Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Polka Dot Queen

Mistress MJ will post something new several hours from now.

In the meantime, you are ordered into The Polka Dot Room!



The Polka Dot Queen has spoken.

16 comments:

  1. Looks like Polka Dot there is on her period.

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  2. JASON: In that case, Mistress MJ should be wearing that dress today because she has SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!

    BITCHES: We shall not be responding to any further comments on this post due to SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!

    However, there will be a new post up several hours from now when hopefully we’re feeling chirpier.

    In the meantime, you will report to the Polka Dot Queen in the Polka Dot Room.

    You may leave comments but at the risk of a good arse-kicking.

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  3. Where is my Official Pillow Fluffer, dammit?

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  4. Mistress! I've found a nice pillow and linen set to use whilst The Mistress is indisposed!

    [fluffs pillow, tiptoes out]

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  5. XL: Mistress MJ has CRAMPS…

    NOT measles!

    That’s it. I’m not speaking to anyone else for the rest of the night.

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  6. Thats been like hours man .... can you fix me a cold beer while I'm waiting?

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  7. *opening the door and leaving a bottle of Jameson 12year Irish whiskey 750ML*

    xoxox

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  8. Stick one foot out please ... no heels pl.. ! bi-ocular is already overrated ...

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  9. what that room needs ia some serious STRIPES!

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  10. Why do you need a fluffer?
    Can't you just fake it?

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  11. Clearly, the Polka Dot Queen is either blind or owns no mirrors...nor has she any friends who'd tell her that she's wearing a table cloth and shares the same hair dresser as Ronald McDonald.

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  12. mmmmm....Jameson 12year Irish whiskey 750ML.

    We are pleased at your offerings, Savannah.

    The rest of you can bugger off.

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  13. Howabout some paisley I could cope with that.

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  14. MITZI: Could we interest you in chintz?

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