But how many of you have been to the Polka Dot Room? …
(click it, bitches)
Misbehave and you will find yourself in the Polka Dot Room where your every move is monitored by The Polka Dot Queen …
But that’s not all.
You will be forced to wear the Polka Dot Clown Shoes!
Remember, you are all just one misdeed away from POLKA DOT HELL!
Hallucinogenic tiny inbetweeny polka dot bikinis.
ReplyDeleteI'm plain mushroomed.
Will there be polka music in the polka room?
ReplyDeleteI would think that the Polka Queen would at least be wearing an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini--or is that reserved for the inmates?
GARFY: Hallucinogenic tiny inbetweeny polka dot bikinis.
ReplyDeleteI'm plain mushroomed.
After your last post, we thought we’d lost you but obviously you were just tripping.
EROS: Will there be polka music in the polka room?
I would think that the Polka Queen would at least be wearing an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini--or is that reserved for the inmates?
We’ll be holding a polka mass.
You may wear your polka dot Speedos if the mood strikes.
third! yeah, third!!!! xoxox
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, polka dots...*must go back and read post*
4th! 4th! 4th! 4th!
ReplyDeleteMistress, I have found a wonderful novelty pillow to go with the new room. Here's Houseboy Sërgë giving a demo.
PS: Oh Hai Miss Savannah!
ReplyDeletePunishment? Hah!
ReplyDeleteWhen I were a lad we had to go and stand in The Lime Green Room. Never did me any harm. In fact I could happily stand in a pulsing lime green room for hours, so there.
So...do you just happen to have a lime green room, Mistress MJ. I'm only asking
when will you put us in the Chocolate and vodka room?
ReplyDeleteAnd will the unhappy victims to be forced to do "The Polka Dot Polka" under the demonic guidance of Alice Faye?
ReplyDeleteJust stopped in to tell you that you have won yourself a custom amigurumi! Now, however, I am blind from polkadots.
ReplyDeleteThat is one scary bitch...........
ReplyDeleteI wonder where she keeps the flying monkeys?
Its like being inside IVD's warty wand
ReplyDeleteYeah -but without the smell of canasten.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought the plaid room was bad
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: third! yeah, third!!!! xoxox
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, polka dots...*must go back and read post*
Did you read the part yet that says you’re one misdeed away from Polka Dot Hell?
Take heed.
XL: 4th! 4th! 4th! 4th!
Mistress, I have found a wonderful novelty pillow to go with the new room. Here's Houseboy Sërgë giving a demo.
It’s kooky all right.
But is it fluffable?
I must be paying the houseboys too much if they can afford to have their teeth whitened like that.
KAPI: Punishment? Hah!
When I were a lad we had to go and stand in The Lime Green Room. Never did me any harm. In fact I could happily stand in a pulsing lime green room for hours, so there.
So...do you just happen to have a lime green room, Mistress MJ. I'm only asking
We had to repaint the Lime Green Room after Mr. Mutley got drunk and passed out there.
You see, he was wearing his lime green boxer shorts (7th photo down) and blended into the room so well that we couldn’t find him.
We had to follow the terrible smell.
BOXER: when will you put us in the Chocolate and vodka room?
Too many questions.
Wear the clown shoes!
MUSCATO: And will the unhappy victims to be forced to do "The Polka Dot Polka" under the demonic guidance of Alice Faye?
I dreamed your head, wearing a tutti-frutti hat, was contained in one of those giant polka dots.
Actually, you looked like Jambi the genie and you granted me a wish.
I woke up before I could make the wish only to hear you and Mr. Peenee chanting…
The dot is here to stay!
The dot lives on and on and on and on ….
LEAH: Just stopped in to tell you that you have won yourself a custom amigurumi! Now, however, I am blind from polkadots.
Thank you!
Mistress MJ feels faint from the shock of winning and must soon have a long lie down.
After we’ve had our coffee Wednesday morning (remember, we’re hours behind you)… we’ll compose ourselves and gracefully accept our prize.
When we figure out what we want, of course.
DAMIEN: That is one scary bitch...........
I wonder where she keeps the flying monkeys?
Look here.
BEAST: Its like being inside IVD's warty wand
See Damien’s comment, below.
DAMIEN: Yeah -but without the smell of canasten.
A free lifetime supply of Canestan couldn’t cure IVD’s warty wand!
