Friday, October 30, 2009

Filthy Friday - Hallowe'en Edition

Happy Halloweenis!


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38 comments:

  1. Second!

    very, very hairless.

    Happy Halloweenie!

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  2. Third....doesnt feel as good as first.

    His hoo hoo is weird lookin

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  3. What to gripe?
    His belly is flat, he's shaved and he wears a cape!
    Okay the weenie is photoshopped, but eh?
    Imagine!


    And this is a man.

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  4. What up with the bangs?
    Let me guess?
    Count Cockula?

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  5. He looks a bit like someone from work which is a little unsettling.

    He has a nice torso though. I wish mine looked that good *dreams*

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  6. I need something more wolfy MJ - have you got anything hairier?

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  7. Ah, sexy men with false teeth.

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  8. I think I'd rather have Bela Lugosi frankly. At least he looked interesting.

    Happy Halloweenis!

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  9. I have stolen his hair *runs around in a demented fashion*
    Sx

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  10. It's the Brazilian vampire! He'll suck your blood and landscape your secret garden!

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  11. just march on back to that coffin young man & lock yourself in!

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  12. Eroswings rightly points out that this Dude has had a "BRO"zilian wax.

    I should have guessed that Vamps had an inordinate fondness for manscaping..afterall, if you live for Centuries you're bound to get bored.

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  13. “I vant ta suck your cock”

    *Said in my best Bella Lugosi accent*

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  14. He looks pretty armless to me.

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  15. LEAH: First!
    How very hairless.


    And your problem is?

    BOXER: Second!
    very, very hairless.
    Happy Halloweenie!


    Yes, we heard Miss Leah the first time.

    JELLY MONSTER: Third....doesnt feel as good as first.
    His hoo hoo is weird lookin


    Hoo hoo?

    *sniggers*

    MAGO: What to gripe?
    His belly is flat, he's shaved and he wears a cape!
    Okay the weenie is photoshopped, but eh?
    Imagine!
    And this is a man.


    Regarding your video clip…

    Like Bela Lugosi in that scene, Mistress MJ always likes a stiff drink before attempting to turn on anything with tentacles.

    XL: You've invited Count Floyd!

    You have pleased Mistress MJ with your SCTV reference.

    You may take the rest of the day off.

    DONN: What up with the bangs?
    Let me guess?
    Count Cockula?


    He bangs.

    And he’s a member of the fringe element.

    CYBERPOOF: He looks a bit like someone from work which is a little unsettling.
    He has a nice torso though. I wish mine looked that good *dreams*


    Your work crush?

    LULU: I need something more wolfy MJ - have you got anything hairier?

    I’ve got our Manuel.

    Who could ask for anything more?

    KAPI: Ah, sexy men with false teeth.

    Like Old Knudsen?

    ROSES: I think I'd rather have Bela Lugosi frankly. At least he looked interesting.
    Happy Halloweenis!


    Had he lived long enough to woo you instead of just wow you, you would have been wife number six.

    SCARLET: I have stolen his hair *runs around in a demented fashion*

    That’s Beast’s merkin!

    Where IS Beast, by the way?

    EROS: It's the Brazilian vampire! He'll suck your blood and landscape your secret garden!

    My secret garden is beautifully landscaped as it is.

    Surely you’re not suggesting otherwise!

    NORMA: just march on back to that coffin young man & lock yourself in!

    Now THAT’s giving him his marching orders!

    DONN: Eroswings rightly points out that this Dude has had a "BRO"zilian wax.
    I should have guessed that Vamps had an inordinate fondness for manscaping..afterall, if you live for Centuries you're bound to get bored.


    I’m not so sure about the manscaping for if you click to enlarge, you’ll see the beginnings of a unibrow.

    AYEM8Y: “I vant ta suck your cock”
    *Said in my best Bella Lugosi accent*


    No matter which accent you use, we’re speaking your language!

    KAZ: He looks pretty armless to me.

    Har! And if his trick or treating will be anything like Mistress MJ’s, he’ll be legless too!

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  16. Mr Beastie has been eaten by his banana love child.
    Sx

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  17. No not at all.

    My work crush(es) are more buff. There is one guy who is less buff like the guy in the photo. He wouldn't be my type but there is something about him that makes him everyone's type

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  18. KAPI: Ah, sexy men with false teeth.

    Like Old Knudsen?


    No - sexy men with false teeth.

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  19. SCARLET: Mr Beastie has been eaten by his banana love child.

    Well apparently he found time to visit YOUR blog before being consumed!

    *huffs off*

    CYBERPOOF: No not at all.
    My work crush(es) are more buff. There is one guy who is less buff like the guy in the photo. He wouldn't be my type but there is something about him that makes him everyone's type


    It sounds like you’re discussing blood groups.

    KAPI::Ah, sexy men with false teeth.
    Like Old Knudsen?
    No - sexy men with false teeth.


    So you’re telling me you don’t find this sexy?

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  20. Like with blood groups I try to understand my attractions but I've still not figured it out.

    Must be science.

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  21. If you only knew the lengths I go to to lure Mr Beastie to my blog - every underhand tactic in the book, I mean... now I've got his merkin stuck up my nose... it doesn't smell very pleasant either...
    Sx

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  22. CYBERPOOF: Like with blood groups I try to understand my attractions but I've still not figured it out.
    Must be science.


    KAZ is the chemistry expert.

    Perhaps she can enlighten you.

    SCARLET: If you only knew the lengths I go to to lure Mr Beastie to my blog - every underhand tactic in the book, I mean... now I've got his merkin stuck up my nose... it doesn't smell very pleasant either...

    I’ve just gone over to his place and eaten Sausageops.

    That will show him.

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  23. All together now...

    "Transylvania six five thousand!"

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  24. hey, sugarpie! happy drinking! xoxox

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  25. yeah his hoo hoo, would you prefer wee wee or pee pee...

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  26. wee wee pee pee? I would like his wee wee up my poo poo. He could give me the willies anytime he fancies.

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  27. GEOFF: All together now...
    "Transylvania six five thousand!"


    I just wanted to go to Pittsboig.

    FROBI: Happy Halloween!

    Thanks! May I borrow your Bree Van de Kamp wig?

    SAVANNAH: hey, sugarpie! happy drinking!

    How sweet it is!

    RAD: Bite me!

    Oddly enough, on my way home tonight I saw a billboard with those very words.

    JELLY MONSTER: yeah his hoo hoo, would you prefer wee wee or pee pee...

    See comment from Mitzi.

    MITZI: wee wee pee pee? I would like his wee wee up my poo poo. He could give me the willies anytime he fancies.

    For goodness sake Miss Mitzi, keep your knickers on!

    MUTLEY: Is that David cameron?

    By golly, it IS!

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  28. It looks so droopy and sad!

    On another note...have you seen count cockula? http://www.fleshjack.com/count-cockula/

    SHHhhhh...Don't tell anyone I told you about it!

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  29. JILL: It’s our little secret…until Sunday.

    Come back then.

    And thank you.

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  30. Oh dear, between the lack of adult pube hair and that horrible Caesar haircut, someone looks like they need to grow up.

    Crikey, Bears look more appealing every day....

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  31. LA DIVA CUCINA: Oh dear, between the lack of adult pube hair and that horrible Caesar haircut, someone looks like they need to grow up.
    Crikey, Bears look more appealing every day....


    If it’s hairy you want, it’s hairy you’ll get.

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  32. Of course you realize I egg you on dear....thank you for indulging me!!!

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  33. He needs a blood transfusion into that limp weenie of his. That facial expression isn't one of menacing evil, he's just mortified that we're seeing him with that limp cock.

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