Sunday, October 18, 2009

Free Cuddles

Today only on Infomaniac, we're giving it away.



So who wants a cuddle?
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30 comments:

  1. LẌ12:42 AM, October 18, 2009

    1st cuddle please.

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  2. CyberPete12:45 AM, October 18, 2009

    Second! I need a hug.

    And a drink

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  3. Ginro12:53 AM, October 18, 2009

    Ahhh. Don't I look sweeet.

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  4. Kapitano3:42 AM, October 18, 2009

    Fort...

    Hang on, does this mean you'll be charging for cuddles in the future? Hmmm?

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  5. Roses4:04 AM, October 18, 2009

    Yes please.

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice4:29 AM, October 18, 2009

    What no one has yet asked is: Who's doing the cuddling? I can't imagine that Mistress MJ is going to cuddle everyone. Why, she'd have no time for her famous 'lie downs', cocktails and houseboy berating sessions. Not to mention the tireless research she undertakes to bring us a new blog post everyday. Oh, and supervising the renovation of the oubliette, plaid room, red room and moat. So, I ask, who is the stand in cuddler?

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  7. Ms Scarlet5:05 AM, October 18, 2009

    I would be happy to be the official Infomaniac cuddler, Mr Device!
    Sx

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  8. Lulu LaBonne5:46 AM, October 18, 2009

    I was assumed the houseboys would be doing the cuddling, on a rota, but happy to cuddle you Scarlet

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  9. Ms Scarlet5:54 AM, October 18, 2009

    I hope there's a special cuddling room within the Infomaniac Manor, Lulu. Lots of pastel colours - a bit like Angel Cake.
    Oops... I said 'cake'...
    Sx

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  10. BEAST6:07 AM, October 18, 2009

    Spare the lash , spoil the bitch ,This lot don't need cuddles Miss MJ . They need tough love

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  11. Geoff6:45 AM, October 18, 2009

    Has Mummy got rusks?

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  12. Mitzi 7:30 AM, October 18, 2009

    Ahhhhh Does baby need changing?

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  13. Leah9:50 AM, October 18, 2009

    IDV's question simply must be answered before I could consider asking for a cuddle.

    But on the whole, I think I'll decline. As Beast said, "spare the lash..." I'm definitely more for the lash.

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  14. The Mistress11:44 AM, October 18, 2009

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ had every good intention of cuddling each and every one of you individually … herself!

    But thanks to rude comments from IVD, she is withdrawing her cuddling services.

    You can all cuddle each other instead … most likely leading to a group grope, knowing YOU lot.

    *retires to boudoir for a lie-down, a cocktail and a houseboy berating session*

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  15. Just telling it like it is12:47 PM, October 18, 2009

    OHGosh I once went on a blind date and the guy asked me if I could play his mamma? I was like dude don't you think you should wait for the second date before you ask me for that kind of commitment!

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  16. KAZ1:39 PM, October 18, 2009

    No MJ - that's not good enough.
    I demand a personal cuddle from you.
    Geoff, Beast, Pete and xl just haven't got the bosom for it.

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  17. Roses2:02 PM, October 18, 2009

    Please MJ, please can I have a cuddle from you?

    I brought a bottle of Cava...just for you...

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  18. LẌ2:28 PM, October 18, 2009

    The promotion specifically said "Free Cuddles" and "who wants a cuddle?"

    Please, a personal cuddle from The Mistress Herself is what is needed.

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  19. The Mistress2:38 PM, October 18, 2009

    BITCHES: Oh alright then.

    Everyone except IVD.

    But one at a time.

    Form an orderly queue.

    And don’t crowd me.

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  20. Ginro2:54 PM, October 18, 2009

    I have a secret plan to put superglue on my arms so you'll not be able to stop cuddling me.

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  21. Not IVD. Definitely not. No siree!2:54 PM, October 18, 2009

    May I have a cuddle, please?

    * hides pointy hat *

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  22. Ginro2:55 PM, October 18, 2009

    Dammit I shouldn't have given my plan away!

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  23. The Mistress3:51 PM, October 18, 2009

    GINRO: I have a secret plan to put superglue on my arms so you'll not be able to stop cuddling me.

    Mistress MJ is not convinced that sticky substance is glue.

    NOT IVD: May I have a cuddle, please?
    * hides pointy hat *

    We are not fooled by your witchy ways.

    Is that Hansel & Gretel-esque gingerbread we smell on your breath?

    GINRO: Dammit I shouldn't have given my plan away!

    Loose lips sink ships.

    Any if ships are involved, that means sailors.

    Hence, the arrival of IVD who cannot resist the lure of seamen.

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  24. Anonymous7:39 PM, October 18, 2009

    I want to cuddle!! It's been AGES!!

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  25. The Mistress8:07 PM, October 18, 2009

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I'll give you a nice cuddle IF you can tear yourself away from Joan Rivers' arms long enough!

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  26. Anonymous9:48 PM, October 18, 2009

    Awww, too late ... as always

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  27. eroswings11:19 PM, October 18, 2009

    Is there a free snack food option?

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  28. The Mistress9:18 AM, October 19, 2009

    MAGO: Awww, too late ... as always

    Never too late for you, mein Herr.

    EROS: Is there a free snack food option?

    You may nibble discreetly.

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  29. Anonymous9:37 AM, October 19, 2009

    Yowza!

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  30. Ellie6:27 PM, October 19, 2009

    See, I was thinking of giving away cuddles to attract followers to my blog, but they just seemed a little too... soft core? BJS is where it's at, bitchezzzz!

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