Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Cheese Room

Pull up a chair …



We’re spending the day in the Cheese Room …


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34 comments:

  1. Jenny12:58 AM, October 28, 2009

    my cholesterol just shot up above 300. thank you very much.

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  2. Jenny12:59 AM, October 28, 2009

    BUT, I am FIRST so I'll just sit down with my bag of chips and see if I can get it above 325 by the end of the night.

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  3. ayeM8y1:10 AM, October 28, 2009

    Would that be Fromunda Cheese dripping off those chairs?

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  4. The Mistress1:18 AM, October 28, 2009

    BOXER: my cholesterol just shot up above 300. thank you very much.
    BUT, I am FIRST so I'll just sit down with my bag of chips and see if I can get it above 325 by the end of the night.

    My doctor raves about my low cholesterol levels.

    So I think I’ll just help myself to something from the This Is Why You’re Fat menu.

    AYEM8Y: Would that be Fromunda Cheese dripping off those chairs?

    I TOLD you to place a towel on the chair before you sat on it!

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  5. CyberPete2:04 AM, October 28, 2009

    Are you sure that's cheese?

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  6. BEAST2:31 AM, October 28, 2009

    Is you interior decorator hard of hearing ?

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  7. Anonymous2:44 AM, October 28, 2009

    now THIS is my kind of room!

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  8. Anonymous2:45 AM, October 28, 2009

    I do not care whether it is real cheese or cheese analogue, something with the Fondue went terribly wrong, aw the smell ... gargl ...

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  9. Piggy and Tazzy2:46 AM, October 28, 2009

    Strange as it may seem, I consider this to be the most disgusting thing you've ever posted.

    You vile hag.

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  10. LẌ3:12 AM, October 28, 2009

    Mmmm, string cheese!

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  11. Kapitano4:52 AM, October 28, 2009

    ...and this is the room where the famous Cheese Monster of Michigan died.

    The monster - or "Ched", as we liked to call him - had settled down for the night, watching a cheesy movie, listening to some cheesy disco music, and sorting his collection of cheesy socks.

    It seems he ordered a pizza - gorgonzola with brie and edam sprinkles. But somehow a lone olive got lost in the toppings, and it reacted badly with his digestive processes. We heard a loud bang, then a splat, and in the morning the room was as you see it.

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  12. jason7:34 AM, October 28, 2009

    Is this the nacho suite at LaQuinta?
    I've been there.

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  13. LaDivaCucina9:09 AM, October 28, 2009

    Jason: Haha!!!

    Thanks so much for doing a foodie post Mistress MJ! I can only imagine the smell (and da bugs too!)

    mmmm, mmmm good!

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  14. The Mistress9:55 AM, October 28, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Are you sure that's cheese?

    Sniff it.

    BEAST: Is you interior decorator hard of hearing ?

    At least I’m not using YOUR decorator who suggested that horrid fireside rug of yours.

    The one that has been enhanced as of late by a coating of dog hair.

    KEVIN: now THIS is my kind of room!

    Since you’re in Toronto, you’ve possibly been in Global Cheese in Mistress MJ’s old neighbourhood, Kensington Market.

    So, like Global Cheese, I’ll offer you samples!

    MAGO: I do not care whether it is real cheese or cheese analogue, something with the Fondue went terribly wrong, aw the smell ... gargl ...

    Unlike cheese analogue, this room does not have the approval of a Rabbi.

    PIGGY: Strange as it may seem, I consider this to be the most disgusting thing you've ever posted.
    You vile hag.

    And strange as it may seem, I consider your “pebbledashing the side of the bath” comment over at IVD’s to be the most disgusting thing YOU’VE ever posted.

    You vile ginger Pygmy.

    XL: Mmmm, string cheese!

    It was the influence for the String Cheese Incident.

    KAPI: ...and this is the room where the famous Cheese Monster of Michigan died.
    The monster - or "Ched", as we liked to call him - had settled down for the night, watching a cheesy movie, listening to some cheesy disco music, and sorting his collection of cheesy socks.
    It seems he ordered a pizza - gorgonzola with brie and edam sprinkles. But somehow a lone olive got lost in the toppings, and it reacted badly with his digestive processes. We heard a loud bang, then a splat, and in the morning the room was as you see it.

    Perhaps it was really “Danish Blue” that Raymond Chandler had in mind rather than “Blue Dahlia”.

    A slip of the pen.

    JASON: Is this the nacho suite at LaQuinta?
    I've been there.

    Queso at LaQuinta!

    Cheetos available through room service.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Jason: Haha!!!
    Thanks so much for doing a foodie post Mistress MJ! I can only imagine the smell (and da bugs too!)
    mmmm, mmmm good!

