009

    MICHAEL GUY: Talk about your appetite suppressants...
    I feel a need for hand sanitizer. Just saying...

    There’s another upside to hand sanitizer…

    It contains alcohol!

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