Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hallowe’en Costumes

While you bitches were busy preparing your Hallowe’en costumes …



Ayem8y created costumes for Mistress MJ over at Mean Dirty Pirate.

32 comments:

  1. The pirate put really a lot in his readings.

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  2. So, which costume did The Mistress select?

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  3. I think you should wear the frickin' green elf shorts and walk around with a huge bottle of vodka. You could say you're going as one of your former house boys.

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  4. MAGO: Yay First!
    The pirate put really a lot in his readings.


    You too could benefit from Ayem8y’s “Halloween Costume Crisis Hotline.”

    Simply state the nature of your costume emergency!

    XL: So, which costume did The Mistress select?

    Why, Miss Crystal ALLEN, darling!

    RANDOM: I think you should wear the frickin' green elf shorts and walk around with a huge bottle of vodka. You could say you're going as one of your former house boys.

    Been there done that.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I was this last year.

    You were what?

    The entire troupe in the photo?

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  5. you made the perfect choice.

    that is all.

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  6. I am dressing as a hooker for Halloween. Shan't be too hard to do. I already have the fish nets, leather mini and thigh high boots. Why I have them, I do not know. Lawd knows I am a virgin and not too hype on these hooker things.

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  7. Where are the rest of those Ladies' Burqinis?

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  8. Off Topic. Turns out that monkey disguise was a good investment after all -

    Ginro finally cracks it

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  9. Luv the costumes, simple and elegant. But where do you keep all the candy and treats from strangers?

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  10. I have asked Mr Pirate for advice because my costume has gone a bit wrong.
    Are we having a halloween party in the cheese room?
    Sx

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  11. BOXER: you made the perfect choice.
    that is all.


    And which of Ayem8y’s creations would YOU have chosen?

    AWA: I am dressing as a hooker for Halloween. Shan't be too hard to do. I already have the fish nets, leather mini and thigh high boots. Why I have them, I do not know. Lawd knows I am a virgin and not too hype on these hooker things.

    We suggest strapping a red light to your head in case the others don’t pick up on the subtleties.

    DONN: Where are the rest of those Ladies' Burqinis?

    Out frolicking on the beach by the looks of it.

    GINRO: Off Topic. Turns out that monkey disguise was a good investment after all -
    Ginro finally cracks it


    Clearly you are the Russell Brand of the ape world.

    CYBERPOOF: Now THAT'S better!

    Better than WHAT?

    Honestly, will you people learn to clarify?

    Better than cheese?

    EROS: Luv the costumes, simple and elegant. But where do you keep all the candy and treats from strangers?

    In my Secret Lady Place, of course!

    Trick or treat.

    SCARLET: I have asked Mr Pirate for advice because my costume has gone a bit wrong.
    Are we having a halloween party in the cheese room?


    You’re in capable hands as Ayem8y is an arbiter of fashion and taste.

    Look no farther than his Mean Dirty Pirate Truck Stop Fashion Collection to see what we mean.

    Mistress MJ has something more sinister in mind than a party in the Cheese Room.

    Don’t tell the others but there will be a party in my pants!

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  12. I'm genuinely wondering how you could have passed up the opportunity to go trick or treating as Edgar Allen Poe. Who wouldn't want to be Edgar Allen Poe? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
    *throws up hands in despair*

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  13. ...you will end up with cheesey pants... just saying...
    Sx

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  14. NATIONS: I'm genuinely wondering how you could have passed up the opportunity to go trick or treating as Edgar Allen Poe. Who wouldn't want to be Edgar Allen Poe? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
    *throws up hands in despair*


    Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"

    SCARLET: ...you will end up with cheesey pants... just saying...

    “What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”
    - Bertolt Brecht

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  15. I'm going as Marilyn Monroe in the Seven Year Itch - you know that white dress that flies up over her ears. Do you think panties or no panties? Is a blonde merkin going too far?

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  16. EMMA: I'm going as Marilyn Monroe in the Seven Year Itch - you know that white dress that flies up over her ears. Do you think panties or no panties? Is a blonde merkin going too far?

    After seven years of itching, I would suggest you see a doctor who'll prescribe a good ointment.

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  17. point taken! I will smear myself in pink calamine lotion and maybe pick out some of the bigger pubic lice before going trick or treating.

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  18. I am still pondering the philosophical ramifications of what happens to the holes after the cheese has gone. Apparently I will have to learn about the metatheory of first order logic before I can contemplate answering this question.
    But off the top of my head I think I would avoid buying Swiss cheese - therefore no worries about wandering holes.
    Sx

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  19. EMMA: point taken! I will smear myself in pink calamine lotion and maybe pick out some of the bigger pubic lice before going trick or treating.

    You’re gonna need an ocean
    Of calamine lotion

    SCARLET: I am still pondering the philosophical ramifications of what happens to the holes after the cheese has gone. Apparently I will have to learn about the metatheory of first order logic before I can contemplate answering this question.
    But off the top of my head I think I would avoid buying Swiss cheese - therefore no worries about wandering holes.


    But I LOVE holey cheeses.

    So much so that I once exclaimed “Holey Cheeses!” in church. (I was feeling a bit puckish at the time and there were no communion wafers at hand).

    The preacher misunderstood this as “Holy Jaysus,” assumed I was possessed by demons, and attempted to cast the evil spirits out of me.

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  20. He's very good isn't he?
    My costume dilemma is now over!
    Sx

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  21. SCARLET: He's very good isn't he?
    My costume dilemma is now over!


    He’s not just another guy with a pretty set of buttocks, you know.

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  22. AYEM8Y: If you’re about, Mistress MJ asks you to keep your eye on this lot as she has a domestic situation to supervise and may be away for the rest of the day.

    It seems the houseboys have gotten into some hanky panky in the pantry when they were supposed to be preparing Mistress MJ’s lunch.

    It’s never ending.

    *sighs*

    Everyone else, carry on.

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  23. "It seems the houseboys have gotten into some hanky panky in the pantry when they were supposed to be preparing Mistress MJ’s lunch."

    *Tip-toe's away from the pantry, wipes mouth and runs for the hills*

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  24. Well, at least this has given me inspiration for my Hallowe'en costume. I'm going as Mistress MJ!

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  25. AYEM8Y: "It seems the houseboys have gotten into some hanky panky in the pantry when they were supposed to be preparing Mistress MJ’s lunch."
    *Tip-toe's away from the pantry, wipes mouth and runs for the hills*


    You filthy trollop!

    If it weren’t for the fact that you are the top costumer in town, I’d have you sent to the Cheese Room.

    *glances around and notes that the pantry now LOOKS like the Cheese Room*

    *flounces off, catching tulle train under passed out houseboys*

    CYBERPOOF: Yes m'dear

    That’s more like it.

    IVD: Well, at least this has given me inspiration for my Hallowe'en costume. I'm going as Mistress MJ!

    Well, you’ve already got a Secret Lady Place so why not?!

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  26. Philospohical zipper ... swingling pirate ... aw I#m over the top now

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  27. I didn't know Eartha Kitt had a cock!

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