Monday, October 26, 2009

Are You Worthy?



What have you done for Mistress MJ lately?

45 comments:

  1. I think the guy in the green coat is taking license by staring at The Mistress' private lady bits.

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  2. The other three are staring at the houseboys off in the corner.

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  3. I've sent you dainty little toe rings, I'm still waiting on the photos of you wearing/sucking on them.

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  4. nothing

    **hangs head in shame**


    HAI XL and Ponita!

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  5. Oh Hai Boxer!

    What have I done lately?

    I have aggravated Mistress MJ beyond belief when it comes to footwear. I prefers function, she prefers fashion.

    *slinks out of the room... in her Crocs*

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  6. I have berated Miss MJ for being a lazy baggage

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  7. I havent been hanging around your back door in a while...

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  8. That title is a little too early Janet Jackson isn't it?

    Nice boots though and yes I've spent 3 days with those fellas being passed around like a bong.

    That is all.

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  9. What have I done for Mistress MJ lately?

    Fuck all.

    Which means I'm most worthy.

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  10. I've provided you with mild annoyance and the occasional tipple.

    *pours MJ a glass of red*

    Oh hai xl, Ponita and Boxer!

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  11. I have lurved yeeuw from afar with a lurv that transcends boundaries.

    "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"

    Interestingly the first draft of that was:

    "Eeeeh lads! She's left her curtains open let's see if we can cop an eyeful."

    Actually, I lurrrv that picture.

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  12. I just sent you a box of Crocs (every colour) enjoy :)

    Other than that Mum, nuffin.

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  13. BITCHES: Fine.

    If you can’t be bothered, then neither can Mistress MJ.

    Don’t come looking to get your kicks here tomorrow.

    *continues passing CyberPete along like a bong to any fellas who’ll have him*

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  14. I don't want him.

    And would you just look at all that goo that's leaking out of his starfish!

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  15. PIGGY: I don't want him.
    And would you just look at all that goo that's leaking out of his starfish!


    Your starfish isn’t exactly a thing of beauty.

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  16. So declaring that I luuuurv yeeeuw isn't good enough is it? Hmphh! Honestly, some women are never satisfied.

    OK, how about, I redecorated the oubliette for you.

    There was also a fire-breathing dragon which threatened you, but you never heard about it as I vanquished it before it had the chance to do anything.

    I sit by your bed every night watching erm...taking guard to make sure you're safe. At great risk to myself I might add.

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  17. I am worthily working away on little crocheted stripy legs.

    It's not much, but it's all I've got...

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  18. BITCHES: Right.

    Ginro and Leah are in but the verdict is still out on the rest of you.

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  19. I've completely avoided her, lol.

    Wassup, BIATCH !

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  20. Kate Moss hands out laurel wreaths to Ramm(el)stein? Perverted.

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  21. Piggy , as the picture confirms , Miss MJ has gone white , thats assuming the lazy baggage has bothered matching collars and cuffs

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  22. HEFF: I've completely avoided her, lol.
    Wassup, BIATCH !


    No Titty Tuesday for YOU!

    MAGO: Kate Moss hands out laurel wreaths to Ramm(el)stein? Perverted.

    You’ve done plenty for Mistress MJ lately.

    *presents Wreath of Honour*

    BEAST: Piggy , as the picture confirms , Miss MJ has gone white , thats assuming the lazy baggage has bothered matching collars and cuffs

    *presents Beast with Crown of Thorns and forces him to sit on the Cactus Couch*

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  23. Okay. So you're not in the mood for red wine...how about tequila?

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  24. OK, if The Mistress is not to be bothered commenting, how about a card trick?

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  25. ROSES: Okay. So you're not in the mood for red wine...how about tequila?

    Hmmm…can you make it Porfidio?

    XL: OK, if The Mistress is not to be bothered commenting, how about a card trick?

    Can you make BEAST disappear?

    RANDOM: I'm here, aren't I?

    Cogito, ergo sum.

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  26. How about a math trick?
    Tell a person to write any three digit number..say 368
    now reverse it 863
    and subtract it
    and here is your number 495

    now ask them the last number of the new number...5
    subtract 5 number from 9 and you get the first 4

    So then you can astound them by saying in a loud clear voice

    495

    the middle number will always be a 9 and the first and last will always add up to 9

    class dismissed :)

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  27. Laureatus sum!

    If you are really feeling blörgh, why not re-decorating? Have a nice electrical camin, a very plaesant Mona Lisa or go for the electrical fontaine: It will ad class to your living room, eh? Gebrüder Garvens sind weltweit für Sie da!

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  28. I have been busily writing fashion citations to ALL who wear CROCS!

    The punishment is sudden, instant, and immediate death.

    I’ve also organized a CROC wearing dwarf toss into a pit of vipers for Mistress’s amusement.

    Enjoy.

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  29. If Porfidio is your wish my lady, you shall have it.

    *pours a large shot, lays out slice of lime and small pot of salt*

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  30. Enough.......I did enough.....

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  31. Jeez... you'd think us keeping her company every evening would be good enough... but noooooooo!

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  32. Laid my escapades bare... and what a thankless task THAT is.

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  33. DONN: How about a math trick?

    No.

    Mistress MJ does not enjoy figurin’.

    MAGO: Laureatus sum!
    If you are really feeling blörgh, why not re-decorating? Have a nice electrical camin, a very plaesant Mona Lisa or go for the electrical fontaine: It will ad class to your living room, eh? Gebrüder Garvens sind weltweit für Sie da!


    Could you try that link again, bitte?

    AYEM8Y: I have been busily writing fashion citations to ALL who wear CROCS!
    The punishment is sudden, instant, and immediate death.
    I’ve also organized a CROC wearing dwarf toss into a pit of vipers for Mistress’s amusement.
    Enjoy.


    *claps hands excitedly*

    *promotes Ayem8y to Official Executioner*

    ROSES: If Porfidio is your wish my lady, you shall have it.
    *pours a large shot, lays out slice of lime and small pot of salt*


    *knocks one back*

    Keep ‘em coming, Roses.

    MANUEL: Enough.......I did enough.....

    You’re a saint.

    PONITA: Jeez... you'd think us keeping her company every evening would be good enough... but noooooooo!

    *stunned that Ayem8y missed your name on the Crocs-wearers’ execution waiting list*

    ELLIE: Laid my escapades bare... and what a thankless task THAT is.

    It’s ALL thankless as you can see.

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  34. MAGO: Aber… Ich habe ein wood-burning fireplace (mit Holzblöcke).

    Gute Nacht.

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  35. Now it seems your dancin' feet are always on my couch. Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death.

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  36. JASON: Now it seems your dancin' feet are always on my couch. Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death.

    I never ask for more than I deserve
    And you KNOW it’s the truth.

    MAGO: YEs, but do you have "Konsul 2"?

    Mistress MJ wants one installed immediately!

    With vodka!

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  37. *Lifts the hems of my petticoats and bobs graciously*

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  38. MITZI: *Lifts the hems of my petticoats and bobs graciously*

    !!!

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