Thursday, October 08, 2009

Don’t Leave Home Without It

Mistress MJ never leaves home without her lippy.


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How about you, bitches?

Besides the obvious housekeys, phone and cash …

What can’t you leave home without?
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28 comments:

  1. eroswings1:01 AM, October 08, 2009

    Clothes...I'd hate to imagine what kind of filthy germs I might sit on while out and about in public. Plus, I wouldn't want to get a sunburn or frostbite on the sensitive parts.

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  2. Damien1:34 AM, October 08, 2009

    The last remaining tattered shreds of my dignity.

    And even then I forget........... dammitt.

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  3. Roses3:46 AM, October 08, 2009

    3rd! I'm 3rd. Yay me!

    I never leave home without my MP3 player. Never.

    Also, tucked in my wallet is a condom...in case of firemen.

    Well a girl has to dream....

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  4. Roses3:52 AM, October 08, 2009

    PS. MJ, how is your flaming uterous?

    *Fills a hot water bottle, leaves some painkillers. Tip toes out*

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  5. LẌ4:03 AM, October 08, 2009

    Glasses.


    Oh Hai Roses!

    [regrets not going to firefighter school]

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  6. Ms Scarlet4:28 AM, October 08, 2009

    Wet wipes for unexpected spillages, and Fabreze - in case I meet Mr Beastie.
    Sx

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  7. Mitzi 5:52 AM, October 08, 2009

    I never leave the house without a mattress strapped to my back.

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  8. savannah7:17 AM, October 08, 2009

    mace.

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  9. Roses7:30 AM, October 08, 2009

    Oh hai xl and savannah.

    Guess what? I went to Tescos and saw Firemen! Yay!

    Today is brilliant. It would have been even better if they'd have waved their hoses at me...but looking lustily at them was enough.

    *sigh*

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  10. BEAST7:47 AM, October 08, 2009

    I never leave the house without my gym kit , it goes everywhere with me in my timeless MANBAG(Its a rucksack really)

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  11. Jenny9:24 AM, October 08, 2009

    the dogs. They come to work and the other day I was driving and had a panic "WHERE DID I LEAVE THE DOGS??" and then realized it was Sunday. I know, weird.

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  12. The Mistress11:18 AM, October 08, 2009

    EROS: Clothes...I'd hate to imagine what kind of filthy germs I might sit on while out and about in public. Plus, I wouldn't want to get a sunburn or frostbite on the sensitive parts.

    Miss Scarlet has some wet wipes she can offer you.

    So you’re safe to strip down now.

    DAMIEN: The last remaining tattered shreds of my dignity.
    And even then I forget........... dammitt.

    We’re sure there are a few Kiwi men who thank you for leaving your dignity at the door.

    ROSES: I never leave home without my MP3 player. Never.
    Also, tucked in my wallet is a condom...in case of firemen.
    Well a girl has to dream...

    How big a condom would you need for that pole?

    ROSES: PS. MJ, how is your flaming uterous?
    *Fills a hot water bottle, leaves some painkillers. Tip toes out*

    We are heavily medicated at the moment, thank you.

    XL: Glasses.
    Oh Hai Roses!
    [regrets not going to firefighter school]

    Eeek!

    *dons lead apron*

    You can play at being a fireman here if you wish but you’ll have to remove the X-ray specs.

    SCARLET: Wet wipes for unexpected spillages, and Fabreze - in case I meet Mr Beastie.

    As we recall, you also carry a spare pair of knickers in your handbag.

    MITZI: I never leave the house without a mattress strapped to my back.

    Make sure you don’t remove the tag that says, ‘Do not remove under the penalty of law’.

    SAVANNAH: mace.

    Do you always carry your own seasonings around?

    I bring my own hot sauce to restaurants.

    ROSES: Guess what? I went to Tescos and saw Firemen! Yay!
    Today is brilliant. It would have been even better if they'd have waved their hoses at me...but looking lustily at them was enough.
    *sigh*

    Perhaps XL will wave his hose at you.

    He is a frustrated fireman at heart.

