The postcard you'll receive is not the one above but feel free to speculate on what these fellas are getting up to in the Canadian wilderness
Thanks to everyone who commented on this post and requested a postcard from Canada.
Congratulations to the following 10 lucky postcard recipients:
KAZ
Ginro
XL
Ayem8y
Damien
Miss Scarlet
Wil
IVD
Beast
Normadesmond
Manuel: Bugger the extra $1.65. A postcard goes out to you too because your arse is my hero.
CyberPoof: You get a card too as I promised you one ages ago.
WINNERS: Send Mistress MJ your mailing address (you’ll find our email address in our Blogger Profile) and we’ll pop your postcard in the post asap.
Note: Notify Mistress MJ if you have children in your household or anyone who may be easily offended or a postman who reads your mail. Just in case we are tempted to write something naughty.
Finally…
All winners will receive the same postcard. And don’t expect a novelette written on the back … Mistress MJ is a busy woman.
Oh you just want my mailing address. STALKER!
ReplyDeleteThe post card Mounties are planning what to do with their new spreader.
ReplyDeletePS: Thanks for the postcard!
Fine, fine. I'll just have to get out my old one and stare at it a little bit.
ReplyDelete*shares his birthday card with Leah*
ReplyDeleteYay! I get a postcard!
Who would have expected such enthusiasm at 6am. Clearly you have magical powers.
Yay 4th! And I claim first too because nobody did that
ReplyDeleteThose Mounties are off to practice their mounting skills.
ReplyDeleteYay 4th! And I claim first too because nobody did that.
ReplyDeleteSo now I'm a nobody.
I'm still first whether I signaled it or not.
Let's make a deal MDP.
ReplyDeleteIf you get your kit off on here three more times - new pics every time - you can be first forever. And I'll throw in this first for free.
I think that's a perfectly reasonable deal, said the dirty, horny poofter.
* averts eyes from sordidness of above *
ReplyDeleteYay! I won a postcard! Thank you, Mistress MJ.
* sneeks peek from corner of eye *
Thanks MJ
ReplyDeleteThose Mounties are taking part in a 'Spot the Difference' competition.
I bet the prize is a postcard from Canada.
WooHoo!
ReplyDeleteYay to postcard winners!
ReplyDelete*hopes they'll scan in the postcards they get*
PS Ginro ~ *slap*
I love a woman with spirit.
ReplyDeleteGinro ~ LOL! Have you been practising to be a dirty old man?
ReplyDeleteMistress will be posting pictures of you on Friday if you're not careful.
**puts away big prezzie bought just for MJ**
ReplyDeletemaybe next year, then.
AYEM8Y: Oh you just want my mailing address. STALKER!
ReplyDeleteWell, it’s true that I’d like to get my hands on your beautiful bedspread.
No, bedspread is not code for your ass.
I really do covet your bed linens.
XL: The post card Mounties are planning what to do with their new spreader.
PS: Thanks for the postcard!
That gizmo will make them stand at attention and spread ‘em!
LEAH: Fine, fine. I'll just have to get out my old one and stare at it a little bit.
And the Penis Book we sent you.
I do believe you’re our top prizewinner, after all.
CYBERPOOF: *shares his birthday card with Leah*
Yay! I get a postcard!
Who would have expected such enthusiasm at 6am. Clearly you have magical powers.
We borrowed IVD’s magic wand.
No, not the warty wand.
CYBERPOOF: Yay 4th! And I claim first too because nobody did that
We foresee trouble ahead when Ayem8y reads this.
EROS: Those Mounties are off to practice their mounting skills.
ReplyDeleteTee hee.
AYEM8Y: ”Yay 4th! And I claim first too because nobody did that.”
So now I'm a nobody.
I'm still first whether I signaled it or not.
We foresee a blackmail attempt in your future.
CYBERPOOF: Let's make a deal MDP.
If you get your kit off on here three more times - new pics every time - you can be first forever. And I'll throw in this first for free.
I think that's a perfectly reasonable deal, said the dirty, horny poofter.
You can’t possibly want to see more of Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass, can you?
IVD: * averts eyes from sordidness of above *
Yay! I won a postcard! Thank you, Mistress MJ.
* sneeks peek from corner of eye *
Sneak a peek at Ayem8y’s centrefold.
KAZ: Thanks MJ
Those Mounties are taking part in a 'Spot the Difference' competition.
I bet the prize is a postcard from Canada.
A spot-the-difference compo?
Or one of Geoff’s impossible-for-MJ-to-win photo competitions?
GINRO: WooHoo!
ReplyDeleteTry to contain your enthusiasm.
This is not a football stadium.
ROSES: Yay to postcard winners!
*hopes they'll scan in the postcards they get*
PS Ginro ~ *slap*
Everyone is getting the SAME postcard.
Read the fine print.