CYBERPOOF: And I thought the plaid room was bad
I bet you want to straddle one of those big bouncy balls in the Polka Dot Room.
I was digging the Polka Dot Room until I saw the Queen. She scares me, I don't want to go there.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
Polka Dots will go well with the network of moles upon my hulking frame. MJ, you never did finish connecting the dots....
ReplyDeleteyou poke her, you brought her.
ReplyDeleteThat polka dot room brings back fond memories of a lover i once had who had pubic warts!
ReplyDeleteIf I jump up and down and throw things around can I be the first to go there?
ReplyDeleteSx
This looks like a crime scene from NCIS?
ReplyDeleteIf it is - I demand to see Jethro.
I'm so traumatised by the polka dots, I'm going to hoof Ginro out of the Oubliette and go lie down.
ReplyDeleteSo spotty!
I need a drink...
WIL: I was digging the Polka Dot Room until I saw the Queen. She scares me, I don't want to go there.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen smells your fear and is turned on by it, Wil.
CHAMP: Polka Dots will go well with the network of moles upon my hulking frame. MJ, you never did finish connecting the dots....
YAY! The Champ has returned!!!
Is it time for me to resume my duties as The Champ's Official Beard and Body Hair Groomer?
NORMADESMOND: you poke her, you brought her.
We shall have a sign affixed above the door to make that clear.
EMMA: That polka dot room brings back fond memories of a lover i once had who had pubic warts!
Did ya get any on you?
SCARLET: If I jump up and down and throw things around can I be the first to go there?
The fact that you have spent a week sulking is reason enough to toss you to the Polka Dot Queen.
KAZ: This looks like a crime scene from NCIS?
If it is - I demand to see Jethro.
Jethro does not appear to be a character in Coronation Street or Mad Men.
Therefore I have no idea what you’re on about.
ROSES: I'm so traumatised by the polka dots, I'm going to hoof Ginro out of the Oubliette and go lie down.
So spotty!
I need a drink...
Ginro has been imprisoned in the Polka Dot Room all week.
Weren’t you wondering why he wasn’t commenting?
I sure would love to bounce on one of those balls but not when they are in polka dots.
ReplyDeleteA little bit of polka dots done in the right way is ok but this scares me quite a bit.
Mistress, is this the Jethro that some are concerned with?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I sure would love to bounce on one of those balls but not when they are in polka dots.
ReplyDeleteA little bit of polka dots done in the right way is ok but this scares me quite a bit.
We suspect you spend a lot of time bouncing on balls.
XL: Mistress, is this the Jethro that some are concerned with?
No, that Jethro can be found in our Gingham Room.
You are absolutely right!
ReplyDeleteI don't have time for much else but that and work. It comes highly recommended
No XL - THAT Jethro will be about 90 years old by now.
ReplyDeleteHere he is.
CYBERPOOF: You are absolutely right!
ReplyDeleteI don't have time for much else but that and work. It comes highly recommended
Do you listen to Kylie whislt you’re bouncing on balls?
KAZ: No XL - THAT Jethro will be about 90 years old by now.
Here he is.
We find your statement shockingly ageist.
Do you have a problem with nekkid old men?
I can not help, everytime I look at the picture of this room I expect a young Woody Allen to come round ... in a chequered suit. The queen seems to be a goer and the shoes are just nice.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: I can not help, everytime I look at the picture of this room I expect a young Woody Allen to come round ... in a chequered suit. The queen seems to be a goer and the shoes are just nice.
ReplyDeleteWe’ve laid a beating on Mr. Allen.
We doubt he’ll be back anytime soon.
EmmaK: eeewwwwww!!!
ReplyDeleteThat Japanese lady is an artist and I can't think of her name, she was doing a show in Sydney when I was there. Her costume and wig look cheap.
I don't mind the polka dot room, esp. when imbibing in a bit of mushroom tea!
I don't know if it's the polka dots or the chinese face that's making me feel bilious.
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: That Japanese lady is an artist and I can't think of her name, she was doing a show in Sydney when I was there. Her costume and wig look cheap.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the polka dot room, esp. when imbibing in a bit of mushroom tea!
She is indeed a Japanese artist named Yayoi Kusama.
She lives in a mental institution in Tokyo and was an influence on Yoko Ono.
Mind you don’t spill that hot tea in your lap.
MITZI: I don't know if it's the polka dots or the chinese face that's making me feel bilious.
But you’re fine with the clown shoes?