    Actually, the room smells of BEAST’s gym socks…

    Which, oddly enough, have a Limburger scent.

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  15. Anonymous10:23 AM, October 28, 2009

    My mind didn't go to "cheese" when I saw these photos. LOL.

    Either way, they are interesting to look at.

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  16. Ginro10:42 AM, October 28, 2009

    *Does the Care Bear Stare*

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  17. Mitzi 11:25 AM, October 28, 2009

    Such a foetid fetish.

    An ode to cheese:

    There was an old woman from leith
    Who would circumcise men with her teeth
    It wasn’t for fame,
    or love of the game
    but to get at the cheese underneath

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  18. KAZ11:29 AM, October 28, 2009

    Eeuuurgh!!!
    That's almost making me look forward to more nekkid old men.

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  19. Ms Scarlet11:51 AM, October 28, 2009

    As above!
    This is going to give me bad dreams.
    Sx

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  20. The Mistress12:06 PM, October 28, 2009

    MICHAEL RIVERS: My mind didn't go to "cheese" when I saw these photos. LOL.
    Either way, they are interesting to look at.

    We know where your mind wandered and you, Mr. Rivers, are a naughty boy.

    GINRO: *Does the Care Bear Stare*

    *frightened to ask what this is*

    MITZI: Such a foetid fetish.

    An ode to cheese:

    There was an old woman from leith
    Who would circumcise men with her teeth
    It wasn’t for fame,
    or love of the game
    but to get at the cheese underneath

    Leith?

    Those filthy Scots.

    KAZ: Eeuuurgh!!!
    That's almost making me look forward to more nekkid old men.

    We shall return to our regularly scheduled programming soon enough.

    MISS BAGGY KNICKERS: As above!
    This is going to give me bad dreams.

    Perhaps your bad dreams are caused by loose knicker elastic.

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  21. Anonymous12:27 PM, October 28, 2009

    Are you sure that's cheese? It looks like barf...or maybe Cheese Whiz which isn't actually cheese, it's "cheese food." And you don't want to know what that is...

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  22. The Mistress12:57 PM, October 28, 2009

    RANDOM: Are you sure that's cheese? It looks like barf...or maybe Cheese Whiz which isn't actually cheese, it's "cheese food." And you don't want to know what that is...

    We are disturbed by Cheez Whiz’s squeezable format.

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  23. Ginro1:12 PM, October 28, 2009

    The Care Bear Stare

    Video Care Bear Stare

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  24. The Mistress1:22 PM, October 28, 2009

    GINRO: That “stare” looks as if it could melt cheese.

    Welsh rarebit, anyone?

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  25. BEAST1:40 PM, October 28, 2009

    This picture and Piggy's gastric incident over at IVD's is making me feel very sick :-(

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  26. eroswings2:11 PM, October 28, 2009

    Good luck hiring a new cleaning lady!

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  27. The Mistress3:14 PM, October 28, 2009

    BEAST: This picture and Piggy's gastric incident over at IVD's is making me feel very sick :-(

    How dare you utter my name and Pigsty’s in the same (cheese) breath!

    EROS: Good luck hiring a new cleaning lady!

    I shall simply tie a lacey pinny onto BEAST and set him on all fours with a scrub brush.

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  28. CyberPete5:40 PM, October 28, 2009

    I wish I could but I don't want to!

    I'm with Piggy on this one. You've posted some vile shit over the years but this is sickening! Looking at this makes me gag and almostwish to see the video Piggy posted of the two lesbos eating poo.

    *vomits*

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  29. Geoff5:49 PM, October 28, 2009

    Oh, grate!

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  30. The Mistress6:05 PM, October 28, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: I wish I could but I don't want to!
    I'm with Piggy on this one. You've posted some vile shit over the years but this is sickening! Looking at this makes me gag and almost wish to see the video Piggy posted of the two lesbos eating poo.
    *vomits*

    Did you HAVE to remind us of that video?

    Hasn’t Piggy caused enough feelings of disgust around the Interwebs today?

    GEOFF: Oh, grate!

    Ha! Brie-cisely!

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  31. CyberPete6:08 PM, October 28, 2009

    Apparently you've caused more!

    *gags*

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  32. The Mistress6:11 PM, October 28, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Well, thankfully we’re through here.

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  33. Romeo Morningwood12:26 AM, October 29, 2009

    My Doctor always says,
    "What's life without cheese? Longer!"

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  34. The Mistress9:57 AM, October 29, 2009

    DONN: My Doctor always says,
    "What's life without cheese? Longer!"

    I suggest you get a second opinion.

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