    BEAST: I never leave the house without my gym kit , it goes everywhere with me in my timeless MANBAG(Its a rucksack really)

    The last time I made rude comments about your MANBAG, you banned me.

    BOXER: the dogs. They come to work and the other day I was driving and had a panic "WHERE DID I LEAVE THE DOGS??" and then realized it was Sunday. I know, weird.

    If the windows weren’t obscured by dog noseprints and lick marks, that should have been your first clue.

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  13. normadesmond12:28 PM, October 08, 2009

    evah see this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSVb0I1-3aE

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  14. The Mistress12:39 PM, October 08, 2009

    NORMADESMOND: I feel so underdressed now!

    Why doesn’t she just get a big ole pair of those novelty wax lips and slap ‘em on?

    I love how she blames it on New York.

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  15. CyberPete12:49 PM, October 08, 2009

    My trusty iPhone, lipbalm and well.. Condom for rhe same reason as Roses.

    A gay can dream right?

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  16. Inexplicable DeVice2:50 PM, October 08, 2009

    I never leave home without checking for bite marks in the brick work.
    Honestly, I never realised owning a gingerbread house would be so much hard work.

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  17. Lulu LaBonne2:52 PM, October 08, 2009

    a retinue of firemen

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  18. The Mistress2:54 PM, October 08, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: My trusty iPhone, lipbalm and well.. Condom for rhe same reason as Roses.
    A gay can dream right?

    Have you gone off lifeguards?

    IVD: I never leave home without checking for bite marks in the brick work.
    Honestly, I never realised owning a gingerbread house would be so much hard work.

    Do you remember to turn off the Apocalypse Oven before you leave the house?

    Or do you leave it on so the firemen will come?

    LULU: a retinue of firemen

    Again with the firemen.

    There seems to be a theme developing here today.

    *expects Roses is on her way over to Lulu’s*

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  19. CyberPete3:06 PM, October 08, 2009

    No, i've plenty of those already.

    Who doesn't like a big hose

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  20. jason5:38 PM, October 08, 2009

    The usual:
    Houseboys, porn, a stash.

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  21. Geoff5:45 PM, October 08, 2009

    these days it's xanax.

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  22. Manuel6:06 PM, October 08, 2009

    Moleskin and "if lost please return to..." notice (for me) I am for ever getting lost

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  23. garfer7:35 PM, October 08, 2009

    My pet poodle Cedric. He gets carsick in the Daimler so I chuck him out of the window before he soils the leather upholstery.

    Unfortunately Cedric has a a homing instinct. I think I'll have to run him over next time as I really want a Labradoodle.

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  24. The Jelly Monster8:48 PM, October 08, 2009

    My lip plumper

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  25. ayeM8y10:23 PM, October 08, 2009

    Condoms and Penicillin.

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  26. The Mistress1:11 AM, October 09, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: No, i've plenty of those already.
    Who doesn't like a big hose

    Size doesn’t matter.

    How often are we going to have this conversation?

    JASON: the usual:
    Houseboys, porn, a stash.

    My houseboys carry me from place to place in a sedan chair.
    And yours?

    GEOFF: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    You’ll be American Geoff.
    We already have an English Geoff.

    these days it's xanax.

    My friend slept through a hurricane on Xanax.

    MANUEL: Moleskin and "if lost please return to..." notice (for me) I am for ever getting lost

    Moleskine? Oh his poor wee tired blistered feet.

    Oh, THAT kind of moleskine.

    GARFY: My pet poodle Cedric. He gets carsick in the Daimler so I chuck him out of the window before he soils the leather upholstery.
    Unfortunately Cedric has a a homing instinct. I think I'll have to run him over next time as I really want a Labradoodle.

    We were glad you hadn't given up blogging...until this.

    JELLY MONSTER: My lip plumper

    We're not sure we want to know the details.

    AYEM8Y: Condoms and Penicillin.

    You need a mobile STD clinic running alongside you.

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  27. The Jelly Monster9:02 AM, October 09, 2009

    Yeah maxi likes them big and juicy ;)

    ha ha ha see you've ruined my innnocent mind

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  28. Jill11:22 AM, October 09, 2009

    My husband's wallet...I'm old fashioned like that.

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