Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Polka Dot Queen

Mistress MJ will post something new several hours from now.

In the meantime, you are ordered into The Polka Dot Room!



The Polka Dot Queen has spoken.
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16 comments:

  1. jason6:14 PM, October 07, 2009

    Looks like Polka Dot there is on her period.

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  2. The Mistress6:23 PM, October 07, 2009

    JASON: In that case, Mistress MJ should be wearing that dress today because she has SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!

    BITCHES: We shall not be responding to any further comments on this post due to SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!

    However, there will be a new post up several hours from now when hopefully we’re feeling chirpier.

    In the meantime, you will report to the Polka Dot Queen in the Polka Dot Room.

    You may leave comments but at the risk of a good arse-kicking.

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  3. The Mistress6:34 PM, October 07, 2009

    Where is my Official Pillow Fluffer, dammit?

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  4. LẌ6:40 PM, October 07, 2009

    Mistress! I've found a nice pillow and linen set to use whilst The Mistress is indisposed!

    [fluffs pillow, tiptoes out]

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  5. The Mistress6:42 PM, October 07, 2009

    XL: Mistress MJ has CRAMPS…

    NOT measles!

    That’s it. I’m not speaking to anyone else for the rest of the night.

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  6. Anonymous6:44 PM, October 07, 2009

    Thats been like hours man .... can you fix me a cold beer while I'm waiting?

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  7. savannah8:02 PM, October 07, 2009

    *opening the door and leaving a bottle of Jameson 12year Irish whiskey 750ML*

    xoxox

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  8. Anonymous9:20 PM, October 07, 2009

    Stick one foot out please ... no heels pl.. ! bi-ocular is already overrated ...

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  9. boneman9:53 PM, October 07, 2009

    what that room needs ia some serious STRIPES!

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  10. CyberPete12:05 AM, October 08, 2009

    Oh no!

    That's just not kosher

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  11. Romeo Morningwood12:24 AM, October 08, 2009

    Why do you need a fluffer?
    Can't you just fake it?

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  12. eroswings12:26 AM, October 08, 2009

    Clearly, the Polka Dot Queen is either blind or owns no mirrors...nor has she any friends who'd tell her that she's wearing a table cloth and shares the same hair dresser as Ronald McDonald.

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  13. Jenny12:27 AM, October 08, 2009

    you're scaring me.

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  14. The Mistress12:47 AM, October 08, 2009

    mmmmm....Jameson 12year Irish whiskey 750ML.

    We are pleased at your offerings, Savannah.

    The rest of you can bugger off.

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  15. Mitzi 5:43 AM, October 08, 2009

    Howabout some paisley I could cope with that.

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  16. The Mistress12:17 PM, October 08, 2009

    MITZI: Could we interest you in chintz?

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