GINRO: I love a woman with spirit.
Then perhaps you’d like another visit to the oubliette!
ROSES: Ginro ~ LOL! Have you been practising to be a dirty old man?
Mistress will be posting pictures of you on Friday if you're not careful.
You are on to my cunning plan.
BOXER: **puts away big prezzie bought just for MJ**
maybe next year, then.
Should we have offered consolation prizes?
I've been cumming here for too long. I read the post title as "Postcard Wieners".
ReplyDeleteIf this carries on, I'll start doing sexual misspellings without even realising tit.
These Mounties were clearly busy declawing squirrels and sending them a scurrying up their back passages.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I missed out on this contest! Hopefully I will catch the next one! Very fun idea!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!
ReplyDeleteCan I also have a picture of the spider...??? Okay, perhaps not then..
Sx
Well Roses, practice makes perfect.
ReplyDeleteKAPI: I've been cumming here for too long. I read the post title as "Postcard Wieners".
ReplyDeleteIf this carries on, I'll start doing sexual misspellings without even realising tit.
Perhaps you need a dicktionary.
EMMA: These Mounties were clearly busy declawing squirrels and sending them a scurrying up their back passages.
Clearly that is against regulations.
MICHAEL RIVERS: Welcome to Infomaniac!
I'm sorry I missed out on this contest! Hopefully I will catch the next one! Very fun idea!
There’s always an upcoming contest here on Infomaniac!
SCARLET: Thank you!!
Can I also have a picture of the spider...??? Okay, perhaps not then..
The transsexual spider (now named Miss Scarlet) is rather shy and besides, she has taken up residence in one of our private rooms.
But she is very real and we take pains everyday not to disturb her.
GINRO: Well Roses, practice makes perfect.
Oh, excuse me for eavesdropping on your private conversation.
My apologies Mistress MJ, and I shall take myself off to the Oubliette immediately, dragging Roses with me too.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say, MDPs arse gives life!
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmm. I love life!
Surprisingly enough, I decline to go to the Oubliette with Ginro.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to drink cocktails with MJ and Cyberpete (yes Boxer, I've got a bottle of vodka for you).
GINRO: My apologies Mistress MJ, and I shall take myself off to the Oubliette immediately, dragging Roses with me too.
ReplyDeleteWe’re tempted to lock the pair of you up in the Polka Dot Room.
CYBERPOOF: What can I say, MDPs arse gives life!
Mmmmmmmm. I love life!
We get it…
You want the kiss of life from MDP.
Dirty Dane.
ROSES: Surprisingly enough, I decline to go to the Oubliette with Ginro.
I'm going to drink cocktails with MJ and Cyberpete (yes Boxer, I've got a bottle of vodka for you).
Mistress MJ is leaving for work in a half an hour or so.
Perhaps CyberPoof and Boxer will be up for it.
Nooooo! Not the Polka Dot Room! Oh alright then.
ReplyDeleteAnd Roses
*whispers* yes, I'm sorry but I forgot that our relationship is a secret and we mustn't let anyone suspect a thing, *stops whispering*
That's right! Don't you dare come to the Oubliette or the Polka Dot Room with me! Be off with you now!
I do...
ReplyDeleteI surrender.
Add a little reminder on the back of Pete's postcard to send me the FGES..
ReplyDeleteit's getting awfully cold outside and I wouldn't want any shrinkage to spoil my work of art.
Oh he's right there..
ReplyDeleteHey CYBERPETE, please send the FGES before it's to brrr to let my pete outcyde.
Wow that was bad :(
yes I know that to should have another "o"..whatEV!
ReplyDeleteOh sorry Donnn I need to do that soon. Maybe... Ok I hate to commit to a date so I'll just say soon.
ReplyDeleteWhen is soon you ask? It's when the big arrow is on S and the small one on Oon.
I am taking up residence in the Plaid Room... and also making use of the beauty parlour.
ReplyDeleteSx
Mistress! Make Ginro behave! Please?
ReplyDeleteMs Scarlet, can I hang out with you?
Yes, you can help me shake a Funky Diva.
ReplyDeleteSx
Honestly it's like being back at school again, lol.
ReplyDeleteMiss, Miss! He's making fun of me! Miss, Miss, he's pulling my hair! Miss, Miss, he's waving his...oooh...erm...no it's ok Miss.
What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to run around all bare.
No time for laughs and jokes and smiles, but instead just worry about things like piles.
i shall imagine a virtual postcard instead ..
ReplyDelete*sniff*
what? Day late and a dollar short?
ReplyDelete(always)
so...I see from your other answers that you may have another contest, soon.
Does it include photos?
HA!
well, like the Lone Ranger cried out to SIIILVER as the sped away, "Maybe next time!"
I'm a poet
ReplyDeleteAnd I just didn't
Realise.
whoop whoop!
ReplyDelete